It is Spring Break at the C.U. Campus (I am assuming it's California University), and roommates Max Grande, Austin Black, Richard Raines and Mitchell Stevens are about to embark to a clothing optional resort to have some man-to-man fun in the sun. Stevens wants to make it interesting, however, and presents the idea of a little sex game - he has come up with a point system that all the men must follow. The winner basically wins by knowing that he's had the hottest sex of Spring Break. Black decides to make it even more interesting and wagers some cash. (Although, college students in possession of hundred dollar bills made me giggle - I mean, let's be realistic here, OK?) The game begins as soon as they reach the resort.
I decided that the game was interesting enough to play at home - so I went ahead and kept a tally of my own with Stevens' point system. Let the best fucker win!
Doe-eyed Grande, who is hands down one of THE hottest performers of this decade, can't even make it out the door. His roommate Steve Harper stops him before he gets out by shoving his tongue deeply into Grande's throat. There is some terrific kissing action in this oral only scene. Both men are heavily into each other and the deep throating is great. (By the way, 35 points for Grande and Harper - unfortunately, the contest doesn't begin until Grande checks in. Ah, well - I'd happily lose points if I had Harper to play with.)
At the resort, Raines spots sunbather Sky Thompson and decides to move his piece over to him. He plops in the lounge chair next to Thompson and, with a dollop of suntan oil, lotions himself up into a frenzy that Thompson can only relieve by opening first his throat, then his ass for Raines' big dick. (40 points.)
Grande finally checks in and disguises himself as a repairman to get into guest Brad Steel's room. Turns out the only thing that needs attention in Steel's room is Steel's rod. So Grande happily deep-throats him (Grande has a great deep-throating technique) before Steel pulls out a dildo and slams it into Grande's butt before replacing with his own meaty tool. (65 points.)
Stevens has masseur Carl Christian come in to soothe his aching muscles, but we all know where this situation usually leads and we are not disappointed. Stevens seduces Christian ,and there's a lot of sucking and rimming but no penetration other than a finger up Stevens' butt. Christian spooges all over Stevens' face and gobbles it right back up. (65 points.)
Finally, Black locates attendant Peter Romero and asks who the biggest whore is in the resort. Romero points over to Cole Tucker, stroking his meat in a hot tub. Who could ask for a better sex pig? Black heads on over and soon has Tucker swallowing his meat. Black eventually fucks Tucker before pulling out a 17-inch dildo (I'm not kidding here, this thing could put an eye out!) and slams it into Tucker's ass. And Tucker takes every single inch! (65 points.)
So, according to my tally Black, Grande and Stevens tied with 65. But if I had to issue a tie breaker - well, I guess I'd have to play the game, wouldn't I?
Catalina always manages to put out reliable product, and this one does not disappoint. Director Brad Austin assembles a good cast, most particularly Grande, who is a perfect specimen; Tucker, who you never know what to expect from; and Black and Raines, two top men who get really into their work.
Now, if I only had buddies like this in college.
- Jeremy Spencer
