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Dylan Wood
Dylan Wood
Distributor | Released | Length |
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Jet Set Productions | 2008 | 120 |
Description source: promotional material
Cover model Dylan Wood stars as the sheriff of Weed, New Mexico, whose life is nearly ruined by a hot young drifter (Rocky Houston) who uses his muscled body to elude capture. Hung Country for Young Men also features Tyler Saint and Tommy Blade in a blistering yet romantic fuck scene in the backroom of the local country bar.
Sheriff Jones, in a voice-over narration, tells us that, “This is the day everything changed in our town.” A Drifter (Rocky Houston) arrives in town on a Trailways Bus, gets off for a brief bathroom break, and somehow misses getting back on. He’s a “wanted man” in Weed, having stolen odd items from various houses around town. The Sheriff nabs him and throws his ass in jail. As the movie begins, the Sheriff is throwing a Rowdy (Kyle York) into jail for smashing bottles at the Roadhouse and hitting, as luck would have it, the Sheriff himself. He, too, is marched off to jail by the Sheriff, but the one-bed cell already has an occupant – the Drifter. The two “fugitives” check each other out and, at the Drifter’s suggestion, decide to flip a coin for possession of the mattress. But the Drifter, who wins the toss, offers to share it. They settle down on the bed and immediately begin to play with each other. The Drifter kisses his bedmate and gets his dick out. The “ever-horny” Sheriff, who’s watching the two from outside the cell, allows his hormones to take over and comes in to make it a 3-way. He drops his pants and gets the Rowdy to suck on him. But when the Sheriff is occupied getting it on, the Drifter steals the keys and sneaks off, locking the two in the cell behind him. Since no one will find them until morning, the Sheriff decides to make the best of a bad situation and spend the night having wild sex with the Rowdy. The Rowdy goes back to blowing the Sheriff, and the Sheriff returns the favor. The Sheriff is now out of his clothes, and the Rowdy has thrown his shirt off. The Sheriff fucks his captive bent over the bed (at right), and then on his back. The Rowdy jacks himself off as he’s getting pounded, and the viewer gets a great view of the Sheriff’s hot muscular ass as he does so. The Rowdy cums on himself. The Sheriff follows suit and shoots his load.
The next morning at the Roadhouse Saloon, as the Bartender (Tyler Saint) is setting up his bar, a horny beer Delivery Guy (Tommy Blade) appears and wastes no time in coming on to him. As they kiss and start to get out of their clothes, it’s obvious that’s something been going on between these two. The Bartender seizes the opportunity, and the two head off to a stock room to have sex. Their shirts come off displaying their great muscular bodies. The Bartender settles on a stool as the Delivery Guy blows his beautiful big dick. The Delivery Guy works his way out of his clothes as he sucks on his friend (at left). His dick is so long and thick, the Delivery Guy can only go down on it so far. Both are now naked and ready for the main event. The Delivery Guy kneels on a couch to get his ass rimmed and really worked on. Then, he offers his butt up for fucking, and the Bartender pushes his thick dick in. The Delivery Guy moves back and forth to literally fuck himself like a jackrabbit on the Bartender’s hot cock. Then he flips over to take the Bartender’s ramming his dick down into his ass, providing the videographer some great shots of the fucking action. The Delivery Guy drops his load on his own stomach, and the Bartender beats his dick to shoot over his friend
Later that night at the Roadhouse Saloon, the Sheriff is kicking back with a beer and dumping his woes on the Bartender. He’s worried about keeping his job, since he already has a DUI on his record. The Bartender tells him not to worry. “You know what they say about you Sheriff, you always get your man”. The Sheriff comes on to the Bartender, but he puts him off saying, “You aren’t ready for me yet.” Across the way, two guys (Trystian Sweet and Rod Daily) are playing pool. It ends when Trystian wins and his boyfriend Rod stalks off to the men’s room to take a piss. Kevin Cavalli, who has been cruising Rod from the bar, follows him. There’s only one urinal, so Kevin stands to the side, just waiting and watching. Finished, but with his dick still in hand, Rod turns to Kevin, and they both start jacking off. Kevin drops to his knees to give Rod head and continue working his own dick. There’s a bale of hay with a blanket thrown over it stashed in the room, so they take advantage and sit on it. After a while, they reverse positions and Rod sucks on Kevin. Trystian comes in and catches his boyfriend Rod having sex with some cock sucking stranger. But, not being one to pass up hot sex, he immediately loses his clothes and joins in. Kevin lies on the bale to continue to get sucked by Rod while he gets face fucked by Trystian (at right). Kevin likes being the center of things as turns over to get fucked by Rod. Trystian wants to get in on the fucking action too, so he moves behind Rod and makes it a 3-way train fuck. Kevin next fucks Rod over the bale while he sucks on Trystian. Rod turns over to jack off and the others jack off over him. Both Kevin and Trystian cum on Rod causing him to add to the pool of cum.
