WARNING!
Chad Brock
Mike Dreyden
Bryan Slater
Distributor | Released | Length |
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Dragon Media | 2009 | 156 |
Description source: promotional material
When pro athletes meet hillbilly horndogs, you've arrived at Jock Park.
The Peaceable Lake Sports Rehabilitation Center is a retreat located deep in the Catskills. Baseball player Chad (Bryan Slater) is taking a piss in the woods when one of the local horndogs (Spike) appears and watches. The two men compare dicks and before long Chad is on a pond side deck, sliding straight into the horse-hung hillbilly all the way up to his scrubby cock hair.
In the Incoming Patients Pavilion, extreme cyclist Ron (Chad Brock) gets a mandatory physical examination from Coach Doyle (David Chase). Ballplayer Chad joins them, takes Coach Doyle's medical reference camera and snaps file photos of Ron's engorged penis. The men are joined by a wrestler (Mike Dreyden) who pisses into the woods side-by-side with them and then participates in the four-way masturbation showdown that erupts inside the pavilion.
Further into the woods, the wrestler comes upon an anonymous flannel shirt-clad redneck who sports thick, uncut wood poking out of the fly of his Levi's. The wrestler takes care of the throbbing, leaking dick and then finds himself at the center of a fuck scene that includes Ron and Coach Doyle.
In the Center's basement, Winston, the center's director (Matthew Ford) takes delivery of a new batch of pussy porn from his dealer Fisk (Colin Steele). The two men pull up folding chairs and settle in to test-drive the goods and are soon joined by Chad and Coach Doyle for a fevered jack-off session that ends with a sit fuck that pulls thick loads out of every man in the room.
In a sun-drenched meadow Coach Doyle conducts a final massage on Chad, which leads to a mutual suck session that ends with the coach firmly impaled on Chad's massive, throbbing dick until they both squirt copious amounts of sperm.
In another part of the forest brothers Dave (Charlie Shaye) and Cooper (Ty LeBeouf) stand together pissing at the edge of their campsite. Soon they are comparing dick sizes and playing with Dave's newest toy, a transparent Fleshjack. Winston surveys the outlying woods and comes upon Fisk and Ron. Soon the men are engaged in a heated three-way.
Meanwhile Dave and Cooper catch hillbilly voyeur Jethro (Luke Piersol) spying on them. Dave beckons to the burly local who joins them, and the three men engage in a scene that brings them all to spectacular orgasms.
"Jock Park" is something of a throwback to the earlier days of Joe Gage's career, focusing less on plot as he has tended to do most recently and more on the guys themselves. The scenes are choppy, do not always follow typical porn conventions and swing between very brief and very long. It's Joe Gage doing masterful work and being quite clever.
The name "Jock Park" belongs to the Peaceable Lake Sports Rehabilitation Center, a moniker given to it by the people of a nearby town who see it populated with gorgeous men. Ambling through the woods one day are Bryan Slater and Spike, though not together. Bryan, a bony guy with a beard, takes a piss, and that's Spike's cue to join him. Spike may have aged over the course of his impressively long career, but his dick is still a marvel of gigantic beauty. Bryan's pissing really turns him on, so the two go to a nearby pool where Bryan fucks Spike on his back. Brian is intense, full of quiet unceasing thrust, getting his whole dick deep inside Spike. While Bryan fucks him, Spike jacks off with his one-of-a-kind two-fisted specials that sprays way over his head. Bryan's shot is also pretty good.
All of the men at Jock Park are there for sports injuries, but it's a lucky thing the place employs David Chase, the unseen narrator (in a time machine maneuver courtesy of Joe Gage) tells us. David, stocky and with a beard, has to check in all the new patients. He goes over Chad Brock's body very carefully, touching him, stripping him and even photographing this he-man with a Mohawk. The apparently insatiable Bryan Slater wants in on the action too and takes the camera from David. The three, pull their pants down, but keep their shirts on side by side. They are also joined by Mike Dreyden, a petite hottie in a wrestling singlet. Bryan and Mike have awesome piss arcs. Then they stand around beating off their very hard dicks. This is a very long section, but the four men all seem fine just watching the others. Eventually Chad helps David blast to end the scene.
Mike goes into the forest, still wearing that wrestling one-piece and comes across a man in a flannel shirt and jeans, whose face is never shown. Mike isn't interested in his face anyway, instead reaching for the uncut cock springing out of the jeans. When he sucks it, he does so with a great passion, using his twisting hand and even accepting a face-fuck. Because the other man is not seen, Mike gets to really dazzle here. He's rewarded with a cum shot to the tongue. He laps up every drop.
