Monsters and Size Queens is solo video featuring six men with some of the biggest cocks around. There is no real story here, just little things that lead up to them jacking off. Some of the men are more creative and energetic then others but all and all it's good. There are some editing mishaps and poor production values, but the models make up for that.
The first scene is cover model Dean Butch Bailey's. He begins in the showers, lathering up, teasing the audience. Once he gets out, he drys off and gets on the bed. He applies lotion to his body then begins to jack off. He works his cock and to my horror uses his spit as lube. He continues to work it and ends up coming all over his chest.
The second scene has Sky Thompson, a cute young boy, reading. He gets kind of sleepy but decides to masturbate first. He whips out his huge meat and goes to it. This scene is pretty basic, not much movement, just one big cum shot.
Next is Rex Ruben (a.k.a. Spike) with a cute mustache and goatee. His scene takes place in a bathtub, just him and his pole. It left me breathless. Watching him with that smirk on his face as he stroked it was almost too much for me to handle. Then came the cum shot. It was long and still going when the editors cut it and went on to the next scene. Shame on them!
This scene is a bit odd and seems out of place. It's grainy and green and looks like some kind of training film from the 1960s or something they would have showed us in P.E. class back in junior high. In this scene, a handsome black man with a trunk for a cock stretches and does light calisthenics. All you see his back until eventually he turns around, revealing his monster and then jacks off. Unfortunately the editors weren't paying attention when they edited this scene either, because they cut it in the middle of the money shot. Bad editors! Bad, bad!
Next is Tony Donovan (a.k.a. Jake). He's so cute, he looks like a Marine or something. He's lounges around on a sofa with his cock in hand, stroking off. In the middle, he gets up, showers and then goes back to the sofa. Well, at least you think he does, because editing kind of throws that in there. They also managed to cut halfway through his cum shot. Bad editors! Bad, bad!
Last is a short but sweet scene featuring Blond Mike. This cute young thing looks like he weighs 90 pounds and has a cock as big as my arm. He lays in bed, playing with himself. There's not much to say about this scene except, thankfully, editing left his cum shot alone.
- Ricki Martinez