As the night ends, it’s obvious that the Sheriff has had too much to drink. The Bartender discovers the Drifter hiding out in his stock room and turns him over to the Sheriff, who wants to “teach him a lesson”. He tells the Bartender to go on home and leave him there with his captive. The Bartender tosses him the keys and leaves the two behind. The Drifter goes down on the Sheriff and sucks on him. As he’s getting a blow job, he gets out of his clothes. The Sheriff is obviously attracted to the Drifter and lets him know that he’s “finally doing something right”. The Sheriff then sucks the Drifter’s dick (at left). The Sheriff wants his ass, and fucks the Drifter spread out on the pool table, showing off his own awesome ass again. The Sheriff then fucks the Drifter on his stomach, working hard to get it in. He shoots his own thick white cum all over the Drifters leg, who then spurts his own load. Exhausted, the Sheriff passes out, naked and face down on the pool table. Once again the Drifter escapes. The voice-over narration picks up again. “What did I learn that day,” the Sheriff asks? “Don’t let your dick think for you. Don’t drink in front of pretty boys. And never trust a drifter with a cute ass.” These sound like lessons he could easily unlearn, when the next opportunity arises.
We're in Weed, New Mexico for this movie. It's a "Trailways bathroom break from hell," the narrator tells us, a sleepy burg that needs a little porn to liven it up. Not attempting to ape the Hollywood movie from which it draws its title, it's a simple Western full of hunks where the typical oater drifter manages to liven up the town, even just by suggestion. Granted, none of the men here seem like they've forgotten how to go about gay begetting, but drifter fairy dust never hurts.
The figure of law and order here is Dylan Wood, a tanned blond strapper. He starts by throwing punk brunet Kyle York into a jail cell for drunkenness, a cell already inhabited by our masculine piece of zest, drifter Rocky Houston. A coin flip lets Rocky get his way with Kyle. So, beefy Rocky fishes inside to Kyle's cock, the hardness drawing Sheriff Dylan through the bars to join them. Kyle attacks Dylan's cock immediately with a furious saliva-laden blowjob. It's so hot that no one noticed Rocky until he's slipped out of the cell and locked them in. Left alone, Kyle continues sucking Dylan with the camera running about the set to chase his feistiness. Dylan gulps Kyle, shown most appealing from below the action. From there, Kyle's tattooed ass gets plugged by Dylan, carefully stuffing his thickness into tight Kyle with increasing power. Kyle as a roaring bottom keeps Dylan fixed on fucking him with big-time lust. The rocking fuck gives way to side-by-side jacking off, with Kyle working very hard to shoot before Dylan cums.
