WARNING!
Kaden Saylor
Brent Corrigan
Kaden Saylor
Distributor | Released | Length |
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Dirty Bird Pictures | 2007 | 106 |
Description source: promotional material
There's a sharp contrast from the beautiful shores of San Diego to the dimly lit dungeon where Chason Porne (sensational new exclusive Kaden Saylor) is undergoing “enhanced interrogation techniques.” Our hero breaks free and jumps into the ocean to escape his captors. The goons, played by Active Duty's muscled exclusives Levi, Kasey and Colin, give pursuit but decide a nude ocean swim is not their thing. Washed up on shore, Chason is discovered by a young med student played by Brent Corrigan.
Chason Porne recovers and rebuilds his strength with the help of a young med student, and to repay the kindness shown to him, he says thank you like no one else could! Kaden sweeps Brent off his feet and into bed. After a passionate makeout session our hero gives Corrigan an intimate medical exam with his mouth and his cock. You won’t need a thermometer to know these men are burning hot. Kaden sucks Brent, they 69, Brent eats out Kaden’s ass and Kaden pounds Brent’s ass at a feverish pitch. When he leaves to search for his memories, Chason Porne starts with the one thing he was found with: a map of Balboa Park. He is spotted immediately, and the goons are after him, chasing him through the park and into a neighboring yard, where big-dicked Mason Wyler is sunbathing with a hardon.
Chason hides in plain sight to shake off the goons, and an awestruck Mason Wyler volunteers to drive him around and help him on his quest. First stop for the dynamic duo is a guarded home where the black sedan that was chasing Porne is parked. Barrett Long is is the goon who is on watch, and cocky Mason Wyler “takes care of him,” allowing Chason to get in the house. Barrett takes Mason into the garage where the size of his dick opens Mason’s eyes…then his mouth and eventually his ass. It’s clear that even a seasoned bottom like Wyler struggles with the size of Long’s bat. After a long and hard fuck that has Mason screaming, Barrett says, “That was OK.” Using a bat of his own, Mason knocks out the dumb goon and seeks out his soulmate Chason Porne.
Upon entering the house, Porne sees several goons and watches as they goof off for their “head goon,” who strokes his cock and watches. Kasey and Colin perform as they are told…”suck his nipples…pull his pants down…suck his dick…eat his ass.” Then the head goon stands up to join in and Chason realizes it is the guy who interrogated his ass…Levi! As the three continue to suck each other’s cocks and Kasey and Levi fuck Colin’s hot ass, Chason waits patiently for the right time to steal a gun and cell phone and check out the house. As he cautiously makes his way down the stairs, the goons are shooting their loads on each other.
Backing into a downstairs room, Chason is mistaken for a “new guy” by two more goons, Brant Moore and Seth, who are sucking each other off in bed. Brant Moore, who breaks in the newbies, grabs Chason and welcomes him to the house by taking his clothes off and having him join in. The two devour Chason’s muscled and defined body and suck his perfect cock before they go into their 3-way circle suck. Brant becomes the middleman as he tops Seth and Chason plugs him from behind. After a sweaty fuckfest, the two goons snooze as Chason looks for an exit. He goes out the way he came in, confronting the goons who interrogated him with their own gun as he runs out to meet Mason Wyler who is ready for the getaway. And the chase is on!
After a high speed chase and a quick maneuver to dodge the goons, Chason and Mason are left with each other and time for Chason to say thanks again. Mason’s wide-eyed lust for Chason is satisfied as he licks, kisses and sucks every inch of his god-like body. Both men enjoy each other’s cocks and Mason just about crawls up our hero’s ass before spreading his legs and giving up his hole to Chason Porne. Unlike his painful adventure with Barrett Long, Mason welcomes the hard pounding and then the sweet caresses of his newfound soulmate. As the two savor the moment, the phone rings… it’s Hardstone, the man who knows his identity. “I’m listening, Chason says, and Hardstone responds, “Let’s talk…”
The movie's introduction sets up a suspenseful tale. A gagged man is in a dark room, his clothes ripped, being sexually attacked by three men. He's finally able to overpower them and dash outside, while the guys follow him (naked) with guns ablaze. Fortunately, he jumps into the ocean and safety.
So, who is this man and what has happened to him? We find out only snippets during the run of "The Porne Ultimatum," a gleeful action movie spoof from Mike Donner. Frankly, I would take a sex scene over a car chase any day, so poking fun at the outrageous "Borne" films makes total sense. The casting of blond heartthrob Kaden Saylor is ideal. No matter his talents, he has wattage and he is a wonderful stand-in for Matt Damon. But enough yammering, let's delve into the mystery!
Kaden washes up on the beach in San Diego, discovered by jogging Brent Corrigan, who is able to rescue him. Luckily for Kaden, who wakes up in Brent's house without any memory, Brent is a medical student, so he's able to help him recover. The amnesia is likely caused by a bullet to the head (but very little damage to his hot bod).
With two months of intense physical training, Kaden is once again at the peak of perfection. His muscled body is ready for anything, and his handsome blond looks should mesmerize anyone he approaches. Before taking on the world, he does have to thank Brent, a reedy brunet who has obviously been pining for studly Kaden. Kaden scoops Brent up and carries him to the sofa where they make out sweetly. Kaden may not know who he is, but he hasn't forgotten how to please a man, licking Brent from ears to waist and then getting to his cock. Brent writhes as Kaden blows him with a simple and friendly style. There are some erection problems from Brent, so they switch places. Kaden is able to get a little bit harder as Brent gives him an impassioned blowjob. The guys try a 69, with much the same result, but now Kaden is poking around Brent's asshole. At least he remembers he's a top. The fucking has the same loving feel as the oral, but now Kaden is using all of his muscles for some power. Brent can handle it and takes Kaden deeply. In fact, with his eyes closed, Brent seems extremely relaxed! He cums being fucked and then Kaden further coats his torso. With that, and a quick thanks, Kaden leaves Brent.