In a split second, Mike is bent over, now being fucked by David Chase as Chad Brock looks on. In the glistening sun, they all look so ravishing. David is a fairly undemanding top, getting in and out easily enough, but without a whole lot of oomph. Top and bottom don't need a lot of time before cumming.
Down in the basement, Jock Park manager Matthew Ford, bearded and in a suit, gets a new shipment of porn from dealer Colin Steele. As they sit down to watch it, Bryan Slater slips downstairs. This guy just can't get enough! Matthew fingers a boner in his trousers, while goateed Colin does the same in his jeans. Since Bryan was allowed in, why not David Chase too? He's the fourth to grab a chair to watch the straight porn playing on a laptop. Matthew is the first one to yank his cock out, but Colin is right behind him. They jack really to the movie rather than to each other, but when Bryan and David also produce hard dicks, the attention switches more to each other. The camera gives each man long periods of close-up time as each self-pumps. They play with pre-cum as much as they can. Still wearing the top half of his suit, Matthew sits himself on Colin's dick and rides, all back to watching the porn more than each other. Colin fucks so well from below, pushing hard up into loud Matthew. Bryan is the first to cum, either from the porn or from Matthew's bouncing, and the others follow grandly.
You won't be surprised to find Bryan Slater back for the umpteenth time. Now he's reclining on a massage table for a massage, which he finally gets when David Chase puts down his Blackberry (yeah, I don't get that part either). David's massage is wonderfully sexual, almost ticklingly light as opposed to deep and harsh. David pauses to check his phone and then pulls off Bryan's jockstrap to massage his dick. He lovingly toys it into its full massive splendor, stopping only to, you guessed it, look at his phone. David had not thought to use his massage oil, so he drizzles it on Bryan 's dick and keeps going. But, Bryan wants to play too, so he has David take off his pants so he can blow him. David soon fits Bryan with a condom and sits down on Bryan's shaft, facing away. They don't fuck that long before David pulls off to cum on Bryan's abs.
Charlie Shaye and Ty LeBouf are definitely not patients at the rehab center. Charlie is first seen smoking a cigarette, standing ready to take a piss with his brother Ty. Ty, his handsome looks not hidden by a baseball cap, has a lot of pee to let go of. Goateed dark-haired Charlie has some as well. The brothers start staring at each other's growing dicks. Ty is mighty proud of his, understandably. Everything about him oozes sex. They obviously can't fuck each other, so it's lucky they have a Fleshlight. Charlie fits it on Ty's cock and Ty fucks it adorably. It gets him to cum. Charlie shoots a dripping load too. Not until they had both cum did they realize massive Luke Piersol was watching them.
Matthew ambles around the grounds of the center where he will no doubt come across Chad Brock standing up against a tree with Colin Steele blowing him. Colin gives the movie's best sucking, both because he has the best mouth and because he's having the most fun doing it. His deep-throats are amazing. It's filmed from far away and close-up, and both vantage points capture just how damn good he is. As expected, Matthew does find them and beats off, still wearing his suit, of course. He decides to join him and bends Colin over to get at his ass. Colin continues his magical sucking of Chad. Matthew fucks with confidence, having a fairly easy time of it since Colin's ass is so welcoming. Matthew's fuck pushes Colin way down Chad's throat. Matthew fucks Colin rather quickly and then cums on his back, almost falling backward in exhaustion.
Charlie and Ty let Luke join them. This bulky daddy immediately takes charge, asking either if they know what rimming is. They don't, so Luke bends Charlie over to show him. Charlie goes wild for it. He almost looks like it's being done to him for the first time. Of course, Luke is very good poking around Charlie's hairy ass with his tongue, so it's quality on top of a first time experience. Then it's Ty's turn to feel it. He's rolled in half and Luke continues to show off his flapping tongue the camera manages to come in so close it's like being there. Charlie doesn't want to be idle, so he fucks Luke while the latter stays licking at Ty's butthole. It's a pleasant fuck, but not very dynamic at times. There are times when it seems Luke wants to kiss Ty, who is now underneath him, but that doesn't happen. At times, it would be tough, because Charlie has some spastic moments of energy. Ty gets to fuck Luke as well, but for only a moment before Luke cums and then the brothers shoot on him.
DVD features: Chapters; widescreen; trailers ("The Good, The Bad & The Nasty," "DickflixParty," "Dad Takes a Fishing Trip," "Closed Set Oral Report," "Dragon Cumblast," "The Best of Old Reliable, Volume 1," "Jonny's Place," "Big Blue in the Boiler Room," and "Whiplash"); and no regional coding (playable worldwide).
A DVD Review by Brent Blue ( http://www.ManNet.com )
*** Highly Recommended ***