Frankly, it's a little perplexing that this town can be so tame with bartender Tyler Saint and delivery boy Tommy Blade in residence. They are two of porn's most exciting performers, guys who only have to show up to start a tornado. The day after the first scene, he-man Tyler is setting up to open when my personal favorite slab of mouthwatering zip arrives with beer. The two immediately start macking and the movie's best scene blazes. Tommy is one of those guys who aims to please, and he does it voraciously as he gobbles down Tyler's mammoth cock all the way to the pubes. There's no use trying to steal a scene when Tommy is actively working, so Tyler wisely reclines and let's Tommy spit and suck his way to glory. Tyler gets his turn to dazzle when he rims Tommy with customary gusto, getting so far inside his tongue has probably already done a prostate tickle. However, his cock is sheer delight for Tommy, who growls heatedly as and works backwards on Tyler with storm force. However, at one point, Tyler plants his arms on Tommy's hips and takes over the scene, slamming into Tommy with all the promise his muscular frame allows, finding no resistance and going harder and harder. As long as they are fucking doggy, they trade off, but then Tyler does a sink fuck down into Tommy and it's his game completely. Both look deservedly exhausted at the end.
Drifter power is already surging through Weed. Dylan is desperately pouring out his woes at losing the guy to Tyler, upset that with a DUI on his record, if this news gets out, he'll be finished. Dylan makes a pass at Tyler, who gently rebuffs him, and the action moves to pool-playing duo Rod Daily and Trystian Sweet. Rod heads to the hay-covered urinal, followed by Kevin Cavalli, who has been watching him from the bar. Jockish Rod has his cock hardish by the time Kevin, sporting neck ink, gets to him, and they jack in each other's directions until round-faced Kevin goes down on Rod. Rod, who sports stars on his pecs that match the one on Kevin's neck, gets harder with Kevin sucking him, though never fully erect. It's then Rod's turn to suck Kevin. Never an ace, Rod is the kind of blower who makes it pretty rather than forceful. These two semi-sleepy performers are given an energy boost by the arrival of lean dark-haired Trystian, who crams his cock down Kevin's gullet as the latter continues to get it from Rod. Trystian gets to rim the other two, placed together on a bale of hay. His tongue squirrels into both holes, lapping around with teasing licks before he dives in for some oral penetration. Rod fucks Kevin. Tanned Rod again looks delicious, but his fuck is somewhat tame and bored. Once again, it's Trystian who perks it all up, sliding inside Rod, who is still in Kevin. Suddenly Rod has more oomph and does the majority of the work here happily, which is gorgeous shooting from underneath. Kevin fucks Rod ably while Rod blows Trystian. All cum on Rod, Trystian delivering the best spray.
By closing time at the bar, Dylan is completely bombed and tries once again to get Tyler, still not biting. Just as Dylan is about to leave, Tyler discovers Rocky hiding out, leaving Dylan alone to deal with the man he's been chasing. Smarmy Rocky doesn't seem upset to find out it's penile rather than penal when Dylan demands a blowjob. Rocky readily slurps at Dylan's dick, keeping to the head when he really could go deeper, but Dylan brays in rapture, so there's no reason to complain. Once again, the camerawork helps keep the scene invigorated. Dylan parks a hand on Rocky's cock and gives him a similar blowjob before sprinting off to fuck the drifter on the pool table. Dylan is in his element when the anal action starts, using his sculpted body to force his cock all the way inside Rocky with table-shaking liveliness. Rocky seems to particularly enjoy being fucked face down on the table with Dylan jabbing at him mercilessly. Dylan's face goes bright red as he tosses off a load on Rocky's leg and then patiently waits for Rocky to finish.
The drifter of course cannot fall in love, especially not with the sheriff, so when Dylan passes out, Rocky handcuffs him and leaves the bar. Narrator Dylan tells us what this episode has taught him, the final lesson being "never trust a drifter with a cute ass." Ah, somehow I suspect the next time Weed is invaded, Dylan won't remember his new learning. He's just as horny as everyone else in town.
DVD features: Chapters; cum-shots chapter; widescreen; solo (Dylan Wood); gallery; trailers ("Ass Cruisin'," "Hollywood Sex Club," "One Fire," "Wet Sex: 1 and 2" and "Big Dick Society"); and no regional coding (playable worldwide).
A DVD Review by Brent Blue ( http://ManNet.com )