Little E.J. Russo certainly has got his hands full. If the guy grinding on top of him has his way, E.J.'s tender hole is as good as stuffed. E.J.'s trick, the guy in the oddly-shaped white ball cap, is one of the amateurs stepping up to have muscle sex in the appropriately named "Twisty's Muscle Sex Boys." Both E.J. and his fuck buddy are down-home types with an obvious disinterest for slapping on make-up before the cameras roll. What you see is what you get, and this authenticity is the film's most appealing quality. The television set blathers a constant stream of nonsense, a current that runs underneath the initial blowjobs. The person behind the camera perfectly frames E.J. blowing the dude in the ball cap, who's made his prick look that much bigger by shaving his bush bare. He doesn't let E.J. do much by way of worship before he's flipping him over and eating his butt, then humping E.J.'s backside. Everything else has been a short prelude to the fucking, the premier menu item for both. There's one stellar moment when E.J. lets himself be cradled in the other guy's arms. His entire midsection seems to roll with the fuck while he jerks himself off. The more muscular guy is just squeezing out the last remnants of his load when E.J. blasts his hip joint with milky spunk.
The two lean pups in the next segment couldn't be more genuine. The kind of sex they're having is almost shockingly different from most mainstream productions where the action has a more scripted feel. Here, one pleasurable activity naturally cascades into the next without any thought or planning. At one point, one of the guys seems surprised when the lights suddenly get a little brighter -- as if he had forgotten he was being filmed. And with no soundtrack to mete out a tempo, their lovemaking comes off as relaxed and easy. Whether they're 69-ing, sucking cock or rimming, they always seems to come back to kissing one another. When there's an appropriate break in their play, the taller dude convinces the other to stand side by side and jerk off while looking into the full-length mirror. His own reflection makes him explode, but his buddy prefers to get off with a cock in his mouth.
Kyle and Dominic are more traditionally beautiful, one a blond skater type, the other a Latin hottie. Blond Kyle has a little trouble with wood when he's getting head, but the minute the roles are reversed, his energy level goes through the roof. Dominic seems happy no matter what's going on, an occasional grin forming on his lips. And just when it was getting good, they separate and go to separate corners, masturbating, but not with one another. Thank goodness the time out is only temporary, and soon flashbulbs are popping while Kyle straddles a prone Dominic for more head. No dirty fucking for these two muscle cuties. Instead they're directed in turn to drop to the carpet, get on all-fours and expose their pristine holes. First Kyle uses Dominic's ample ass for visual stimulation, before Kyle returns the favor. I myself preferred Kyle's steamy hole to Dominic's. Just something about the way he arches his lower back made his pucker seem that much more appealing.
Where Linus Van Pelt has his blanket, the dude from the first scene has that quirky ball cap. He makes a second appearance in the finale, but with a new fuck bud, Lance. Lance is a post-twink with strong street sensibilities (note all the ink on his arms and torso) and he creates an entirely different energy than his predecessor, E.J. He's more self-assured and laughter is a strong component of their sex play. Ball cap guy has about 25 pounds of muscle on lean Lance, making for some erotic visuals when he gets on top of his partner, kissing and pawing. The rimming during their session is extraordinary; Lance sits right down on his buddy's face and grinds his hips downward, encouraged by ball cap dude's accelerated jerking. Lance sits down on the guy's cock with the same self-assuredness, but eventually lets himself be rolled onto his back at his top's urging. After he's had his fill of ass, ball cap dude drops what looks to be about three tablespoons of cream on Lance's right cheek -- a fitting end to their intense afternoon hook-up.
DVD features: Chapters; cum-shots chapter; outtakes; trailers ("Twisty's Cumblast Facials," "Twisty's Cockboy Adventures" and "Twisty's Muscle Adventure"); written summary of each scene; and no regional coding (playable worldwide).
A DVD Review by Rick Forrent