WARNING!
Vince Bandero
Description source: promotional material
In 1993, Catalina Video and director Chi Chi LaRue created a classic tale of vampire lust in The Bite. Return to the realm of thirst quenching sex and spectacular special FX, of sibling rivalry, gold-digging muscle studs, and murderous butlers in the chilling sequel, The Bite 2.
Our tale of terror opens as two couples begin their passionate encounters. Poolside is Jacob Scott as he blows the beefy, uncut Vince Bandero. In a bedroom , Doug Jeffries is about to seduce the butt of bedded Brad Davis. Each pair cums to a thirst quenching finish as vampire badboys Jacob and Doug give their partners the big bite.
Soon the brothers join the rest of the brood for the reading of the family will. When their gold-digging stepfather inherits all the fortunes, the brothers begin to plot to turn fate in their favor.
But in this tale of twists, before the brothers can take action, hunky step-daddy dearest, Rob Steele, is done in by an evil entity just as he brings himself to ecstatic heights all over the family riches.
The club scene is set in a gothic lair of vampire imagery. check out JT Sloan and David Pierre, slobbering on Spike's ten inch vampire slayer on the dance floor. Spike's free flying cumshot is one of the juiciest you'll ever see.
John Sexton, the trusted butler, decides to make sure he's not left out of the fortune - or the fatal fun! He seduces Doug Jeffries and Jacob Scott into his lusty plan. Doug gets fucked by both Jacob and John in this scene and proves that he can be a true cock hungry bottom.
Who better to make a movie about two vampire brothers than Chi Chi LaRue? What sexier pair to play the brothers than Doug Jeffries and Jacob Scott? And could any more fun be had watching the actors in this film as they camp it up with terrific over-the-top performances that would make John Waters proud? I don't think so.
Oh, yeah - the sex is pretty fucking hot, too.
Written by Jeffries, who is proving quite the little author in the porn world, the story introduces vampire brothers Jeffries and Scott, two of the most gorgeous specimens in porn today. At the moment of introduction, we find both in the midst of a sexual encounter: Scott is outside by a hot tub with handsome Vince Bandero, sucking on Bandero's uncut dick, while Jeffries is in a bedroom with his huge prick being swallowed by Asian god Brad Davis. Director LaRue then alternates between each scene. Normally, this ploy doesn't excite me, because, when directors dare to use this device, forcing us to decide which pairing we like best, one of the pairings is usually a flop. However, both scenes are electric. The men devour each other like forbidden fruit. We also get to see the similarities and the differences in the brothers: Both love hot sex, but Jeffries is nasty, rough, a spitter; Scott is more passionate, more sensual. Jeffries fucks the daylights out of Davis, while Scott impales himself on Bandero's rod. And, of course, when they all explode quarts of semen, the brothers' fangs appear, and Davis and Bandero are no more.
We are introduced to Mistress Mona and her gorgeous pet Spike, two more vampires. Mistress Mona tells him about the reading of a mother's will. The will is divided up between Jeffries and Scott, their sister, Janis Jones, the butler, John Sexton (who, it turns out, Jones is shtupping) and their stepfather, beautiful Rob Steele. Steele receives the fortune, because he pleased the mother sexually - the siblings get the shaft because of the grief they caused her. Even Jones, who stayed by her mother's side during the worst, gets shafted. There is a catch, however. No one must contest the will, or it is completely null and void - but if something should happen to one of the recipients, their share would be divided amongst the remaining.
Steele heads to his room, where he admires his beauty and begins to jack off on a bed full of money. He is boyishly handsome, with a fantastic asshole and has a terrific cum shot. However, he doesn't last very long. Immediately after he's cum, Mistress Mona appears and slashes him to death with the coolest Freddy Krueger finger knives.
Her thirst isn't satiated yet, so she and Spike head to a local bar to fill up. A dance begins at the crowded club, and J.T. Sloan and David Pierre head to the dance floor. Mistress Mona points them out to her pet, and Spike heads over to join them. What we then get is a fabulous oral scene with three guys who cannot keep their mouths off of the others. All three have perfect, hard dicks and are consummate performers. One moment that is captured is beautiful ? Spike is straddling Sloan's face as his 10-inch cock points heavenward and Sloan rims the hell out of his hole. Pierre, in the meantime, is choking himself on Sloan's fat, Canadian dick. They end it with fantastic cum shots ? Spike giving us a two-fisted shooter that will have him sweeping awards. Unfortunately for Sloan and Pierre, Spike honors his Mistress and first slashes Pierre to death before burying his teeth into Sloan's neck as bar patrons flee, covered in blood.
The three siblings have weird dreams of the Mistress, and Jones awakens in terror. She awakens the sleeping butler next to her and insists that he kill her brothers. The dream told her that she couldn't do it herself or she would die. Proving his devotion to her and showing some greed for himself, Sexton heads to the brothers' room. He tells Jeffries and Scott that he's on their side and wants to kill Jones with them. He then proceeds to seduce the brothers in another electrifying scene. Lots of kissing and dirty talk by Jeffries as he sucks both Sexton and his brother. Sexton takes on Jeffries' succulent butt before Scott buries his cock deep inside. Jeffries squeals like a stuck pig and then nails his brother the same way. Eventually, Sexton gets to drive his cock deep into Jeffries. After all three shoot, the brothers fall into slumber, Sexton pulls out a stake
To tell you any more would ruin the fun.
