When Loretta Lynn wrote that famous song of hers, I don't think she pictured what the coal miners do in this video. Let alone if her daddy was one who participated.
Dave Nelson's father has died and left his coal mining business to him. Nelson doesn't really want it, because he's so close to finishing college. But his father insisted in the will that the business stay within the family. Nelson's adopted brother, Nolan Scott, is upset because he's got the shaft. He knows the biz inside and out but is left out in the cold. They discover that a government inspector is touring the site, and after Nelson stammers, not knowing what to do, Scott makes the decision to send their best man to help assist the inspector.
Their best man is Cletus, played by Scott Davis. He shows the inspector (the adorable Dean Maxwell) around, but Maxwell finds too many problems and decides to shut the old place down. Davis pleads, but Maxwell states that no sum of money would be large enough to change his mind. Of course, Davis produces that beautiful blond, uncut cock of his and asks if that is large enough. Davis takes Maxwell in his mouth and, in turn, Maxwell returns the favor. It is fascinating to watch Maxwell's neck muscles strain as he forces himself to swallow as much of Davis' beautiful pole as he can. David then slides his persuasive meat deep into Maxwell's bowels, and Maxwell quickly changes his tune. This is an electric pairing - Maxwell is so goddamned cute you just want to wrap him up and take him home with you, and I remember back in the days when Davis was a skinny twink with just a big dick. Now he's all man and all sex. They sizzle and both shoot a great lode. (Get it? Lode? I kill myself!)
Nelson takes a tour and runs into Sebastian, one of his workers. Sebastian explains that it can be difficult working in the mine amongst all those sweaty men. Nelson comforts him by allowing him to suck on his cock. There is a ton of passion between the two men, and Nelson fucks Sebastian nicely in a mining cart.
We are deep in the mine with the brothers and four miners (Gregg Rockwell, Ben Damon, Reed Parker and Johnny Thrust). The miners goad the brothers into fighting, which they do and ultimately cause a cave-in. The brothers head off to find an exit, and the four, bored, do what comes naturally. Everyone samples Thrust, who has a huge dong, and eventually Rockwell pounds Parker as Thrust skewers Damon (which is really hot).
Here's the major problem with this scene: Since there was a cave-in, obviously, there are no lights, so we only have the lights from the miner's helmets. Now, granted, this is an incredibly original and innovative idea, but it becomes tiresome very quickly. There's some hot stuff going on under all that blackness, but we hardly get to see any of it. And with guys as hot as these, especially hunky Damon, who bears a nice resemblance to Ben Affleck (Get the name now? Ben Damon?), it seems a shame that we miss their beautiful bodies.
The final scene has the brothers escaping from the mine, rescuing their trapped workers and finding the coal deposits needed. Nelson, deciding that Scott was the one who really saved them and since he is so much more equipped to handle the business, signs over the papers to Scott. As payment, Scott offers his pretty ass for a nice solid fuck from big brother.
Music swells. Fade to black.
The screenplay by Jett Blakk is incredibly original and a lot of fun. The dialogue is good, and the models deliver their lines with believability and enthusiasm. Nelson reminds me of a cross between Derek Cameron and Adam Wilde, has a great body and a nice, stiff dick. Damon is a beautiful find, and I hope to see more of him when someone finds a light switch. But the best scene is the first scene between Maxwell and Davis, two pros who show what fucking is all about.
There is no peppy perky porno music in this at all. Not even over the credits, which struck me as bizarre. And the O'Brian brothers mix actual mining footage in with the video, which is clever and a little odd. But overall, the effect is fine and boner-inducing.
These are some guys you'd love to be trapped with.
- Jeremy Spencer