Parker Wright and Dale Cooper are spending a night in a California forest and the fact that Dale is asking Parker if he thinks there is life "out there" isn't as odd a question as one might expect considering the beer and pot, which always make for the heaviest of existential questions. However, something strange definitely happens when Parker goes to pee. A feeling comes over both men that puts them in some sort of trance. Parker, lightly bearded with a chest to match, returns to Dale, overflowing in sexy dark tresses, with his dick still out. Dale's trance guides him to tentatively suck Parker into a full erection and then deep-throats with impeccable skill. What is actually happening to the men is not apparent yet, but whatever it is, the resulting lust certainly is. Parker, always a champion sucker, works hard to slurp down Dale's dick, and we only need remember there is a trance in the plot somewhere because it's best to concentrate on the terrific sex for now. We can rejoin the plot later. Dale, with his lean muscular body twitching, adores Parker's blowjob, but soon they are guided to more. Parker bends over and Dale immediately knows to start rimming his ass. Dale is so good at it, their heat is more intense than the actual fire burning just a few feet away. Dale then fucks Parker, getting in deep and then slicing through his partner with fantastic hip control. The camera is right below Parker's massive balls for much of it. The guys flip, with Parker doing Dale on a picnic table, and it's interesting to note here that actually the guys actually do maintain their zonked characters to enough degree that it shows careful work, but it never threatens to overwhelm the strong sex. As Parker thrusts, he also manipulates Dale's dick, which gives this part of the scene a tension of possible climax at any moment. Dale fucks Parker again, this time with Parker's big boots tossed over his shoulders so he can have easy access in and out of his bottom's hole. Parker cums and then Dale pulls out to do the same. A blinding light is seen and ...
It's daylight when Dale wakes up, flat on the ground and naked but for his shoes. Parker is nowhere to be found and despite Dale's shouts to him, he doesn't appear.
At another campsite in the area, dawn finds shaved-headed Alex Graham (who may right now have the sexiest nipples in porn) standing. Just standing. In the glade. Chris Tyler, with whom he was sharing a tent, wakes up and beckons Alex to return, wondering why Alex is naked. When Chris, a handsome short-haired stunner, falls back asleep, Alex indeed returns to the tent, but only so he can give Chris one hell of a blowjob. Chris' meaty cock is sucked with single-minded devotion by Alex, who works his throat raw diving in to deep-throat it. If he even knows Alex is not quite himself, Chris doesn't complain. Why would anyone being serviced so well? Alex sits on Chris' chest so he can get his own dick sucked and the pleasure is registered all over his round bearded face. Chris, not possessed, just happens to be in remarkable good fettle, having great fun showing off his sucking skills. Alex is a hunky muscle god, and he has a phenomenal ass! Still on Chris' chest, he slides Chris' cock into his butt and rides it back and forth with ease. A man this big shouldn't be so agile, but thank goodness he is! Obviously prepared for a long exciting session, Alex happens to be wearing a condom, so the minute he pulls off Chris, he races to get flat so Chris can mount him and bottom with the same terrific tempo and perfect ability to take all of Alex. All of this, mind you, takes place in a small tent, never the easiest place for sex, let alone make porn! Chris is an awesome bottom and so into bouncing on Alex, you would assume him to be the possessed one. Alex fucks Chris on his back for a generous amount of time until Chris cums and then Alex blasts a whopper of a load not only all over Chris' abs, but the whole tent! The blinding light flashes and ...
Suddenly Jessy Ares is standing in front of the empty tent, noting, "that's weird." Jessy, my selection for perhaps the great deliverer of dialogue working in this medium, calls for help and into the movie swaggers that hard-working ace, Trenton Ducati. Trenton is hardworking, but his character isn't the sharpest. He tells Jessy there's nothing abnormal about an empty tent and that his friends simply went hiking. With the same twinkle used by Miss Marple every time she wanted to politely correct a dim detective, Jessy doubts that theory considering their clothes and hiking boots are in the tent.
No doubt the earth trembled as the outrageously cartoonish Zeb Atlas, and his untold pounds of muscle, came bounding into his tent area, having gone fishing with plucky brunet Jimmy Franz (of course they are going to match unbelievably giant Zeb with the smallest guy in the film, more a reason for his success than anything he does sexually). Zeb sends Jimmy off to shower first, saying he'll wait in the tent. So, the adorably scrappy Jimmy, moderately hairy and with a great ass, lathers himself up while Zeb goes down for a nap. Jimmy has a crush on Zeb, so his cock grows along with his smile as he replays their day together.
Zeb awakes with a startle, obviously possessed, and heads over to the shower where Jimmy is wishing for just this sort of moment. Jimmy sucks this not-so-incredible hulk, stealing the scene immediately, a special talent of his anyway, but here almost insultingly easy for him. Jimmy deep-throats Zeb with insane ease, but is such a great performer he knows enough to make it look more difficult. We know from the onset that Zeb is certainly never going to do anything with his mouth (he kisses Jimmy a bit, which is surprising), but that's okay, because when he turns Jimmy around to fuck him, he happens to be playing with a power bottom extraordinaire. This means he can blast into Jimmy with all the combined power of the supplements it took to construct his outsized frame and Jimmy will be able to take it with style and talent. The shower stall and Zeb's body make a dynamic fuck seemingly impossible, but that would be underestimating Jimmy, whose facial reactions alone make him the centerpiece of the scene. Jimmy shines even further when he rides Zeb. He certainly doesn't need Zeb pulling him up and down, which is proven moments into the new position when Zeb reclines and lets Jimmy and his fan-fucking-tastic hole take over completely. An obligatory, though not exactly sexy missionary fuck (Zeb fucks with his chest, which looks more like a heart attack in motion than a top), is short, giving Jimmy just enough chance to cum on his fuzzy abs before Zeb pulls out to add more to Jimmy's body.