The acting ranges from terrific (Scott is very natural and real) to over-the-top (Jeffries is hysterical, Jones is wild-eyed and Mona is deliciously campy) to pretty bad (Sexton shouldn't speak). There is not one soft cock in this film, even while being fucked. The videography is dark and gothic, the editing is taut, and the music is perfect. Jeffries' screenplay has a few flaws but is true camp and a lot of fun to follow. (You'll find yourself rooting for vampires!)
This is one of LaRue's absolute best. She directs with a precision hand and delivers another powerhouse punch-fuck to the world of gay porn. She gets the sex right up in your face and doesn't let go until you're completely dry and then she'll throttle some more out of you!
I'd let any of these vampires suck me dry any day.
- Jeremy Spencer
"I vant to suck your..." There has been a longtime obsession with sex and vampires. From the seductive Dracula films to the erotic Anne Rice novels, something about bloodsuckers turns us on. Catalina first came out with The Bite a couple of years ago. Now they have teamed up once again with Chi Chi LaRue to release The Bite 2 . The light storyline is interesting and easy to follow, but it is the hot sex that makes this one howl. The man action frequently sizzles throughout until it hits a small stumble at the finish line.
Things start off normally enough. Jacob Scott is by the pool, chowing on Vince Bandiero's hard beef stick. In a nearby bedroom, Doug Jeffries is tweaking the butthole of Brad Davis, who looks to be hot and ready. We get nice views of Bandero's uncut wand and of Jeffries' as he stuffs his date's face. Their partners are equally aroused on the oral return. The bald Scott boasts a slightly curved saber, while Davis is at full tilt whether getting rimmed or giving head.
Outdoors, Scott's ass is quite receptive to Bandero's rampaging boner. We get sizzling views of him riding that butt. There is similar hole-surfing action going on in the bedroom. We see it close-up when Jeffries stuff the ass of his ever-aroused partner. This is extremely hot stuff. Both couples manage to stroke out their seeds simultaneously. Suddenly, night descends, and Scott drops an encore wad. Then he and Jeffries grow fangs and drain the blood from the necks of their partners. Is this some sort of new fetish or something?
Soon the stage is set to tell the story of Doug (Jeffries) and Jacob (Scott), who are brothers. They are seen attending the reading of the will of their recently departed mother. Profiles of other characters begin to emerge. Their high strung sister, Janis Jones, is having a love affair with the butler, John Sexton. They have a session that night in bed, but we are spared the explicit details (this is a gay video, after all).
Suave gigolo Rob Steele has literally screwed his way into usurping the family's fortune. The hunk celebrates by having sex with his favorite person - himself. Stroking his bone out of a bathrobe, we get hot solo views. Steele's stiff knob is put right in your face. There are also views of his beefy buns. He pops a big wad while rolling in the money on the bed. Then Steele reaches a bloody demise at the hands - rather, the teeth - of a mysterious character.
As the various siblings plot to find ways to recover their inheritance, a group from the mansion goes to visit a dark, gothic bar. There are several familiar faces in attendance, including our writer pal Mickey Skee (who is coming to Chicago soon!). Chris Green provides the musical entertainment, performing the sultry theme song, The Bite.
At the same time, several studs entertain by putting on a sexy floor show. J.T. Sloan boasts a hot bone as David Pierre munches his meat. Then Spike pulls out his long schlong, enough beef for both of the others to eat. Pierre also pops a nice rod to make the suck circle complete. We get hot blow views and wet rimming footage. As they pop their wads, it takes Spike two fists to drain his hose. Before long, things turn bloody.
As the plot turns, sister Janis dispatches butler/lover John Sexton to seduce her two brothers. Afterwards, he is supposed to end their preternatural lives. He joins them in a bedroom, and things get oral fast. Scott's bone is featured the most, and Jeffries' ass is thoroughly rimmed by the others. The heat picks up when all dicks are exposed. Though Sexton is the purported seducer, he ends up watching from the sidelines as Scott plugs Jeffries' hole (talk about "brotherly love"). They flip-flop, and Jeffries lands on top for a while. Even with the help of a cock ring, Sexton is barely firm enough to do Jeffries, causing the videos low point come at a bad moment. Anyway, all three guys manage to shoot their wads. Then we get a surprise plot twist at the end.
You'll get more than a garlic necklace when you take The Bite 2 . The varied sexy situations deliver the goods. The opening scene alone will give your wrists plenty of exercise. It is too bad that Sexton's bedroom action failed to match the plot at the end. But perhaps he employed a subtle form of method acting ("Could a straight guy really get turned on by doing two brothers...?"). Anyway, pick up this flick when you're in the mood to get chills along with your thrills. It's a bloody good time.
- Hank Ferguson