It’s a rule in Joe Gage movies that pleasure is shown not in conventional ways, like smiling or laughing, but instead by grueling intense passion. Joe Gage men show how much they are enjoying sex by making it last for hours. In “Dad Takes a Fishing Trip,” any one of the four scenes could be a movie in itself given their length, but since length here means the guys are having a good time, we are shown four scenes where the guys have to be having a whale of a time. The idea of older and younger models mixed together turns out to be only an entrance into some of the scenes. In truth, they are about just having the best sex possible with the men available, and Joe Gage certainly knows how to make that work better than just about anyone.
We are first introduced to the movie’s “Dad,” Allen Silver, while in the shower. No slow-motion is needed, for he takes his shower super slowly to tease. The soap and water cascade all over his hairy torso, plump cock and impressively firm ass. He may be gray and grizzled, but he’s in superb shape. As he’s just about to start jacking off, his son, blond-flecked youthful sprite Justin Taylor, comes in and stares at him. “You shouldn’t be looking son,” Allen says. “I know,” chirps Justin, as Allen invites Justin to go on his vacation with him. Justin declines, though the incestuous notions are obviously running through both of their minds. So, off Allen goes by himself, to reminisce during a long road trip and hopefully get some fishing done. Allen drives through Tallahassee, where he remembers a summer job working construction, wondering if a local motel is where the guys on the job still stay. Indeed, it is. Inside one of the rooms, goateed hunk Andrew Justice is teasing his younger pals, smooth big-eyed Felix Andrews and bushy-browed brunet Richie Sabatini. Andrews knows the boys enjoyed their jerk-off session the night before and he wants them to do it again. They willingly agree. Andrew lets loose his monster cock, an thick piece that curves invitingly as his smile. Hardbodied Richie and lean Felix are instantly hard from seeing it. “Wanna touch it?” Andrew asks Richie, who nods and then grabs for it. Everyone gropes everyone else and then Felix falls to his knees to start the sucking. Felix and Richie suck with tentativeness, but Andrew enjoys it. He then sits them on the bed and alternates sucking them, the one not in his mouth getting the benefit of his hand. Andrew then turns them around to rim both of their asses, which he does with huge gusto. Felix is drafted back to blowing duty on his mates and cums while doing it. The other two also shoot. Andrew prods the guys into going further. “Gay guys do it, chicks too,” he starts, in a speech that makes fucking sound like the easiest task in the world for newbies. Felix offers up his ass to Richie and it turns out maybe fucking is that easy! Felix allows Richie in all the way, and that’s a hearty amount. Richie also fucks like a jackrabbit, and Felix takes it like a pro. He’s deemed ready enough then to take Andrew, who gets his full cock in from the onset, an impressive feat for any bottom. Andrew has a grand time splaying Felix with all sorts of style, and Felix even cums with Andrew blasting at him. Andrew pulls out to finish and Richie hits Felix on the leg with his spunk.
Driving through Ocala, Allen wishes that his son were with him, but his attention is soon caught by another father-son combo, burly bearded Josh West and lanky cleft-chinned Sean Preston. He senses, just by driving by them, that one isn’t happy. That would be pouty Sean, who is being made to work for the summer by his dad. Josh hands him over to his new boss, Dane Hyde, a gorgeous man with a slight beard. At the end of the first day’s work, Dane gives Sean a massage, complimenting him on his hard work, even if his attitude sucks. “So, I’m gonna teach you a little respect,” Dane says as he’s pawing all over Sean. Sean’s attitude suddenly disappears as Dane takes charge, adopting a rough style that Sean only momentarily objects to. Sean is commanded to blow Dane, again using that I’ve-never-done-this-before-but-I’m-a-sudden-expert style that is a hallmark of all Joe Gage movies. As Dane’s cock grows in Sean’s mouth, it’s obvious Sean is an excellent sucker, able even to deep-throat. Sean has a humongous cock, and thankfully Dane is up to the challenge of also deep-throating, giving one of the movie’s best blowjobs. Sean’s ass is completely hairless, just the kind Dane seems to want, so he fingers and rims it eagerly. However, when the fucking starts, it’s Sean who is the top, plowing Dane up against a refrigerator. Initially, Dane’s ass seems a tight fit, but once Sean gets all the way in, he continues mercilessly, and Dane roars with manly adoration. Who wouldn’t love that gigantic meat? Sean certainly has energy, enough to fuck the cum right out of Dane. Sean unloads on Dane’s torso. “Never tell my father about this,” an exhausted Sean says. “We’ll see,” Dane retorts with a twinkle in his eye.
