There are a few things you need to know about Porn Fiction before watching this video. First off, in case you didn't read the video box or fast-forwarded through the previews, this video was made by the same guys who made the award-winning Three Brothers . Second, like the Rockland brothers' classic, this video is a series of unrelated vignettes; but this time, each segment has a surprise twist ending, which will not be revealed in the review. Last, this video was shot some time ago, and some of the actors have left the biz, with one of them having left this world. Dirty-talking daddy-type Jon Vincent died of a heroin overdose in July 2000, a few weeks after shooting this video. This is his last performance, and like all his others, it's hot! So if you see an actor you haven't seen for a while, I'm sorry to say this is not his comeback video! What it is, is a video with some gorgeous men having some very hot sex in some sexy (and silly) situations, with some great cameo appearances by porn men and women, including director Gino Colbert.
The first story, "Full Body Massage," written and directed by Sam Slam, has humpy husband Eric Evans getting a full body massage from Scott Matthews after Evans' wife has left them alone in their hotel room.
After getting Evans naked, tall, blond Matthews strip down too, letting his long thick cock plop right down into Evans upturned hand. Cute sexual innuendoes fly as Matthews rubs Evans' hard hairy muscles, finally focusing on the stud's gorgeous cheeks. Matthews dives in face first, spit-soaking Evans' hairy hole before finger-fucking it. Matthews brings his hefty rod up front, forcing it down Evans' throat, face-fucking the slurping muscle stud. Soon he's slipping his massive boner up Evans' ass, riding him hard, with Evans begging for more. Taking a break, Matthews sucks on Evans' cock before lifting his legs and mounting him again. Lots of great dirty talk from both studs and great close-ups of Evans' quivering pucker as Matthews long-dicks his ass. Both studs shoot their loads on Evans' hairy bod just as the wife walks back into the hotel room... but that's not the twist ending.
In the second segment, "Secrets and Guys," written by Grant Tracy Saxon and directed by Gino Colbert, masked gunman Vince Rockland storms onto a TV soundstage, hurling gay insults at America's closeted soap opera heartthrob, Drew Andrews. Seems Rockland was the object of high school gay bashing by Andrews and wants revenge - until he finds his high school picture in Andrews' wallet. Revenge never tasted so sweet, as Andrews sucks Rockland's thick, uncut cock, apologizing all the while. He then tongue worships Rockland's rock-hard bod from (cock) head to toe, including some hot rimming, which Rockland rarely does on video. Rockland puts his mouth to good use, working the head of Andrews' massive boner before lifting up the soap star's legs and mounting him. Although Rockland fucks Andrews nice and hard, the fucking is on a mattress on a concrete floor, is only in the missionary position and doesn't last very long. Still, both guys shoot nice-sized loads on Andrews before they kiss and make up. So who does Andrews take to his high school reunion, Rockland or his studio date, Sharon Kane? Well it doesn't take Charlie Chan to figure this one out, Bunky!
In "Secret Service," written and directed by Sam Slam, the hairy duo of Mark Evrett and Anthony Gallo are escorts assigned to meet a very demanding client at a remote cabin. When the mysterious client, Matt Bradshaw, shows up early, the guys hurry to get all the demanding details correct, standing at attention in their leather jocks when Bradshaw enters the bedroom. Out of his business suit, Bradshaw is also dressed in a leather jock and harness but is upset that a detail is mishandled. As punishment, Evrett is ordered to get on all fours and gets his furry little ass spanked. Further punishment involves slurping Bradshaw's hot, thick cock down his throat while Gallo tongue-fucks his behind. Bradshaw barks orders at Gallo, first swallowing the hairy, uncut Hispanic's cock, then telling him to shove his cock up Evrett's spit soaked hole. Bradshaw is a great dominant top man and Evrett a very willing bottom, bouncing back and forth with a cock in each end. Bradshaw and Gallo take turns on Evrett's ass before fucking him with a set of dildos. Lean, hairy Evrett stay rock hard when getting his ass ripped apart by the largest dildo, then shoots all over himself, with the other two guys unloading too. After the guys finish shooting, they can hear a helicopter outside the window!
The last segment, "Chain Reaction," written and directed by Sam Slam, starts out with Sweet Williams stroking his bone in bed to a porno (you guessed it, Three Brothers - just in case you forgot...) before his married neighbor, J.T. Sloan, calls him over for a little morning action. Williams says he'll be over shortly, leave the door unlocked. As Sloan gets ready for a shower, the radio plays an announcement about a prison break. Once out of the shower, Sloan answers the locked door - it's special delivery driver Gino Colbert, with a "package" for Sloan. Not wanting to miss his morning tryst with Williams, Sloan tells Colbert to come back later after lunch. As he closes the door on Colbert, sinister escaped con Jon Vincent grabs Sloan and throws him on the couch. Vincent face-fucks Sloan, then bends him over the couch, plowing him with his meaty bone. During the ass-pounding, Williams shows up at the door, watching the action but is seen by Vincent. After Vincent shoots all over Sloan's ass, he pulls Williams into the house, having the lean, muscle stud strip down. He has Sloan fuck Williams while he shoves his own cock down his throat, with his trademark dirty talk going on the entire time. The guys switch ends, with Vincent really slamming it hard to Williams. All three guys shoot, with Vincent shooting his second load. And just then the wife walks in... but as before this is not the twist ending. You will gasp and laugh at the ending.
So the question on everyone's mind should be, "Is this video as good as Three Brothers ?" Well, sadly, it's not. The Evans/Matthews scene is the hottest, with great fucking and a cute story line. Bradshaw/Evrett/Gallo are great together, especially when super-bottom Evrett gets his ass drilled by Bradshaw. It's like a direct hit of poppers! Too bad the pacing is off in this scene - first, super-hot fucking, then dildo play? Kudos to Evrett for staying rock hard during the dildo fun, but why have the other two shoot their loads over it? Rockland and Andrews are two hot guys, and the sucking and rimming are great, but the story is silly. Andrews changes from heartthrob to emasculated wimp in under two seconds, and the fucking fizzles. The last scene isn't terrible; it just isn't great. There's way too much plot and not enough chemistry between the actors. I would have liked to have seen Vincent be a bit more menacing. The sound editing on this video could have been better - a mouth moves with no sound, ass-fucking noise when there's no fucking going on and a squeaky bed during sex - ugh! If the entire video was more like the first scene, more emphasis on sex than on plot, this video could have been outstanding. As is, it still has some very hot moments, some funny dialogue, awesome cameos by non-sex players (love Johnny Rahm as the studio exec) and takes a chance on plot, not something you see every day in porn. Finally, it's Vincent's last video, and that alone does make it worth seeing.
- Ryan Williams