No light flashes, but the coda to their scene is even more bizarre. Jimmy, still grinning broadly, goes into the tent and cuddles up to Zeb, who wakes up and angrily asks Jimmy what he's doing. He doesn't seem to remember his possession (and, to be fair, it was really a much more pleasurable time for Jimmy, but that's beside the point).
Meanwhile, a very confused and scared Dale shows up at the ranger station to tell Trenton he thinks Parker might have been abducted.
Ranger Trenton has no way of knowing that even his posse is not exempt from the strange goings-on in the woods. Ranger Cal Skye and Ranger Tom Wolfe are supposed to be making their rounds, but Tom, masculine and rugged, is asleep in the truck when Cal can't help but walk over and dig for the boner waiting in Tom's pants. And that is completely understandable because Tom is packing a hefty piece that is incredibly suckable. Cal gulps it to the base with obvious pride at the moans he's causing Tom to make. Cal's blowjob is given a lot of time to unravel and it deserves every second of it. But, since brunet Cal also owns a wonderfully beautiful dick himself, it's only fair that Tom go as wild for it as Cal did for Tom's. The thickness maybe seem tough, but Tom has it mastered very quickly. Tom seems to particularly enjoy gagging himself on Cal's size. On the back of the truck, Cal surrenders his ass to Tom's potent attentions. With a little spit and a lot of desire, Tom rims the heck out of Cal, whose wide-open hole definitely has a "fuck me" honing signal. When Tom inserts his dick, it's Cal who furiously backs up on the full length of it, leading the charge backwards for so long that he overcomes any friction Tom's hard cock offers and this is the smoothest fuck so far. Tom certainly cannot be accused of laziness. With a sublime hairy chest, he's every bit as horny for this fuck as Cal. He proves it with a big blasting series of in-and-out thrusts that keep Cal totally enamored. Once Cal shoots, then it's Tom's turn and we have another flash.
Dashing Ranger Trenton is now officially worried. He hasn't heard from Cal and Tom, none of the high-tech radios work, people are worried. He instructs Charlie Harding to track down Cal and Tom, but he doesn't even spot their truck until darkness has set in. And, uh-oh, neither Cal nor Tom are anywhere to be found.
Having worked at solving this mystery all day, Trenton has certainly earned a rest and the viewers of "The Woods" have certainly spent more than enough time seeing him clothed! Down to his boxers, his hard muscles and his tattoos, Trenton finally falls asleep, and that's when he personally becomes the next victim of the weirdness.
Okay, let's not really label Tomas Brand as weird, since he does show up in the story bathed in dark lighting, completely naked and hard. It's what happens next that is so mind-blowing. Porn has never exactly been on the front lines of special effects (if you can remember the dozens of movies in the 80s where some geek was turned into a hunk simply by a rumbled drag queen and puff of cigarette smoke, you know what I mean), but right there, in front of our eyes, Trenton levitates off the bed! He then undergoes that possession thing and Tomas climbs over to our slumbering he-man.
There have been so many great scenes so far, but this one tops them all. It's not just the moody, the music, the lighting or the situation, it's the men. There's a reason Trenton Ducati seems to make 10 (worthy) movies a week, and it's because it's a great performer. At first, though, he doesn't have to do a thing. Drop-dead gorgeous Tomas is so dedicated to sucking Trenton's beautiful cock that all Trenton has to do is writhe in pleasure. Tomas gives him plenty of reason to do so, using his corkscrewing hand and eager mouth to work the hefty meat from its tip to its balls. Sensing exactly what Tomas wants, Trenton pins his own legs behind his ears and offers up his ass to the potentially otherworldly being. Tomas's bearded face and probing tongue deliver a flawless rimjob, and watch Trenton's face as he gets it. For the most part, his eyes are closed, but you can see the pleasure registering all over his body. He puts on quite a show for Tomas by fingering himself, but Tomas is of course already hooked. After all the riming and fingering have turned Trenton's ass into a gaping ready chasm, the fuck will have to wait. Tomas stands on the bed and has Trenton suck him. Now Trenton gets to roar into action, giving his all to Tomas' thick cock. He's more than capable of deep-throating it, which is no easy task. It takes a lot of spit and a lot of talent, two things Trenton has in abundance. Tomas returns to Trenton's massively muscled rump with his face and fingers before finally fucking it. These two have wanted this the whole time and they do not disappoint. Tomas is solid, strong and pushy, with Trenton able to take anything Tomas gives him. This is a big-boy fuck, muscles gleaming, asscheek waiting to be parted and hole loving an ever-strengthening invasion. Tomas rams at Trenton hard, but that's no problem for the beloved bottom, whose beefy strong frame allow for a lot of absorption. Trenton then rides Tomas, his own cock swinging wildly as he both bounces and gets plowed from below. Just when humans would be running out of steam, we should be thankful for porn stars, because they only gather more of it. Their third position, Trenton on his back, is the real sweat-builder and Tomas is at his most insane, right through Trenton's cum-shot and onto his own, which surprises even his partner with its volume.
DVD features: Chapters; widescreen; trailers ("The Woods: Part Two," "To The Last Man," "The Visitor," "Suited for Sex," "Pure Sex," "In Yer Face," "Fucked Up," "Fucked Down," "Built Tough" and "Alone on the Range"); and no regional coding (playable worldwide).
A DVD Review by Brent Blue ( http://mannet.com )
*** Highly, Highly Recommended ***