Journey Down the 101 isn't what you'd expect. You're probably thinking of road trips, hot sex on the side of the road with lusty hitchhikers that look like Brad Pitt in Thelma & Louise, right? Instead, its four monotonous and lifeless scenes that take place somewhere in the proximity of Highway 101. (FYI, Highway 101 runs through Los Angeles and up the coast of California.) Don't get me wrong. The men are sexy and well-hung, but the sex is mechanical.
The first scene has two men talking along the beach. They head over to a motel, where they exchange some excellent blow jobs but a lackluster fuck. Next is what I was hoping was going to be my hitchhiker fantasy come to life, minus Brad Pitt, of course. Instead, the driver and the hitchhiker lower the camper on the truck and begin to get it on there. Unfortunately, one of the men isn't hard, so this scene quickly turned into my soft-serve nightmare. This is followed by two men meeting outside of a store and another pair by a motel.
The lack of heat, passion, chemistry, whatever it is that makes okay sex good, if not great, is what this video is really missing. And maybe some Viagra. There is also an overbearing music track that prevents the dialogue from being heard. Like I said, the men are hot and hung, but you could probably do better.
- Ricki Martinez