Twangy narrator Dillon Buck tells us that there isn't exactly a men's room left at Exit 8. It was torn down, but that doesn't stop guys from coming around to take a peek at the relics and enjoy the sexual thrill that once made it such a destination. Only in the world of Joe Gage would this much action occur at an abandoned urinal deep in the Ozark's, a rural haven for sucking and fucking and pissing far removed from the glitter of city porn, but not from its delectable depravity.
Sheriffs Brody Newport and Dane Hyde are in the area, walking through the woods, when they find the remnants of the urinal, wondering aloud what they would do if they had to do more than piss. Well, no one does, so they decided it's safe just to do that. Dillon himself needs no urinal, just standing among the foliage and letting go a giant stream of piss that lasts forever, the only sound being its drops hitting the leaves. Mustached macho Dane and tall rock-solid Brody wend their way back to the ramshackle urinal, but from the onset, it's clear peeing isn't the only thing they want to do with their dicks. Drained of urine, they note that they are about the same size, though Brody thinks ahead: are they the same size hard? While they use their hands to harden, Dillon sneaks up and is soon invited to join. Brody is the first to take tentative licks at cock, removing his hat and exposing his sexy bald head to deep-throat Dillon's monstrously thick piece. The upward-curver is no easy suck, but Brody does very well. Just watching, Dane shoots a load. After Dillon cums, he coaxes the other two to join him in some full hardcore action. Dane sucks Dillon while jacking himself and Brody before accepting a happy blowjob from Dillon. Brody offers his ass up for bottoming, bent over a picnic table to take it from the relatively normal-sized Dane first. However, Dane is a rip-snorting top, pulling Brody all over the place as he hammers him. Having Dillon inside him isn't so easy, but you wouldn't know it to watch. He takes this fuck beautifully. They make it a three-way fuck with Dillon in Dane in Brody so Dane can feel Dillon's giant presence too. Then everyone gets to cum again. As a coda, the three piss hounds get to unleash more on Brody, happy to fill his mouth and spit it back out.
I'm not sure what kind of construction is going on this deep in the woods, but bearded Alex Baresi and sinfully handsome Jack Bond are there, all rugged and blue collar, pissing, with Dillon ever-watchful for anyone whipping out a cock. Three furious streams try to outdo each other before Alex and Jack leave, soon finding their way to the men's room remnants too. Dillon follows, eager to chomp down on Alex's thick uncut cock, right at the base of his hairy chest and stomach. Jack watches, pissing more when he can. Dillon gives Alex a very steamy sucking before moving to Jack, where he does the same. Where Alex's cock is fat, Jack's is long, but Dillon is able to gulp both whole. After both cum, Dillon heads back to their construction site, where Jack immediately bends over, poking out his juicy round rump for Dillon to harshly finger. Jack is too busy playing with Alex's cock and nipples to mind anything Dillon does to his ass, which soon includes a full-on fuck. This time, there is nothing sweet about Dillon's topping. It's punishing and insistent, but as long as Jack can reach out and either touch or suck Alex, he doesn't seem to mind anything. Dillon does Jack in a variety of positions, his delicious ass taking more and more. Statuesque Alex then gets on his back so Dillon can play with him, starting off with a very tasty rimjob, his face buried very deep in Alex's hairy crack. Dillon's cock slides into Alex's tight hole and Alex immediately lights up. While Dillon continues to fuck Alex, Jack alternates sitting on the bottom's face for a tickling rimming and at the top's face for a hearty blowjob. All the cum lands on Alex's beautifully bearish self.