Armed with only a map of a park, our gorgeous intense hero (named Chason Porne, FYI) sets off to find out who he is, smart enough to recognize when he's being followed by bad men. He easily outruns them, stopping at Mason Wyler's pool, stripping down and making out with Mason before Mason can even object as a diversion that outwits the goons. He explains his predicament to Mason, who of course volunteers to help him. Who wouldn't?
They find the bad guys' lair, and Mason, where Mason is sure he can divert the guard, Barrett Long, allowing Kaden to slip inside. And just how does Mason do this? How do you think? Good old-fashioned seduction. Pale fair-haired Mason is dazzled by Barrett's giant cock and gets to sucking immediately. With diligent devotion, Mason is even able to deep-throat it now and then, an unbelievable feat. Barrett has great fun exploiting Mason's mouth with a hearty face-fuck. He then aims to do the same with Mason's ass, which accepts all of Barrett's cock. Mason roars as Barrett squeezes into him, but it all fits and then Barrett unleashes some speed. Ever the pro, Mason gamely keeps going no matter what Barrett throws his way. The close-up camerawork at Mason's ass is a nice touch, not just because it shows the depth, but because Barrett's huge balls are fun to watch swinging around. After Barrett cums, Mason clocks him with a baseball bat. "How do you like my bat?" he snarls at the unconscious body.
Kaden has managed to get inside the compound, where he finds the two guys who were following him, muscular he-men Colin and Kasey, who decide they have sweated enough and deserve to rest, meaning have sex. Another bad guy, unseen at first, tells them what to do as Kaden watches. The twin mammoths go at each other's nipples and then swap blowjobs. Tattooed Colin sucks first, but that doesn't work too well, so he instead rims Kasey with better results, and much approval from their leader, still facially obscured, though he's working his cock. When he is finally revealed to be yummy dark-haired Levi, Kaden suddenly remembers him from the fucking flashback. More important, however, is that Levi has the guys blow him together, and they share well. Then they attempt a sucking chain with only Levi hard enough to really enjoy what he's getting. Still hard, Levi fucks Colin, getting all the way inside and staying tucked in deep. Colin rides Levi as well while the top sucks Kasey. Everyone cums on Colin.
Kaden steals their guns while the guys are still in post-coital rapture and carefully makes his way through the manse. He comes across a room where tall twinks Seth and Brant Moore are in the middle of a 69. Seth handles Brant's big cock very well, and Brant's hand-and-mouth blowjob is equally adept. When they spot Kaden, they think he's one of the new guys and make him join the fun. The two immediately devour Kaden, each taking one of his giant pecs to worship. They don't ignore his pits or his bulging biceps either. Kaden doesn't have to do a thing when pushed to the bed, because the boys want to suck him greedily. This time, he's fully hard and really enjoying himself! Tag-teamed by two talented mouths will do that to a guy. After their invigorating double-sucking, the three form a circle so Kaden can use his mouth as well. Seth and Brant remain peppy and focused, doing excellent work. Brant is able to fuck Seth and suck Kaden at the same time, delivering on both counts. Kaden reaches for the ceiling to show off all those muscles and Brant skillfully and quickly fucks and sucks. Once again, Kaden joins the act a bit late, fucking Brant, who is still inside Seth. The three-way action looks good close-up and underneath with Kaden mercilessly topping Brant. Seth and Brant have splashy finishes on Seth's stomach and then Kaden climaxes on Brant's tattooed back.
Seth and Brant fall asleep immediately, so Kaden tries to leave quietly, but his cellphone rings. It's "Hardstone," a villain who is apparently responsible for Kaden's predicament. Kaden threatens to kill Brant if "Hardstone" doesn't tell him the truth, but "Hardstone" instead calls the goons to warn them that Kaden is in the house. Without their guns, they are helpless, and Mason is right outside with a waiting car. A chase ensues, but Mason gets the hero home safely because he was once a pizza boy and knows all the roads.
Once again, Kaden has to thank a total stranger for helping him out. So, he unfurls his tongue down Mason's throat and the two share smooches. As they teasingly lick around each other, Kaden does just as much as Mason, but then they settle down so Mason can blow Kaden. The best mouth in the flick does ace work again, deep-throating with no problem at all. It's back to fair play with a 69, Mason still stealing the scene, but Kaden doing his best to keep up. Mason zestfully rims Kaden, who bounces his ass around Mason's waiting tongue. Mason bottoms for the star, who finds a welcoming hole already wide open and ready. Kaden gets in easily and goes at Mason with solid rhythm and building power. After a brief sideways fuck, Kaden lets a big load rip all over Mason's ass. He tenderly caresses Mason until he cums as well.
The ending leaves the plot dangling enough for sequels, with Kaden falling for Mason and still intent on figuring out his past.
As a send-up of action movies, "The Porne Ultimatum" works well. The dialogue is fun and Kaden is a very convincing leading mean with his imposing physique and stone-solid face. Unfortunately, the sex falls short here. A bottle of Viagra would have been a great help, no doubt inspiring many of the men here to push themselves harder in achieving fuller sexual performances.
DVD features: Chapters; and no regional coding (playable worldwide).
A DVD Review by Brent Blue