"BadBoy" is a classy production from the superb British director Max Lincoln about a royal family. The members bear little resemblance to the actual British royals because they are a) exceedingly good-looking; b) all male, and; c) very sweet and warm. Did I mention good-looking? Any country with two heirs to the throne this gorgeous would be printing a ton more stamps. However, in common with the royals, these boys have some P.R. problems. When the action begins ...
... the aging king sends equerry Jamie Carter to wake up his heir, the luscious Tim Miller, a tall tight blond with such juicy lips. Tim is busy dreaming of being woken up by naked Chris Cooke, a lean hottie with a monster cock, and Brace Levitt, a rather standard thin brunet (for this flick). Chris jumps right in bed and kisses him. Chris gets sucked by Tim while Tim himself, sporting another massive pecker, gets the same from Brace. Tim does excellent work, topped only by Chris when he gets to take on Tim. Tim is also an ace rimmer, taking Brace with a deep tongue and then taking Brace's cock into his ass with a so-so fuck. When Chris bottoms for Tim, things go haywire wonderfully. Chris is a sex beast, sucking and getting fucked with aplomb. Chris takes one shot to the face and then the Prince Tim cums, waking alone in his bed, having had a wonderful dream, but a real-life date with his stern papa.
The king tells his handsome son that he is ready to step down, but wants his son reacquainted with his duties first. He also wants him to bring younger brother Daniel Ryan, another stunning blond with chiseled cheeks and a chiseled stomach, back into the familial fold. It seems Daniel has been prancing around at "populist festivals," which in this case is a romping gay pride ado. With bald bodyguard Jason Stone, he goes into a bathroom and decides to partake in the gayness himself. Jason, still wearing his sunglasses, rims and fingers Daniel with apparent knowledge, really corkscrewing an intent finger in there. For a second, Daniel sucks Jason, sprinting down the cock and sucking hard at the big head. Jason fucks Daniel with grunting passion, drilling in deep and smacking Daniel against the wall. Jason cums all over Daniel's ass and the prince leaves his blue-blooded cum all over the bathroom.
Back at the palace, His Hunkiness Prince Tim fences until losing, rushing out so Daniel Ryan can fence with dashing brunet Daniel Leger and smoothly attractive Joel Jones. This trio ends up on a bed and heavy down in sex. Daniel Leger sucks Dan Ryan and then Daniel Ryan takes on Joel while Daniel Leger licks his way down Daniel Ryan's royal back to his royal buttcrack. He gives it a pert oh-so-loving rimjob and then fucks the prince, showing off a nipple piercing and broad shoulders. He takes no prisoners with this pounding fuck, Daniel Ryan wearing a winning smile the whole time. These two fall into a bunch of positions as they tirelessly go at it until Daniel Ryan cums and Daniel Legel lets out a big shot. Underused Joel cums, too, the best of the three.
While this scene is going on, Prince Tim dreams of Daniel Leger himself. Tim is in a hot tub and Daniel comes behind him, sweetly massaging him until he can blow Tim, doing so amazingly well considering the cock size. Tim fucks Daniel, his speed right on the mark, energetic and sizzling. He even jacks off Daniel at times during the fuck. Unfortunately, it's another dream for shy Tim.
It gets worse for the heir. He hears the afterglow in the epee room and sprints dispiritingly down the stairs before knocking into brunet servant Kingsley Jordan. Tim immediately lapses again into fantasy rather than trying to seduce Kingsley (who looks as though he'd follow the prince without much convincing). With those big eyes and strong features, Tim should easily get anyone, but we have to see it in dream as he sucks Kingsley's heavily veined uncut cock. His talent adds another layer to the character that makes him the ideal man (rich, great looking, powerful, well hung, sexually dynamic) and an ideal character here. Kingsley sucks and rims Tim and then drizzles a bit of spit onto his dick before fucking the now-versatile Tim. All of his muscles from his shoulders down work to perfect this slicing fuck, which is soon replaced by an equally picturesque ride from Tim. His pale round rump takes the whole cock greedily as Kingsley slams up at him. Tim even looks calm during a punishing sideways-fuck. Tim cums being fucked and then Kingsley matches it. Alas, it was a fantasy and the servant bolts from the prince's gaze quickly.
