WARNING!
Distributor | Released | Length |
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Palm Drive Video | 1998 | 60 |
Description source: promotional material
DRUMMER #22's story "CIGAR SARGE" CUMS AT YOU AT LAST ONSCREEN! This SOLDIER OF FORTUNE, a TERRORIST in his CAMOUFLAGE FETISH GEAR, ROPE IN HAND, squats in his tent, BEARDED LIKE CASTRO (THE ONE WHO--you know, doood?--like GETS HIS HAVANAS IN HAVANA!), SMOKING HIS BIG MADURO CIGAR, telling you, EYE-TO-EYE, UP CLOSE AND PERSONAL about his SEXY MILITARY CONQUESTS. VERY NASTY/GRAPHIC TALK, TO YOU, BOOTLIPS! Sarge is HANDSOME, BEARDED, INTENSE, BROODING, AND MEAN! HE CREAMS HIS "OOZIE"! SO! OPEN YOUR MOUTH FOR "INCOMING," ASSHOLE! SARGE WILL SEE YOU IN C-U-B-A! "Saigon," he says, "El Salvador. Grenada...AND YOU!!!" WHAT A GUY! In the (gulp!) 2nd half, JOIN CIGAR SARGE IN THE CAB OF HIS TRUCK, sucking'n'puffing his GIGANTES, sitting in FULL-DRESS UNIFORM, CRANKING HIS MILITARY MEAT, TALKING TRASH, BANGING HIS ROD ON THE STEERING WHEEL, KNOCKING OFF LOAD #2. If you want to be all you can be, LIGHT THIS FELLA'S PANATELLA!