“Suck Dick … Save the World” is the first thing you see, in this, a cocksucking and cum-eating extravaganza from director Paul Morris, and if that phrase has a scintilla of truth, we are indeed saved. If we are to infer from the true-life personas of the cum-eaters identified in the liner notes, then we have more to fear from gay men who don’t suck cock then married straight men who need to do so, and swallow, every once in a while. In the end, who cares -- this is a smashing oral festival that cannot be described as anything other than one of the best produced by Treasure Island, and that’s not faint praise.
First up is “married with kids” Joey, a good-looking late-20s dude with short hair and a deep throat, which he uses splendidly on a dominant, somewhat nerdy looking (complete with glasses) hairy guy named Michael. From the moment the close-up takes us to Joey slobbering Michael’s tighty greys, through every deep thrust that makes Joey choke and slobber with pleasure -- “open your mouth up, boy, don’t get your fucking teeth on my cock” -- this is a 15-minute blowjob to savor even long after Michael blows his load straight down Joey’s thrilled throat.
Cute and swarthy Marc has just turned 18 and is on his knees before a much paler but big-dicked topman in Noel, a ginger-haired cutie in a plaid cap who takes only four minutes to blow a load from what appears to be a plank between his legs -- a load from which the first spurt hits Marc on the face, but the balance of which is quickly consumed in mid-air and then in full gorge by an eager, hungry, and extremely happy, Marc.
Two late-30s hairy pigs, bearded Joey and bald Nate, get into gear on a bed in a hotel, with Joey grabbing Nate’s fat cock through his shorts and swallowing it lovingly. They’re soon naked and all over the bed, with Joey hanging onto Nate’s cock with his mouth and throat until Nate is ready to blow. He then lies back and waits for the deluge which covers his beard and swirls into his mouth as Nate cups the waste and shoves it down his throat as he spurts his own load from his PA-adorned cock.
Daddy porn star Jay Taylor is in shirt, tie and suit pants waiting for the handsome, outdoor-magazine-cover-model-type Chester (who looks like Lance Armstrong with hair) to take charge of his cock, and this hot cocksucker does not disappoint with deep-throat gulps that are made a whole lot easier, and no doubt hotter, when Chester grabs Jays balls and pulls them down to get more clearance on the runway. Chester then takes the entire ballsac down his throat as Jay pulls himself to cumming, then moves right back to that cock to swallow it all down in many, many satisfied gulps.
Sandy-haired, lightly bearded Taylor shows up in complete business suit to take on the sweet and hard and hairy cock of the gorgeous Dino, who knows how to cum fast and heavily, which he does straight onto Taylor’s tongue and then all the way down the pipe-cleaner’s throat.
A much longer event occurs between cocksucker Andre, a handsome, bearded dude in a ski cap, and straight boy Martin, a handsome bugger whose moans of “oh shit, oh shit,” while he’s spilling into Andre’s mouth tell the tale of how straight men love it when a man sucks.
Sucking cock in a Paul Morris movie would not be complete without an appearance by the legendary Damon Dogg, here with slicked-back hair and a playmate in the wooly haired blond bear Jimmy, another bi guy who doesn’t mind kissing another one as long as that one takes his dick in his mouth. And this fat dick gets the full Dogg-y treatment with rapid gulps and gentle suckling until the log gives up its sap to the tree-tapper, Damon, who does not waste a drop in an extensive clean-up.
The highlight of this flick is Rex, who describes himself as straight and conservative, married with kids and a Baptist preacher, who does not like men but every once in a while needs to suck dick. Okay, there are more senator wannabes out there than we knew, but this guy is amazing -- close cropped, football player neck and build, wearing a bone necklace which accents his gorgeous profile, covered with tasteful tats, his hungry mouth deep-throats an anonymous dick through a glory hole. It’s not long before the hole spurts -- the owner of the dick makes it known and Rex is ready. Not only is he ready to eat it, he spends almost as much time worshipping the spent dick and cleaning the sticky cock as he did in getting the guy off -- I clocked it at a full four minutes. If you get one movie this year, get this one because of this scene -- it stands alongside Michael Kearns’ classic blowjob tour-de-force in “L.A. Tool and Die Company” (1979) as one of the two best I have ever seen -- and, honey, I’ve seen them all.
Dave is a sharp-looking, hairy husky daddy who finds trashy geezer Keer much to his liking, especially between the legs. The contrast here is delicious -- ginger-haired and splashy-tatted Keer’s cock fits beautifully in handsome Dave’s mustachioed mouth, moans from both the only sounds until they get rolling. Keer fondles and pinches his nipples as Dave works harder and harder to bring out the cum, eventually letting Keer take matters in his own hands while handjobbing Keer’s balls. When Keer is ready to spill, the camera moves over to another angle to show the complete dump onto Dave’s pulsating cock, which laps up the cream and leads the way for Dave’s full-throated plunge into Keer’s ginger pubes, cock included, cum all cleaned.
Hot and scruffy-faced Tony moves into glory hole position to take on a spunky cock that is quick to spurt its pent-up juice, which the camera catches in a remarkably beautiful close-up of the cum dripping onto his tongue, and with one minute of clean-up to follow, never leaves until Tony, with his fantastic vacuum-like pull-back from the hairy pubes before him, finally lets go. Tony then stands and jerks his cum all over the cock in the window, and then goes right back down to clean it up so his unknown benefactor can go home all tidied up.
Moon-eyed DJ is paired with two straight jerkers, including Martin from the scene with Andre. DJ’s deal is ball-sucking, and these two straights -- clean-cut Martin with pubes growing back (why the hell do men shave their pubes?), and his unnamed scruffy and fully bushed companion -- jerk off to porn while DJ moves his tongue and mouth all over, even getting them to spread some so he can tongue their butts. When he gets them hot enough, without sucking their dicks, each explodes on cue, and DJ moves up both of their chests from their crotches to clean up all the cum to make sure their women don’t get suspicious, no doubt. DJ then lays back on the couch when they leave and strokes his own juice out, licking it all up from his hand and fingers.
Exceptionally hot bodied, exotic looking Brad Davis gets hold of handsome grey-goateed daddy Jordan Garrison’s fat dick and gives it all the help it needs in coming to a satisfactory conclusion -- which looks conventional enough at the start, but soon turns into a very special, almost two-minute, total clean-up. Brad swallows the load in the first 20 seconds after swirling it around his mouth, then sucks up the rest of the cum from the cock, and also takes the cum that hit his nose and upper lip and sloshes it down into his mouth to use as lube for going back and finishing Jordan off. Yowza!
“Bone Head” is one of the best examples of a master at work. Paul Morris not only gives us what it takes to get the cum to spill, but he also lingers on the after-shocks, which in the case of every single scene in this movie, is like a gentle, loving stroll in the park after a tremor that rates very, very high on the ejaculation scale.
DVD features: Chapters; cum-shots chapter; trailers; and no regional coding (playable worldwide).
A DVD Review by Bo Champion ( http://www.ManNet.com)
*** Highly, Highly Recommended ***
