"Showoffs" is a sweet set of solos and simple two-ways with ever-perky Eastern European guys, hearkening back to the heyday of that gay porn sub-genre, where directors are virtually nameless, performers are genial and scenery is lush. They are all great to look at and if the solos are more engaging than the sex scenes, the latter are still fun. It's also a bonanza for feet lovers.
Casey is delicious even with clothes on. A big smile, youthful demeanor and nice tight body prove that. First to come off are the shoes, which Casey enjoys sniffing, then the socks, so he can massage his feet in full view of the camera and then the all-important shirt. Casey is a showoff in the best sense of the word: he loves making the camera love him. Licking his biceps is proof of that. Oddly, he takes off his shorts, only to put on another pair. These provide easier access to his cock, which he grabs by the foreskin and works into a good hardon. This well-tanned cutesy Eastern European kid pumps his dick with one hand and touches his chest with the other. He does give us a view from behind, showing off tight clenched cheeks. He works his cock furiously, at times almost despairingly, but eventually he has a giant spray that reaches to his chin and cascades all over his hairless torso.
Round-faced blond Kris Van Alstein is comfortably sitting hand in hand with hunky muscular Billy Cole. Kris compliments Billy on deer antlers, apparently the result of a successful hunting expedition, but is far more interested in the dildo on the same table. Billy has Kris suck the dildo first and then they make out. Kris blows Billy, who has a plentiful piece, and then licks Billy's toes. Billy's foot is used to help harden Kris' cock, but it's Billy's mouth that really achieves that goal. The boys don't forget the dildo, using that for sucking, but it comes in handier when Kris shows Billy his ass. The dildo goes in slowly, though Billy could probably push Kris' hole harder. It gets depth, but not much else. Again, why use a toy when there is a human around? Thus, Billy replaces the dildo with his dick. This is better. Kris is tight, but Billy manages to get most of the way in. Two fucking positions pass quickly so Billy can jack off his bottom to a fun cum-shot and then continue fucking until he's ready, dripping it right onto Kris' face.
Chris Hollander is a cute blond twink with a rock solid body. His upper body is delicious and he knows it. His solo takes place by a lake, picturesque and relaxing. He sniffs his shoes and plays with his feet, leaving on only his jeans. That gives us a bit more time to drool over his lean chiseled frame. We see his butt first as he replaces his pants with a swimsuit, heads over to a rock at the water's edge and then finally whips out his cock. From the onset, he goes for a fast pace, able to work his dick in one hand and play around his body with the other. He teases at his hole, touching it, but never actually inserting a finger. His cock is truly impressive, straight and big. With the water lapping around his rock, Chris finally shoots, massaging the cum into his chest.
Billy Cole returns for more one-on-one action, this time with Adam Soulska. Like Billy, Adam is a tight-bodied tall brunet. He seems nervous at first, though being with Billy should be very calming. Billy gives Adam's body nice attention. Adam has a phenomenally worked-out set of abs and a boner so massive, it can't easily be sucked. Billy instead focuses on the head. Adam gets time to blow Billy, though tentatively, only showing flashes of trying anything more difficult. After Billy sucks Adam again, he rolls his partner up and fucks him. Why Adam is still wearing a shirt when he could be showing off (as per the title) a sublime upper body, I have no idea. The fucking is genial and Billy keeps Adam's dick in his hand while thrusting into his hairy ass. After doing Adam in a chair, Billy has him flip over onto all-fours for more and this turns out to be the more exciting position. Billy has a lot of cum to shoot, and some of it ends up on Adam's tank top. The notion of body appreciation is strangely absent from this scene. Not only does Adam keep his shirt on, but only at the very end do we see that his ass is just as wonderfully muscled as the rest of him. Personally, I think Adam is the sexiest performer in this movie, at least what I saw of him.
The final scene is a solo for Josh Rhodes. Josh is a beefier specimen than the other guys we've seen. He sports a fauxhawk and rushes off to play with his feet while the camera watches from above. Off with the pants, on with the swimsuit, as usual, but this time, it's a snug bikini bottom cut. This would have been a good idea for the other two solos, but Josh, though totally delicious, is not the ideal model for this style. After some stretching and teasing, Josh finally shows his cock, a tasty meaty uncut treat. The camera gets in very close to watch Josh manhandle himself. He has a tough time cumming, but he eventually gets there.
DVD features: Chapters; widescreen; cum-shots chapter; gallery; trailers ("Bum Rush "Estate of Man "Bulge," "Man Hungry;" "Hooked Up," "Bodyguards," "Casting Couch," "Muscle Ridge" and "Off the Hook"); and no regional coding (playable worldwide).
A DVD Review by Brent Blue ( http://ManNet.com )
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