Jesse Santana is being driven to court by parole officers Tyler Saint and Damien Crosse, having gotten himself into trouble twice with drinking and driving. Big-lipped youth Jesse gets the slightly bearded straight-arrows to let him out for a pit stop, coincidentally at our favorite dilapidated urinal. It seems that all three were near the breaking point, so there is no hesitation in everyone going together. Tyler is the most rabid, instantly hard watching the other two and unbuttoning his shirt, knowing something more will happen. It does as soon as Damien and Jesse have finished. Damien hits the ground and sucks Jesse as Tyler pees all over Jesse's cock. This is so scorching hot! Damien immediately races to the front of the piss pack with this extraordinary display of devotion to the yellow liquid. At the same time, he gives Jesse an awesome blowjob, soon including Tyler's dick as well. His wiz of a mouth has both guys completely hard as he races back and forth, barely breathing. It's then peppy Jesse's turn to impress the guys, going back and forth on their dicks with his usual spunky attitude. Tattooed Damien looks heavenly (he's the more undressed), and the chemistry between him and Tyler is noticeable. Tyler, one of porn's most ardent deep-throaters, works his magic on the other two, sailing ahead before Damien returns to sucking and has both of his mates shooting. Damien has a wow of a blast himself.
Understandable in this area is camping. So, sitting in a clearing, it's very natural that camper Tober Brandt settles himself into a chair and starts to beat off, full of hair and sass. Fellow camper Park Wiley, who has been looking over his shoulder at Tober throughout the movie, helps himself to another chair and does the same. They tug at their cocks while looking at each other, nothing said. Hunter Arpad Miklos finds the guys, and sets down his gun long enough to pull out his own personal weapon, dangling halfway to his knees. The three intense men pump and pump until Dillon and new pal Jack find them too. The five guys are enormously hung and all seem beyond ready for some hardcore action. There is no explanation as to why hiker Park carries a dildo in his backpack, but he does, so he wets it and jams it up his ass. He puts on such a show for the other guys that Arpad, never usually the first on his knees in any situation, does just that and blows Dillon's never-tiring dick. It turns out Park has more dildos, so Tober and Jack each take one and the three ram themselves until cumming, with Arpad and Park doing the same.
Back at the SUV taking Jesse to court, Tyler asks if Jesse's other parole officers have ever fucked him. "Just one," he says quietly. "How about two?" Tyler asks, with Damien at first trying to stop him. But, Jesse is amenable, so right there in the back of the car, Jesse sits on Tyler's big dick and rides. At first, he has to get used to it, but once he does, Jesse bounces with alert skill, gyrating in the sexiest way. It's hypnotic to Damien, who beats off just a few inches away. Jesse shows no signs of flagging energy, so Damien takes the plunge and sends his cock into Jesse's ass as well. Tyler is still in there, but Damien decides it's his time to take over, and boy, does he! He goes at Jesse so fast and furious, as if he's not stretching the lucky bottom to his limits. Neither Damien nor Tyler are small, but Jesse takes them both like the able pro he is. This being a Joe Gage scene, the double-penetration goes on for a long time; it's not just a flashy moment meant to quickly impress. Jesse cums with both dicks in him and then the parole officers cum on Tyler.
Tyler takes a blanket from the truck and heads into the woods naked to "take a look around." He's hard already, within moments, Tober and Park have joined him. Park applies his tongue to Tober's muscular butt, rimming with the same oomph he displayed when fucking himself. Already in position, Park wildly fucks Tober, starting off on high and never letting up. Tober is the kind of guy you can fuck any way you want, but very quickly he wrestles Park off him and onto the ground so they can switch places. He's just as volatile a top, and Park is an ideal playmate. Tyler isn't alone in watching the grand fucking, as Arpad (and his trusty gun) soon emerges from the tall weeds. Having another viewer gets Tober even hotter, so he rages forth with even more gusto. Arpad again takes the lead and gives Tyler a hearty blowjob, though they soon switch so Tyler can worship Arpad's cock with his trusty mouth. Tyler and Arpad then help out the other two, with Arpad fucking Park ad Tyler doing Tober side-by-side on the blanket. The testosterone level in this scene is incalculable as Tyler and Arpad try to out-fuck each other. The winners are their bottoms. Everyone is given ample time to cum before Tober settles himself on the ground for a cleansing piss party from the rest, using his mouth as a fountain and his body as a canvas. It even gets him to cum again.
DVD features: Chapters; cum-shots chapter; interviews (Dillon, Brody and Dane; and Alex and Jack); trailer ("Gunnery Sgt. McCool"); and no regional coding (playable worldwide).
A DVD Review by Brent Blue