If you're a chicken hawk and looking for a farm to prey on, look no further.
Goin' Down on the Farm brings back fond memories of the late 80's-early '90s - although the box states that the film was produced in 1997, the warning in the beginning of the video states that it was filmed prior to 1995. Either way, the boys are pretty to look at, the sex is brief yet fun, and the music just kicks!
Jay Butler is a writer with big 'Flock of Seagulls' hair. (He's adorable, but ,honey, pick up the phone and get that Flowbee!) He sits at his computer (a WANG, by the way - what more appropriate computer to have in a porn story, right?) and tap-tap-taps away sex story after sex story. His first tale includes cute guys James Blackburn and Cameron Taylor. I don't know who is who, but one has a buzz cut and one has dark, curly hair. So we'll call the Buzz and Curly. Both men have great looking cocks and greedily suck away at each other before Buzz slides his downward-curved pecker deep into Curly.
The next tale is of two brothers, Guy and Scott Fox, who do everything on the ranch together. And I mean everything! They head to the barn, where they suck each other; Guy (the older bro) rims little Scott and then bends over to be impaled by younger bro's prick.
Into their happy little sex life comes Juliene Parent, a French Foreign Exchange student - I don't know why a French boy would come to America to visit a dude ranch - to play with the dudes, I guess. Scott seduces Parent in the living room and fucks the daylights out of him - that is, after his minor erection problems had vanished. Parent is an adorable little French boy, complete with tiny glasses that only make him look even cuter. He sports a big boner that shoots a good load.
Guy takes Parent around and introduces him to Paul Sexton, one of the ranch hands, who is in the process of feeding chickens. See? Symbolism. Before you know it, the three are all over each other, sucking away, each one taking turns at sucking the other two. In the middle of the story, Butler takes artistic license and pops in nearby stroking his big ol' chewy cock as well. Sexton fucks Parent, and then Guy fucks Sexton. Soon, Butler joins in briefly and impales Sexton as Guy skewers Parent. Butler never gets to cum, and Sexton still has to feed the chickens.
Finally, in the real world, Butler's boyfriend, who also happens to be Guy Fox and has been patiently waiting for his boyfriend to pay attention to him, gets Butler to notice him and swallow his dick. Butler's punishment for ignoring Guy is to bend over and get his boyfriend's writing instrument buried deep in his hole. It's a hot fuck scene with some great shots.
No one is credited for anything in this film except for "A Film By." or "A Sam Stone Production". The music stands out - it's peppy, it's perky, it's porny and it's a lot of fun to whack away to. The boys are pretty, notably Parent and Butler, and some great scenes highlight a film that I thought was Goin' Down the Toilet!
So all you hawks out there - begin circling.
- Jeremy Spencer