Allen is in Puzzle Lake when he calls pal Chad Brock, who is supposed to meet him for some fishing fun. Chad, who wears his airline pilot uniform as he drives his little sports car, is a rock-jawed hottie. Lost, he stops to ask directions from tall youngish Kain Warn. When he goes to take back his pen from Kain, who has given him the directions, he instead grabs at his jeans, so the two very quickly end up in a room together, aggressive hunk Chad pinning Kain up against the wall so they can mack as they undress. Chad's whole body is granite-carved, absolutely mouthwatering. He and Kain both have deliciously plump dicks, which they rub together as the scene builds tension. No puns or tricks are needed to get these guys going. Chad simply hits the floor and gobbles down Kain’s hooked cock whole. He’s an ace with a flapping tongue while it’s in his mouth, but he’s also not afraid to use his whole face in a whiplash-inducing suckjob. Kain is more of a gulper when he blows, but also pleasantly adept, though this scene really belongs to Chad. Done using his mouth on Kain’s cock, he heads behind to stuff his face and fingers into Kain’s ass with the same ferocious intent. Pushing Kain against a staircase, Chad fucks him. Chad is still the star of the scene as a topman, even if his chemistry with Kain dips somewhat when they fuck. Chad shows his younger mate what real fucking is. Chad fucks with solid rhythm, never tiring, but working at different speeds to keep it peppy. Look at his six-pack abs heaving as he slices through Kain’s ass doing Kain missionary. It’s inspiring. They actually don’t take too long fucking before both have cum.
Mosquito Lagoon is where Allen has been headed. He’s picked up hitchhiker Ken Mack somewhere along the way and invites him to fish with him. Allen takes Ken to a warehouse for a piss, which confuses Ken, but he doesn’t argue, especially not when our silver fox leading man pulls out his dick. “It looks like I didn’t have to go after all,” the crafty gent says to Ken when he hardens but doesn’t piss. Allen explains that this warehouse is a good place to get it on with other guys. It takes dimwitted Ken a while to catch on and finally grab for Dad’s dick, but he eventually starts tugging at it. As Allen goes to his knees to blow inked Ken, Josh West makes another appearance, apparently knowing the secrets of this Mosquito Lagoon hangout. He watches Allen deliver a super smooth blowjob to Ken’s long dick, all the way to the balls. It’s a stellar blowjob, with Allen delighting in the taste as Ken moans his approval. Josh is hard just from watching, but initially keeps his distance. Ken goes down on Allen for a few moments and then invites Josh to join (apparently they know each other). Right before Ken hits the deck again, this time to gulp at Josh’s amazing piece, a special guest enters: Allen’s son Justin! He’s just in time to see Josh face-fuck Ken gingerly as Ken gulps for Josh’s many thick inches. Josh insists on hitting the back of Ken’s throat and Ken is seemingly happy to gag over and over through this beautifully wet blowjob. Ken is now so turned on that he returns to Allen’s dick with renewed vigor, not forgetting Josh’s either. Josh is so hot for cock that he physically removes Ken from Allen’s dick and goes down on it himself. Testosterone rages as Josh sucks Allen and Ken. It’s then that Allen spies his son, and though Allen is shocked to see him, Ken and Josh offer to show him what it looks like to suck Dad, and Justin moves closer. Also joining the pack is Colton Steele, another dark hairy stunner, content to just watch for now. Ken goes back to sucking Allen and Josh, but now Justin is naked, proving that big dicks are genetic, brandishing a hardon that should make Dad proud. Allen even proudly watches as Justin gets a heaving blowjob from Josh. The looks between father and son (particularly father to son) are really interesting. Allen looks like he’s going to cry from pride as Justin starts to suck Josh, whose thick piece is a challenge for his smaller mouth. Allen then has Ken blow Justin as Josh gets him. Now the looks between them are even hotter as they both get the suckings of a lifetime