Frankly, I'm surprised we've never previously seen a military video called "Erection Inspection" (2001). What a logical title! Director Blade Thompson takes it literally here, using a script that is all about a commander who prepares his guys for just what it says. And, the dicks all seem to pass muster. Along the way, Thompson finds a most agreeable star-worthy player named Gus Avery who takes control of the whole video.
Gus is in charge here, so he calls Normann Corvette to his office to describe this erection inspection. Gus is a short lean hairy guy with a very natural looking face and a few revealing tattoos. Normann, on the other hand, is classic clear-skinned twink material, very handsome. Gus blows Normann's dick and eventually the one being sucked grows to a fine curved length, but it's Gus who impresses, choking himself nicely on the dick, delighting himself with the copious flap on Normann's dick. Normann is made to stare straight ahead the whole time, so he doesn't look down to enjoy his blowjob, and this unfortunately translates to him giving a rather tame blowjob. It's a shame, because Gus' upward-inching dick deserves more. So, Gus goes to fuck the lad, and Normann truly has a pluggable cute ass. Gus is calm and gentle, though obviously determined in the face of a frightened bottom. But, surprisingly, Normann looks like he's been opened wide before and Gus has a few moments to take advantage.
Mitch and Michael Thomas Scott are young and rested in their tent when they begin to discuss their impending erection inspection. Michael, a tall lanky blond, is the first to expose his cock, and Mitch has the Gus role in this scene, that of the more excited player. Mitch is an eager deep-throater, opening wide and swinging his head around the dick. Michael goes to blow, but he keeps his hand in the way of doing much more than a head-job, though Mitch thrusts at him very helpfully. They do eventually take their clothing off for the fucking, with Mitch taking on the topping chores. After fingering Michael a tad, he actually works very hard and comes off as a dependable top. Mitch also does a more convincing acting job, and some nice close-up shots help the scene work better.
Other than the color of his hair, the name "Sven" perfectly captures everything the next performer is, everything Nordic you can imagine. He's cleaning the bathroom with his mop of hair flopping when Gus comes in to redeliver the schpiel about the inspection. Through a pair of loose boxers, Sven reveals a flaccid but long dick that Gus works customarily hard to make hard. Of course Gus is wonderful, but mirror shots catch Sven looking at himself rather than the action below. But, it should be said that there is a reason Gus was chosen as the only performer to appear twice in this video, and his ravaging suck here on another quiet partner earns him tons of points. Gus eats ass briefly before this time playing bottom for Sven, who has a magnificent butt full of clenching muscles. Gus is an active participating bottom, but Sven has little energy by this point in the scene. The scene switches briefly to some missionary-style before Gus cums. However, after that shot comes the one from Sven, and it's excellent, looking great on Gus' hairy chest.
The last scene pairs two guys who could easily be identical twins. Ricki Torres and Eddie Gomez are slight Latinos with shaved heads and matching starter 'staches. Ricki does the first sucking, and he's quite an unexpected gobbler, lighting up a sleepy video single-handedly. But, don't count Eddie out. He moans hotly and accepts his blow in the excited spirit it's given. He then repays the kindness, but Ricki's dick is no laughing matter. It's as thick as anyone out there and when it grows to full size, it's way too big for Eddie, though that doesn't stop him from trying very hard. The majority of this blowjob, and the beginning of the fuck, are done in slow motion, which goes on a little too long. Naturally, the huge cock of Ricki does the fucking, but in another welcome twist, Eddie has quite an ass. He's able to swallow all the dick, and some sublime camera shots show just how wide his ass is being pulled. There is a collective oomph to these guys that makes it a wise choice to end with them.
DVD features: Chapters; no regional coding (playable worldwide).
A DVD Review by Brent Blue