"Bi-ology" (1992) is a cute bi flick about scientists trying to make the perfect man. Well, maybe it's just the perfect man's sex drive, because we see no evidence that they care about anything else. That's just fine, because they fill his mind with boys and babes aplenty.
Okay, let's dive right in. The action starts in a bedoratory, a word I'm coining because this movie's laboratory is in someone's bedroom. We know Dean Glass is a scientist because he wears a white lab coat. He also knows how to push random buttons on various whirling machines, one of which is hooked up to a man covered by a comforter. All we see of him at first is his penis, which Dean makes twitch by pressing more buttons. In comes another scientist (white lab coat again), Lois Ayers, wanting to see Dean's progress, but he tells her he has to "finish some work on the bilateral spheres." That line is vintage Chi Chi LaRue writing, going for camp and nailing it! Anyway, Dean needs to do this work to prove that's where the secret to sexual preference lies. Lois disagrees, going for nurture over nature, but don't worry, the argument is kept short (I imagine off-set Ms. LaRue held debates for anyone who wanted to discuss it more).
Dean leaves to get some coffee, allowing Lois solo access to the man in the bed and she decides to prove her nurture argument. She presses some buttons and the man in the bed starts twitching all over. The spasms are caused by a scene Lois has programmed into his head involving two glamorous brunettes, Patricia Kennedy and Madison. Patricia, wearing a huge feather hat, starts licking Madison, sporting matching feathers on her arms. Madison unleashes her pierced tongue on Patricia's tits, licking with deliberate slow lust. Then it's Madison's turn to relax and lets Patricia (and her pierced tongue) dote on her body. Patricia all but races down Madison's body to get to her neatly manicured pussy. Patricia eats out her pal with gusto, her tongue exploring every inch of Madison's crotch, but certainly loving getting in deep the best. When Madison goes pussy-hunting, she does it from behind, going for a fast-paced meal. The girls are suddenly joined by Johnny Utah. As they share his cock, he has Madison sit on his face for some solo twat time. Johnny has a giant cock, so Patricia's deep-throat is very impressive. Madison rides Johnny, bouncing up and down the full length of the shaft while Patricia now enjoys Johnny's mouth. Hunky blond Johnny fucks Madison on all-fours, really slamming her hard. I'm not sure where Patricia went, but she missed a great fuck!
Dean returns to find Lois not only having tampered with his work, but fingering herself next to the bed. He's so mad that he ... presses a lot of buttons! They result in another flashing fantasy for the man in the bed, this one involving adorable Joey Morgan and swarthy stunner Randy Mixer. Randy sucks Joey first, easily gulping his whole long dick. Ever-dependable Joey then does Randy, showing how strong his oral skills are by swallowing all of Randy's thick pecker. Joey then turns his attention to Randy's ass, where he rims with even more excitement. They swap more blowjobs in a pool with a fountain, scorching things up! On a deck chair, Joey slides his dick into Randy's ass while they are kissing and fucks him sideways. However, the fuck is very short before cum time.
More buttons and more twitching lead to the man's next fantasy. Sitting by the pool are Bo Summers, looking delicious in his tan taut skin, and Sharon Kane, frisky in little more than pearls. A few yards away are Marissa Malibu, looking so very early-90s, and hot dark Rick Bolton. Sharon gets the party started by licking around Rick's asscheeks, still in a skimpy bathing suit. Sharon gets to blow Bo, which she does with style and energy enough for two women. Bo gallantly returns the favor by going down on Sharon, by way of her tits and even her toes. He licks her out with determination, really biting his way around her vagina. Rick soon joins this duo. The boys seem thrilled to suck each other, but Rick hits his stride planting his face in Sharon's pubes while she's upside down. Finally, trashy Marissa makes it an even foursome. Bo sucks Rick while Marissa works on Sharon's pussy. All move quickly so that everyone can enjoy all there is to taste and lick. Bo gets to fuck Sharon while Marissa plants herself on Rick's dick. Bo and Sharon nail their work, brief though it is. Bo then slams into Rick while the girls get their boobs and twats done by the eager boys. While Sharon is sitting on Rick, Bo cums on them.
Lois presses another button, causing the man in the bed to violently spasm. Dean begs for her help to save him. While Dean, with slicked blond hair, worries about the man, incredible hunk Cody Foster, Lois figures that sucking his cock with calm him. It works! Dean doesn't mind, undressing to his muscular frame too. Whatever they have done to program Cody works because he sucks Dean nicely. Cody eats pussy with flair, sprinting his head around Lois. I think they have created the perfect man, because he sucks dick and munches carpet equally well. Dean then rocks the bed fucking Lois, allowed all the way inside her loose lips. Cody keeps himself busy biting Lois's nipples. Dean stands over the two and spits out a cum blast. But, he's not finished. He still has to fuck Cody, whose face is buried in Lois' unwaxed hooch. Cody even cums a second time!
Lois and Dean then present their creation to a committee in charge of research grants. The board wants to see a demonstration. Down out of camera range Lois and Dean go as Cody twists his face into a delighted smile.
DVD features: Chapters; cum-shots chapter; PSA ("Wrap It Up"); and no regional coding (playable worldwide).
A DVD Review by Brent Blue