This video made me feel really butch. I'm not sure why. It could have been the fact that I understood some of the car references, or maybe it was the mechanics groping those really big hoses. Either way, I got off on it, and I felt really manly doing it.
This Czech video is about random men bringing their cars to the mechanics and receiving services I never even knew they offered. The story is light and fluffy, and they have cool pick-up lines like, "Hello mechanic, come to me." And like that, they get an ass reaming and their car gets fixed. The first couple of sex scenes start off okay, with a suck and fuck here and there, but the oral sex in the beginning is pretty bad. Someone needs to tell these boys that in order to give head, you have to put the cock in your mouth. Luckily, it gets better towards the end.
Which brings me to the fourth scene. It has a blow job that made me want to go to the Czech Republic just so that I could hunt down Jiri or Ladislav, who-ever it was, so that I could stick my dick in his mouth. He carefully sucks it, licks it and works it in and out of his warm mouth with his precious pink tongue. He could give lessons on it and should have taught the cast before taping. Afterwards, he delivers a good rim job, and they move on to some average fucking.
The last scene is probably the best one, at least sex wise. In it one of the mechanics hooks up with a cute queeny guy. The attraction is clear, and once they go for it, sparks fly and so do their clothes. They suck face a little, then the queeny guy drops to his knees and delivers yet another mind-blowing blow job that had me searching for my passport all night long. Afterwards, he gets his blow job, which didn't come close to the one he gave, which really sucks for him, no pun intended. The best is when the queen hops on his lap and rides his cock, bouncing up and down on it. Not too long after that, the mechanic quickly pulls out and shoots his love juice all over the queen's swollen hole.
Aside from the on-again, off-again heat, this video also has some technical problems. For instance, the outdated techno music blares throughout, covering up all of the dialogue and moaning. Luckily, it's all subtitled, but the music does get to be too much to listen to. The production quality is okay, so expect to see the occasional blurry image or fuzzy picture. Besides that, this tape isn't bad. It has its moments, and the Czech boys are pretty cute and, of course, uncut.
- Ricki Martinez
"Czech Your Oil" (2001), from Alex Schnegr's factory of Czech sexual fantasies, is mostly cookie-cutter stuff. It's about the sexual situations mechanics, salesmen and customers find themselves in at a car dealership in Prague.
There are the usual couplings resulting from serendipitous meetings, but there is one major advantage that lifts this to the "let's see" stage: The first two encounters feature Michal Gola, who made his first appearance in Schnegr's "On the Run" in the last scene where he displayed some real talent for all-around sexual gratification. He has subsequently been featured on William Higgins' EuroMilitary ( http://EuroMilitary.com ) site in a variety of situations. He's short, compact without being pumped, has great nipples, a lovely shock of brown hair, exotic eyes and a wicked smile. He is a cross between the archetypical yuppie-Wall-Street-creep-with-a-bit-of-James-Dean. In other words, absolutely irresistible. He also has a dick out of proportion with his body size, and he manages to seize the situation better than most of his countrymen I've seen.
He starts off the movie by picking up young hitchhiker Pavel Ondek, who reveals during some inane come-on conversational banter that he is a professional escort. (As usual, the English subtitles are unintentionally hilarious.) Michal likes to hear this, and drives off the road to a rest stop where Pavel goes down on Michal's dong. There is some nice camerawork here, including double side-view mirror shots, but mid-suck Michal's carphone rings. It's the car dealership reminding him of his appointment. Michal and Pavel agree they should spend the night together, after they stop off to get Michal's car serviced.
Of course, once there, they are serviced by mechanic Milan Lukes, a raven-haired beauty who does little except to be the object of Michal and Pavel's intentions, before both Milan and Michal get down to fucking Pavel on the hood of Michal's car. It's a relatively mild three-way, but the good thing is that it shows that Michal has major potential here -- he could become a big star if handled better.
The rest involves a variety of tepid encounters at the dealership, including the finale in which the usually dependable bundle of energy, Ivan Plop, is porked by Roman Senko. Like the rest of the scenes in this flick, it's perfunctory, and brought down a notch by the incessant club techno soundtrack. However, when you rewind and watch Michal again, you might find the whole thing worthwhile.
DVD features: Chapters; auto-start and auto-repeat; no regional coding (playable worldwide).
A DVD Review by Bo Champion