Chip Daniels has done very well with cop-themed porn, so "Young Guns" blooms with his experience. This time, he's aiming for something akin to reality cop porn, sending a camera crew along with various "policemen" as they tackle tough crimes. You know, like blowjobs and fucking. Hey, when it comes to making one's quota, a cop's load is all hard work.
It's 8:37 a.m. and Officer Austin Grant is taking the camera crew on his rounds, in an unmarked car, for reasons he explains for those unaware. Just as he's glorifying the surprise of being in an unmarked car, he gets a call and races off to duty. The mission takes him to a house where Kurt Wild has been beating off poolside since the credits began. If adorable tight-packed Kurt is committing any crime, it's looking too cute while working on a tan. Kurt, still working his cock, begs Austin not to take him to jail as he fishes for Austin's dick. Tall good-looking Austin chooses not to refuse, so Kurt starts blowing. Austin has a mammoth double-digit dick, and Kurt swallows it with lots of moisture and ferocity. Austin then deep-throats Kurt's aching thick one while Kurt starts poking around his ass. Both rattle off hefty cum-shots. "You're not done with me yet, are you?" Kurt wonders. Not likely! They tumble into a 69 where they rim with equal desire on two equally smooth holes. Naturally, Austin is the top with that cock to sate, drilling into Kurt, at first carefully, and then with increasing power. Kurt is nothing but pleasurable moans as Austin manages to get in his ass missionary and sideways with extravagant pushiness. Kurt then rides Austin commandingly, both backwards and forwards. That should push any bottom to his limits, but Austin returns for more sideways fucking before exploring some doggy. These two are insatiable. Another round of cum looks almost premature for these two, who no doubt could have gone on for ages. "Now I wanna go to jail," Kurt coos, "as long as you'll be there," he tells an agreeable Austin.
It's vice ride-a-long time with short-haired smoothie Riley Scott, aiming once and for all to catch some guys at a grimy public bathroom with gorgeous quieter partner Carter Longway, in his very first sting job. Riley takes time to explain to the camera all about glory holes and messages left on the doors. Riley tells lanky Carter he has to be hard in order to be convincing. That's not so easy for Cater, so a concerned Riley offers to help, assuring the viewers it's "normal procedure -- we do this all the time." As he's showing how a glory hole works, he decides Carter needs to demonstrate, so as Riley chatters away, Carter sucks him. Carter silently gives him an excellent deep-throat while pumping his own sizey meat. Carter is even agreeable to a face-fucking that slams the wall into his face. Then it's Riley's turn to gulp through the hole, keeping up the robust energy and expertly managing all of Carter. There's no explanation for why full nudity is standard operating procedure, but don't question it, just enjoy their yummy bodies as each cums. "You're not a rookie anymore!" Riley tells a proud Carter. True enough, but what about the perp? I guess he remains on the loose to taunt this horny squad for yet another day.
We luck out getting to inside the police station with 10-year vet Kyle Lewis, every youthful in his big-eared handsomeness. As he's talking, shoplifter T.J. Young is brought in, a cutesy petite brunet who denies his guilt. Kyle decides the best way to take T.J.'s mug shot is on his knees with Kyle's cock in his throat. It's hard to disagree. It makes for a hot picture, and T.J. gives Kyle a perky blowjob. This is a good pairing, with older rock-solid Kyle and boyish long-lashed T.J. evenly matched in skill and zip. T.J. has never looked more ripped than he does here, totally delighting in the suckjob he gets from Kyle. His ass is prime, and Kyle knows it as soon as he starts to munch it, burrowing deep inside, though not as deeply as when he fucks T.J. Now the two are in complete sizzle, Kyle using a rhythmic hip grind to soar deep into T.J.'s muscular butt. T.J. keeps Kyle inside him to the balls when he rides and then takes a grand fuck, face up, on a desk. This fuck is given oodles of time to unravel without anyone losing focus until T.J. has his pubes soaked in cum and Kyle informs us that "concludes the booking process." Interesting, huh? Bet you didn't see that part on your class trips to the precinct.
We are back with Austin Grant at 6:48 p.m. the same day. He loves his job helping the community, but interrupts his rhapsody to jaunt on over to a disturbance at a football field. When he gets there, he finds Drew Peters and Jesse Zane fighting in the dirt. It seems Jesse has messed around with Drew's girlfriend, and a teamwork speech fails to quell their ire, so Austin hauls them to the locker room where he uses what I assume to be a tried-and-true police tactic by asking them to kiss and make up. A peck isn't good enough for him, so he demands tongue. This they seem to like. "We're not done," he says when they attempt to break apart. The boys aren't completely convinced yet, but since it's a better option than jail, they continue to Austin's commands. As they loudly mack, Austin works on his hardening dick. Pulling down their pants, he finds both guys erect. He tells defined vet Drew to suck chubbier Jesse, and though Drew isn't thrilled, he's an ace blower. Jesse is even more aggressive when he has to swallow Drew. By the time Drew and Jesse share Austin, no one seems uncomfortable and their spirit of teamwork has finally returned. Austin ripples in ardor before standing at the head of a chain that finds Jesse on him and Drew on Jesse. Office Austin bends the duo over a bench and plays with their asses, finding two very ripe waiting holes. He fucks Drew first. Drew acts it well and even though you could shove a grapefruit into his ass without resistance, he clenches tight as Austin works him. The fuck with Jesse is far more realistic and more watchable. Thus, Jesse's hairy hole gets topped longer. However, Jesse turns versatile when Austin has him plow Drew, who takes Austin in his mouth. Austin cums on Drew's face and then Jesse on Drew's ass, leaving Drew to unload an impressive blast last.
The last tailed officer, pun intended, is Derrick Vinyard, a delicious round-faced brunet who tells the camera that he always wanted to be a cop. Duty sends him to an office building that should be deserted this late at night. He finds young dark-featured Jason Reynolds hanging around, but Jason soon bolts. Confident Derrick knows he'll get him if he chases him in his vehicle, and he's right. There must be no place to hide since Derrick takes his time, ultimately finding Jason behind a dumpster. He arrests Jason, who continues to plead innocence while en route to the station. Angered Derrick stops the car and decides to teach Jason a lesson. He finds a slew of pornographic material in Jason's backpack and knows immediately how to handle Jason. He pulls off his pants and rips his undies to shreds to get at his ass. Perhaps Jason thinks ahead, because the dildo found in his bag is already lubed, which means Derrick just has to ram it into his hole. No more does Jason resist Derrick. He's panting too loudly to do anything else. The dildo work is nice, but this late in the movie, not totally necessary. Things are back on track when Derrick has Jason blow him. Now Jason is completely won over by the hunky officer's methods, with the proof in his wild deep-throat. Derrick face-fucks him hard, but Jason manages to keep up the whole time. Derrick sucks Jason very briefly, returning quickly to his ass. Now Derrick fucks it with a real cock, slicing between the white cheeks with more of his swagger. It's an easy fit for tanned Derrick, but the lack of chemistry here keeps this on a very low boil. Good camerawork helps, especially in the close-ups. Better is Jason on his back on the hood of the car. This seems more comfortable for Derrick and he gives it more punch. Jason bounces on Derrick as they sit on the front seat of the car, the bottom's hardon swinging all over until he cums. Derrick drops goo on Jason's face.
DVD features: Chapters; widescreen; behind-the-scenes footage; gallery; trailers ("Navy Blues: Deeper in the Brig," "Wild Rangers 2," "Man Academy" and "Marine Crucible"); and no regional coding (playable worldwide).
A DVD Review by Brent Blue