from overheated Ken and Josh. Allen then gets a chance to blow Josh, and now it’s Justin’s turn to regard him with loving wonder as he sees how fine a blower his Dad is. Colton, who only looks like a serial killer on the loose, finally works his way over to the quartet, standing side by side so Colton can go down the line and suck each dick. These particular four cocks are so giant, but Colton manages them all so nicely. Allen then sits himself on Ken’s face to get his ass chewed, and Ken obliges with so many sounds one would think he’s trying to speak through all the fuzz on his face. Lucky Ken then tastes the son when Justin parks his butt on Ken’s tongue and gets a spicy rimjob of his own. Allen moves on to Colton , standing up against a wall, but poking his ass out, all but begging to be hammered. Allen fingers him and then obliges with his cock, slashing through Colton’s hairy ass with a cocky attitude that keeps him the focus. He grinds his way in and out of Colton regally. We then find out Dad is versatile, because Josh slides into him as he’s fucking Colton, allowing Allen to play a hell of a good man-in-the-middle. How Josh fits so well inside Allen, I don’t know, but he does and Allen jiggles himself back and forth on Josh and in Colton with wizardly know-how. Allen and Josh cum (the latter’s blast is huge) and then we can turn our attention to Justin, who is a graceful top doing Ken. His hip swivel is gigantic, giving him so much momentum and assuring that every thrust into Ken means his full cock fits in. Ken urges him on with loud groans, and Justin shows himself to be an excellent top, not at all awed by playing with the big boys. Justin is actually the best top in the scene! He shoots down Ken’s throat and then waits for Ken to pop too. This scene wants to give everyone a chance to shine, so Josh gets to plug Colton next. As expected, Josh is divine. Allen finds a piece of wood with a glory hole cut in it, so he shoves his dick through and lets Ken rabidly blow him again, with Justin on his knees inches away. Justin maintains an emotionless demeanor as he watches Ken literally suck the cum out of his Dad, but it’s clear he’s grandly interested in watching his father blown so well. I hope no one forgot Josh, who is still plowing Colton , because Josh is on fire, even if the whole father-son thing isn’t a part of this particular fuck. Josh rams into Colton unceasingly until Colton cums and then pulls out to pop another impressive load. From there, it’s back to the glory hole, where Justin and Allen take turns sucking Ken. Again, the eye contact between the two generates the scene’s unique heat, and blowing the same dick is as close as they will come to each other in a scene so full of tension that it crackles. It’s Allen who gets Ken to cum, but the scene continues! Allen has more to give, so he sucks Josh at the glory hole, his hand-and-mouth combo working as perfectly here as it did on Ken to get Josh to shoot, all while Justin watches and jacks off a few feet away. Justin’s geyser cum-shot is one for the books, but no one else gets to see it because it arrives just as Josh is unloading through the hole.
“Okay guys, let’s go catch some fish,” Allen says to Justin and Ken after the marathon orgy is over. Fishing is about the only thing these guys could possibly have any energy left for, because they have just been through an epic amount of sex. The finale scene is an instant classic. As long as it is, there is never a flagging moment, and the movie’s whole tease of father and son pervades every inch of film. The whole will they/won’t they question is definitely enough to sustain the full length of the flick, even if the first three scenes are filler (thematically, because sexually they are all terrific) compared to the grand finale.
DVD features: Chapters; widescreen; trailers (“Dickflix Party,” “Closed Set: Oral Report,” “The Best of Old Reliable Volume 1,” “Jonny’s Place,” “Big Blue in the Boiler Room,” “Whiplash” “LA Tool and Dye,” “El Paso Wrecking Corp.” and “Kansas City Trucking Co.'); no regional coding (playable worldwide).
A DVD Review by Brent Blue ( http://www.ManNet.com )
*** Highly, Highly Recommended ***