In fantasy and fairy tales, the woods are always full of mysteries.
From "Harry Potter" to "Lord of the Rings," the mythical enchanted forest holds wonders and dangers that are too tempting to ignore. And, likewise, the "WoodsMen" fantasy thrives under the spreading trees and the lush coppice of a primeval landscape, creating a sexual fairy tale for grown-ups, who use their magic wands to cast erotic spells of carnal pleasure.
What would a magical woodland setting be without an enchanted cottage? As "WoodsMen" opens we are transported to a rustic, rough-hewn cabin deep in the forest, where Jon Galt awaits. Jon eagerly anticipates the arrival of hairy stud Ray Dragon, and when he enters, the two, bathed in the golden glow of firelight, share passionate kisses, their chest hair and beards grinding together. The sparks between them are hotter than any wood-burning fire, and they soon achieve wood of their own, both sporting monstrous erections. Ray sinks to his knees and greedily tastes Jon's juicy cock, drooling saliva. Jon returns the favor, swallowing Ray whole. Jon then bends over and Ray tongue-fucks his asshole. When Ray spears Jon with his big cock, Jon pushes his ass back on it, fucking back. It's too much for Jon, who stands and blows a big load of cum that catches in Ray's thick chest hair. Ray gets right back to work, again slam-fucking Jon's hole. Ray stands, straddling the chair they've been fucking on, and Jon does some cock-and-ass worshipping with his mouth and tongue. Ray then sits in the chair and Jon sits on his dick, bouncing on it as his own rock-hard erection throbs. Jon shoots again, his ass stuffed full of cock, and then Ray blows his load while Jon stands, kisses Ray, and pinches his nipples.
In another part of the forest, gorgeous stud Ben Jakks and fellow lumberjack Tony Serrano stop on their way to their campsite for a hot kiss. Ben -- with his very buff body, covered with light hair, his pierced nipple, and his very big dick -- is definitely a star. And the man can kiss. He almost eats co-star Tony alive. But Ben's real talent is behind him -- he has an ass of death. His versatility is shown off to perfection here, from the moment he picks Tony up and carries him to a nearby stone bench, so he can lick out his hairy ass, to the moment Ben reveals it all, bending over so that Tony can tease the opening with the head of his dick before fucking him from behind. But all of this is only the lead-in to a great camera angle of Ben screwing Tony. Ben's tight, high cheeks grinding in corkscrew fashion, flexing, as he slams his dick home. After Ben blows his load, while fucking Tony missionary, Tony feeds some of the load back to the stud, who eats it up. Then Tony shoots, his load pooling in his navel and on his lower belly.
Patrick Knight, Aaron Parker and Jack Ryan are up next. Patrick and Aaron arrive on the scene first, getting their chainsaws warmed up when park ranger Jack shows up. Jack and Patrick share kisses and caresses by a pick-up truck as Aaron watches, then Aaron puts down his ax and joins them. The three mix it up with Aaron eating Jack's ass while Patrick sucks Jack, then they stand side-by-side to jerk off. Jack's load just jets out of his dick, and Patrick and Aaron also shoot nicely. Then Aaron, who wears a jock for the duration of the scene, bends over the bed of the truck and gets screwed by Jack. Patrick gets plowed by Jack, too, while he's munching on Aaron's meat, then Jack reclines on the bed of the truck and Patrick sits on his ever-hard dick. Aaron stands and shoots, his balls tickled by Patrick's palm and propped up by the waistband of his jock, and Jack follows, beating his own meat as he looks up at the other two studs.
In a boathouse near a picture-perfect lake, blond hottie Chris Brady and he-man studs Jace Hunter and Thomas Bond meet up, with boy-toy Chris sucking both older men's dicks as they stand side-by-side and suck face. TITAN once again breaks the mold in this scene -- first, they go multi-cultural, now it's multi-generational. Jace, a hunky daddy type, looks as though he could be old enough to be Chris' father, with Bond falling somewhere in-between, like a very hot uncle or cousin. Chris tries his damnedest to fit both Jace and Thomas' dicks into his mouth, and then rises for a scorching three-way kiss. Then Thomas gets a chance to suck Chris' dick, which rises to an impressive erection. Then Thomas reclines on a bench, and Chris gets into the 69 position -- his beautiful, creamy white ass in the air as he leans over to service Thomas' cock. Thomas blows a huge load that coats his belly and fist with cum. All the attention is focused on Chris' bubble-butt next, with Jace and Thomas fingering and slapping it, and then Thomas slides his dick in. Jace, below the action, stroking his own dick as he gets a great view. Then Thomas stands and Jace and Chris watch as he delivers another huge cum-shot.
In the final scene, hunky Carlos Morales and handsome dirty-blond Parker Williams play two fishermen (Parker in thigh-high wading boots, no less) who eye each other as they angle. Light and dark, smooth and hairy, Latin and Nordic -- these two studs are a study in masculine contrast. It's also quite obvious that they have the real hots for each other. Carlos and Parker kiss, their dicks getting hard below. (Take note: Parker loses his pants, but not the waders.) They climb higher on some rocks, Parker's hard dick leading the way, and Carlos leans against a boulder while Parker spreads his asscheeks and dives in with his tongue. Carlos' ass, as usual, is divine -- its round curves and perky pucker just ready for hard dick. Parker proves to be a stallion when the two get around to fucking, making Carlos groan with delight. Carlos starts off getting it from behind, and then Parker flips him over and screws him missionary. For the finale, Parker pulls out and Carlos stokes himself to orgasm, and Parker rears back on his haunches and delivers a load that lands on his furry pecs.
Every aspect of "WoodsMen" is top-notch, and the DVD is loaded with sexy extras.
DVD features: Scene selection; additional footage (a cum-shot from Jace Hunter that was cut from the fourth scene, and more action between Carlos Morales and Parker Williams); footage of an on-location photo shoot with all of the cast members; interviews with the cast (laugh along as Carlos Morales tries to convince you that his dick is only "average size"); and bonus material (including a cum-shot review, water sports footage, and a behind-the-scenes featurette -- you can see just how these guys clown around when they are "waiting for wood" or for the chainsaw to get started up).
A DVD Review by Martin Cox