In all honesty, Brazilian Heat looks fantastic. The videography is beautiful, the locations stunning and the men - oh, man, the men. Can we all say "hot" together? Come on, I know you can do it. There ya go! "Hot!"
Okay, now here's the other shoe dropping - the sex is pretty lame.
Let's face it, kids. This is the sex industry. The guys being hot and hunky is just a perk. What counts is the sex. And sex means chemistry. And there's no chemistry in this baby.
The first scene gets closest. Hunky Alexandre Senna spies equally hunky Marcio Pittbull, and the two flirt about the beach for a while before they decide to head indoors to the bedroom. These two beefy Brazilians don't even taste each other's cocks - yet they have no problems digging their tongues into each other's assholes. (There's a great brief moment when the two are 69ing, with each other's tongue buried up the other's crack.) Then Senna is bent over, and Pittbull slams his butt with his cock. It's not a huge cock, nice and uncut but nothing to scream to the Virgin Mary over.
The rest of the scenes are about the same, only with less chemistry. Remember, I think these guys are incredibly hot - I won't be able to say that enough. I kept hoping and praying that the heat would ignite between any of the pairings that followed - but nothing.
Some highlights of the remaining scenes: Gorgeous Sergio Apingora fucks handsome Eduardo Galisteau (cool last name!) on a backyard sofa; Galisteau gets another scene with masculine Marcio Rosa, who rims Galisteau as Galisteau coos quite effectively in Spanish; and a beautiful leather-clad waiter (Luciano Badaro) serves more than iced tea to guest Amauri De Oliviera. (I just found the fact that Badaro was in leather quite interesting - can you imagine if they were forced to wear leather at Denny's?) Anyway, the problem with the Badaro/De Oliviera scene was with Badaro's erection - when it decided to come out and play.
Brazilian Hotties is more like what the title should be called - at least that is delivered.
- Jeremy Spencer