Pensive Tim watches bubbly brother Daniel frolic by the water with pals Karl Harding and Leon Sroka (not identified separately in the credits). As Daniel disappears into the woods with them, Tim naps on a blanket and dreams of joining them. This quartet scene is shot exceedingly carefully by director Max Lincoln so that the two brothers never actually touch (or else they would have more in common with the inbred royals than I originally thought), though the tension that they might is wonderfully unbearable. One of the friends has his hair teased into a fauxhawk and the other is a reedy brunet. Fauxhawk gets on his knees to suck Tim as Daniel and the fourth alternate blowing. Though everyone sucks at some point, Fauxhawk is the winner here, seemingly backless of throat when he deep-throats Tim. Tim fucks the fourth mate who very soon is also topping Daniel, with Fauxhawk blowing the bottoming prince. The middle man does excellent work, though Tim is still fucking beautifully. Fauxhawk bottoms for Daniel, still getting it from the fourth as Tim starts the cum parade. Adorable Daniel takes one seriously to the mouth and the exhausting scene ends.
Daniel and his friends play a veddy-veddy British game of cricket, with sad Tim watching from the parapet. Jamie sees him looking so glum and asks him what is wrong. Tim confesses that he can't find a way to make people like him, but Jamie clearly adores him as they start to kiss. Finally, Tim is going to have sex for real, and with someone who isn't a random lay! The opening make-out is so tender and exploratory and this feeling keeps through the slow undress. Tim's boffo boner is definitely a challenge but Jamie sucks it very well, passionate and still tender. Tim sucks next, gobbling up Jamie handily and then bending over so Jamie can poke around at his fuzzy ass. Actually the ass is more active, slithering around the finger until it gets a loving lapping from Jamie's tongue. Finally, Jamie, who breaks the mood by taking off with potent speed, fucks Tim. This isn't condemnation, because it looks fantastic. Jamie ends with a huge popping load all over Tim's ass before jacking off his majesty. The bad news is the King Daddy sees the end of the scene and banishes his elder son from the House of Trafalgar.
So, Daniel has become king, with a crown and coronation robe to show for it. What his father doesn't know is that under his coronation robe are two boys, with another entering to make it an even four. The interchangeable brunets are Ben Slater, Sherman Ash and Jof McGovern, again not identified by face from each other. Without Tim, however, the scene is a tad flat. The blowjobs are proficient, especially whoever is sucking Daniel at any given time. At one point, one kid is given three dicks to his face, but he sucks only one. Finally, King Daniel lies on the throne, spreading his legs so one can rim him and the other two can be jacked off by him. Wearing a massive smile, he takes the delicious rimming eagerly. Daniel takes one of the boys and fucks him, forging ahead mercilessly and nastily. The other two enter into a sit-fuck with the same eagerness as Daniel and his partner. Daniel, by the way, sports his crown while topping, so no one forgets he is the new king. The quartet comes back together with some switched-partner fucking, Daniel this time bottoming. Lots of cum is spilt and then the scene continues, now with Daniel being ridden by one of the boys, an insatiable brute! More cum flows and the Daniel takes one final facial.
As a conclusion, we find Tim and Jamie in a pub, toasting their love and lack of throne. They are the lucky ones, no doubt, especially Jamie, who has nabbed one hell of a partner. Sure, Daniel can have all the boys he wants now as King, but Tim is the big star here. As often happens in a Max Lincoln story, one man is given a gigantic star spot, and in all of his videos that I've seen, that star is superbly well-chosen and aces his huge task. Tim is no exception.
DVD features: Chapters; widescreen; trailers ("DreamBoy," "DreamBoy USA," "SpyBoy," "SpyBoy 2" and "SkaterBoy") galleries; behind-the-scenes featurette; and playable worldwide (no regional coding).
A DVD Review by Brent Blue
