Greetings, dear subjects! Your devoted emperor has returned to his realm for the edification of the porn-loving public. We would apologize for our absence, but an emperor does as he pleases and makes no apologies. Rest assured, you were never far from our mind.
Offered for your approval (as Rod Serling might say), we have a pseudo-charming tale of heavenly goings-on starring a panoply of circa 1990 superstars. In fact, perhaps Rod Serling should actually be here for this, since it's a little bit Twilight-Zone fantastic. White-suited, ponytailed celestial supervisor Ace Moorcock is training sleek blond Drew Kelly to be a Cupid. Yes, we said a Cupid. As white smoke wafts through the room (with a view of the California hills through the window), Ace informs Drew his duties will be to "give people what they want." How very nice for him.
As an example, Ace magically calls up a scene of dark-haired Tony Angelo and slightly built Rick Coleman in a forest. They seem to have been called there magically by Ace as their brief and inane conversation suggests, but they waste no time getting right down to business -- leaning against the rough bark of a tree, no less. While both are lithe and smooth, it's the bigger Tony who tops (no condoms), making short work of Rick's tight little ass.
"That was an example of a sloppy intervention," Ace explains back at headquarters. "Too many reality discontinuities." Yes, teleportation of lustful boys into a magic forest would indeed qualify in that regard. So Ace illustrates a "limited intervention." What's that? Twinkish Chad Knight and Nathan Rocco making out in a tent. There's some extended sucking, then Chad does the fucking (at this point the production found the budget for condoms) until both shoot reasonably sized loads, leaving a big mess on the tent floor. Too bad Cupid's not trained to clean up -- now, THAT would be useful.
Next up, Ace shows an example of "contrasting mating." What's that? It's matching up slender, twinkish Chad with beefy, fireplug bodybuilder Chance Caldwell. This is the best scene, as the two make out extensively and Chad really seems to be into Chance's body. Chance is really in his prime here. He retains his nicely furry legs and ass, which look good as he pounds Chad doggy-style in a cheap-looking bedroom. There are plenty of good shots of his massive body in action, and he even sticks his fingers up his hairy hole at the same time before they both cum.
An "intermediate intervention" is shown next as our cupid-in-training helps dark-haired, fair-skinned Brett Winters (he of the fireplug dick) and handsome tanning-contest-winner Trevor Hansen get together in a bedroom with rustic pine paneling. The decor goes well with Trevor's poofy streaked hair. There's mutual sucking (although hairy, muscular Trevor does most of the work), then Brett sticks his super-thick cock up Trevor's butt missionary. Trevor seems lost in ecstasy as he works his own sizeable schlong while Brett thrusts away. His muscled, tan, hairy physique looks quite appealing with his legs in the air and the two soon cum.
Drew has been eagerly watching and evidently has now finished the cupid-training-short-course, since he is sent to help out bodybuilder Thom Payne and big-dicked twink Sean Carrerra. His technique may need a little work; he literally shoves Sean onto Thom to get things rolling, then sits back and masturbates while he watches. This is a very youthful Thom; he looks quite ripe and luscious. Soon enough Drew is drawn directly into the action, although there's no explanation of how or why he's suddenly visible to the mere mortals he's helping. The three trade off making out and sucking each other on a couch until Sean shows interest in Thom's bubble-butt and inserts his big one with ease. (You know, if Cupid REALLY wants to help, he'll bring along lube.) There's not too much fucking before everyone cums. Immediately afterwards, Drew vanishes. (In this regard he's no different than the average mortal man.) He's recalled to Cupid School for a scolding for this "unauthorized materialization." Drew is punished by being sent back to earth as a mortal -- he doesn't seem too upset by it, as his fist-pump would signify.
All in all it's sort of cute with a nice variety of guys and decent action (although some of the hardons are a little limp).
DVD features: Chapter; trailers ("Tease Me," "Size Talks," "Bare Tales" and "Raising Hell"); and no regional coding (playable worldwide).
A DVD Review by The Porn Emperor