The sketchy plot of "Triple X Ranch" revolves around lovelorn Rodrigo Fera's quest to get some love from Alex Jr. He resorts to drastic measures, but he needn't. This is the most sexually charged bunch of farmhands ever assembled together. As soon as they finish with a partner, they saunter over to another. Imagine a place like that! Wait, it gets better -- it's Brazilian yet!
Rodrigo tampers with the water he uses for the horses so that veterinarian Alex Jr. will come to help them all. He does this unnoticed, and then in comes his boss Rogerio Van Damme. He has little interest in the work done, but plenty in what Rodrigo has in his pants. Rogerio starts on Rodrigo's chest, and after a brief flick session with Rodrigo's mouth, he sucks on the cock. The uncut piece is beautiful. They trade places and Rodrigo looks just as attractive blowing Rogerio's pretty dick. He spends a lot of time on the balls and then has some lascivious fun in Rogerio's ready ass. But, it's Rogerio who does the topping, flying through an energetic fuck as chickens fidget noisily around them. The ensuing bounce-fuck is much better and Rogerio ends the session with a fine cum shot.
The ranch is owned by lucky Pablo Picaco (I just report the names, I don't invent ‘em). His friend Luiz Handson comes to visit and they amble around the lush gorgeous surroundings before Luiz gets a much better tour in the saddle house. They make out a little and then Luiz does a cute suck job on Pablo. Pablo is much more comfortable using his tongue in Luiz's lucky ass. With the chickens still going in the background, Luiz bends way way over to accommodate Pablo's thick dick. Best to admire in this scene are the positions into which Luiz contorts himself to take in Pablo's good pound. Pablo ultimately jacks them both to conclusion, his shot astounding both of them.
Igor Castro comes to fetch Pablo to discuss the sick horses. While Pablo attends to them, Igor flags down humpy Rodrigo, fresh from the spirited fuck a few minutes earlier. Igor wastes no time in pleasantries, he goes right for Rodrigo's rod. Igor rims and sucks up a storm before Rodrigo gives him a harsh fingering. I say harsh because there seems to be no lube. However, Igor clearly loves it and it's a highlight of the scene. The anal action here is a little awkward at the start, but Igor turns out to be the most welcome bottom yet as Rodrigo shoves in with intent and opens up Igor brazenly. Igor has a fine shot at the end, but it's set against a light background and hard to see.
Ranch hand and major cutie Jeff Perez, sporting a plucky Speedy Gonzales shirt, drinks some of the tainted water. He starts to feel really sick, which manifests itself in a desire to play with his nipples. Pablo sees this and offers help in the form of a stiff cock, which immediately perks Jeff up. Best natural medicine this side of chicken soup, I would say, eh? Jeff is first to cock, and Pablo's dick looks even bigger and prouder against slight Jeff than it did previously. Pablo eats out Jeff's ass feverishly in the video's best rim. Jeff goes back to preparing Pablo's dick and when it's ready, it gets shoved into Jeff. The action is average, but the positions change quickly enough to keep things interesting. In the end, Pablo has another incredible shot, this one so exciting that he and Jeff break into peals of laughter when they see what it's done all over Jeff's torso.
Alex Jr. finally arrives to help the horses, decked out in a crisp lab coat with little underneath. He and Rodrigo make eyes at each other, but Pablo and Igor take him to the barn to attend the horses. While Alex Jr. works his magic on the horse, Rodrigo finds some magic working in his pants. He offers it to Alex Jr. and they retire to screw on a secluded buggy in another barn. Just as Rodrigo's lips are about to meet Alex Jr.'s cock, Denis Boy bursts in and joins the action. Denis and Alex do the sucking and then Alex delivers a hearty rim job. Rodrigo then becomes the luckiest man in the video when Alex both sucks and fingers him while Denis covers him with kisses and nibbles on his ear. Rodrigo lowers his ass down on Alex's cock and they ride off while the buggy creaks beneath them. The fuck lasts only a few minutes before tons of cum is seen, though we don't know from whom it came, as the editing chops up the end of the scene. After the scene is over, Alex Jr. tells Rodrigo he only needs to use three drops of the mysterious liquid to make the horses sick. Aha! He and Alex planned this rendezvous!
As much as Alex and Rodrigo like each other, both have roving eyes. Alex's spy Igor and Luiz's first meeting. They don't need small talk, they just need big cock. Luiz, who possesses a glorious chest, blows Igor first and then Igor and his big jaws take in some of Luiz. Luiz lurches his tongue into Igor's pert ass and this is where Alex decides he must join. Igor welcomes him eagerly with a fine blowjob. Alex then does double duty, fucking Luiz while he rims Igor, both very well. Luiz takes over the tongue-lap in Igor as Alex concentrates all his effort pounding Luiz's ass. Alex has a few moments to fuck Igor before Luiz sprays a load into the wind to start the sloppy load brigade a-pumpin'.
The sex in this video is perfectly apt, the problem is the editing. There are six scenes in less than 90 minutes, which means they all go by rather quickly. As soon as something good starts from these guys, and all are capable of a lot of good somethings, the action suddenly switches course. The scenes thus don't build and the guys come off as dicks with bodies attached. However, the dicks are lovely and the bodies ain't bad, so if you like your porn quick and outdoorsy, not to mention full of hunky Brazilians, go visit the "Triple X Ranch."
A Video Review by Brent Blue
The moment I put this video in the VCR, I felt like I had been magically transported to Marlboro country. All of a sudden, the screen was filled with images of gorgeous Brazilian cowboys with little beads of sweat on their brows and muscular chests. And how could I forget the huge hard-on's in their faded 501s. It was definitely a feast for my eyes, so much so that I couldn't be bothered to read the subtitles. But hey, it's porn, so the story is secondary anyway. It's all about the sex, and quantity-wise, this video has a lot. Quality is another story. Don't get me wrong. It's not bad at all, but some of the sex could have used some heating up or at least a cattle prod.
This first scene really draws you in because these two boys are into it, and better yet, they're into each other. Rogerio Van Damme is a super horny supervisor who jumps his eager employee, Rodrigo Fera, near the horses' stalls. They begin by rubbing and bumping up against each other, then exchange some hot blow jobs. Fera goes for his boss' ass and rims the delicious meat. Then Van Damme tops Fera and works his ass, drilling his hole harder and harder until they both shoot their loads.
My problem with this video was the damn chickens. In almost every scene you can hear them balking. It was loud enough to drown out the Love Boat-type music that blares throughout, so I guess, in a way, I'm grateful for them. Other than that and the lack of raw heat, I liked it. The Brazilian hotties, with their tight and tan bodies made up for it. So, next time you're in the mood for a good country fuck-a-thon, pick up this video.
- Ricki Martinez