WARNING!
Tadeusz (Tesar)
Jaren
Distributor | Released | Length |
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Euros Films | 2004 | 85 |
There are studs aplenty in "Czeski Friends," a gorgeous pastoral series of vignettes that occur in lush country settings overwhelmed only by the stunning models who romp through them. The stories are cast with big muscular guys, smaller lean ones, brunets and blonds, but they are all young, fresh and raring to go. The sex is so amiable and so willing to please. Smiles abound on the guys and none of this looks remotely like work for any of these European hunks.
The first scene is "Going Boating" and shows the absolutely adorable blond Jaren hauling a canoe to the water with boyish brunet Viktor. They are naked as they do this, which is delightful, but then they put on shorts to actually do the boating. No matter, after their sinewy muscles get a workout oaring, they give the rest of their bodies time to catch up. They kiss first, and then Jaren hauls out the astoundingly big cock on Viktor and sucks it with a nice eager sense of fun. A convenient blanket on the beach allows them to 69, with Viktor also probing Jaren's ass with a finger. Jaren sits on Viktor to ride with spunk. This dick is no piece of cake, but Jaren is more than ready. Viktor takes his bottom on his knees with even more of the cock fitting inside Jaren's ass. They sit together and kiss when it's cum time. Jaren has a gigantic shot that goes all the way up to his own face!
Next up is "Lost in the Woods." The woods are mighty picturesque, and tall amply muscled Selden adds to the general beauty around him, though he's not sure where he is. It's lucky that he happens upon the chiseled super hunky blond Roland, the kind of prince you hope an enchanted forest will produce. With his shirt already open, Roland doesn't take long to flirt his way to Selden's mouth for some tongue-flick kissing. Finding a convenient rock, the two can finally enjoy each other fully. With big smiles, they touch and coo over each other, with Roland clearly the darling of the shoot. His body and ass are sumptuously shot at all times. He leans up against a tree to get his powerful long cock blown by talented Selden. Selden doesn't even need a command from Roland to throw down a towel and fall to all-fours so Roland can blast into his ass with a strong fuck worthy of his extra buff body. Selden has the perfect amount of tightness to make Roland work hard and the chemistry between the two remains light and friendly throughout. A sideways fuck looks uncomfortable for them but translates very well onscreen through Roland's incessant fast-paced jabs. Selden then takes it standing up before Roland slaps a load on his butt. Selden has a juicy explosion with Roland cutely nibbling at his ear.
Things are scorching after two scenes, so it cools off "By the Lake." Here we find strapping brunet Tadeusz, with his round youthful face, sleeping in the arms of blondish Ollie, a manly specimen with a great smile. There's a high degree of sensual passion here as they lazily touch each other so lovingly. Tadeusz pulls out an apple and manages to be very sexy eating it. Ollie follows suit and then rubs the apple around his partner's sublime ass. That's making a tasty treat even sweeter. Tadeusz then teases Ollie by running off around the lake, finally caught by his beau for some make out time. Ollie sits on Tadeusz's chest so he can feed him his big cock orally. When Ollie takes over the work, things improve wonderfully. He's very eager to please, licking his way around the uncut piece and staring up for lots of eye contact approval. Since Tadeusz has one of those asses that demands attention, he parks it on Ollie's face to get a little licking and finger action. Ollie then fucks Tadeusz, the bottom's legs high in the air so his pal can sink into him deeply with very full thrusts. Ollie is a graceful very knowing top and Tadeusz's world-class ass takes the fuck with luscious ease. A doggy fuck is just as successful. My favorite moment finds Tadeusz sideways, leaning on his elbow without a care in the world, Ollie still slamming at him. Tadeusz has the first cum-shot and then Ollie the bigger one.
Four fellows light up the scene called "Honza's New Camera." Honza is a short-haired cute thin lad, and he uses the camera to take pictures of pals Pedro, a long-haired lanky brunet, and Michal, an athletic chap with a smooth ultra-edible body. Honza isn't afraid to pose his friends naked, and they aren't afraid to be posed that way. Honza is also not fearful of making Pedro suck Michal's cock. Pedro does a fine job with the thick uncut dick, especially well shown from underneath and way close up. Something tells me he doesn't need Honza pushing his head into it as he's clearly enjoying himself. Honza, possessing a rock-solid tight body, takes some shots and also some time with Pedro's mouth on his dick. Popular Pedro is passed back and forth, oozing his attentions on both cocks equally. Pedro's tight ass, with hard cheeks daring someone to part them forcefully, is the next object of Honza's camera, and even his fingers. Michal's dick fits much better, so he roars off into a fast furious fuck of Pedro. Into the scene wanders the extravagantly handsome Peter, with yet another body to die for, pumping his cock as he watches the trio. He gets to see Michal plowing hard at Pedro, who sucks Honza without missing a beat. Peter takes no time to cum, and it's sad to say goodbye already to this stunning man. But, there is more fun to be had with Michal fucking Pedro sideways so Honza can cum all over his chest and then Michal all over his butt. Pedro has the third wowing blast in a row.
There's nothing simple about "Country Life." Riko and Pavel, virtual twins in their sharp-featured looks, slim bodies and masses of scraggly hair, seem to be on their way to enjoy a lovely summer day, but they can't keep their hands off each other. Their lovemaking in the lea is interrupted by a move to two bigger buffer woodsman, frequent Czech film dazzler Eric Flower, and his equal in breathtaking brown, Aabeel. Forgetting their tree-cutting, they end up near Riko and Pavel, where they proceed to show off their copious muscles by wrestling heatedly. No mercy is shown as they add sweat to their oily bodies, flexing and preening for the benefit of a close camera. At one point, Eric wanders off to find hairy-chested Riko getting an awesome blowjob from Pavel, returning only to share some water with Aabeel before these two slightly older studs jack off for each other. Eric's curved cock is a natural wonder. Eric cums, trotting off to watch the charismatic Riko fuck Pavel with solid confidence. Riko's hip-grinding is the real heat of the scene, and his playful full in-and-out thrusts show just some of his powerhouse talents. Eric joins them and Riko sucks his difficult cock without losing rhythm in Pavel's ass. Eric relaxes on the ground while Pavel rides his cock with mighty intention, keeping Riko's dick in his mouth until Riko is ready to shoot on Pavel's chest. Pavel is next and Eric gets off another impressive load.
Rustic charms and randy guys make "Czeski Friends" a breezy delightful flick with crisp editing to keep the scenes hopping full tilt. Each scene has the same low-key mood to it, inevitably (and thankfully) shattered by piping-hot sex once things get rolling. It says this was filmed in Poland and the Czech and Slova Republics, but location makes no difference. Sizzling men are sizzling men -- and Eastern Europe sure knows how to breed 'em.
DVD features: Chapters; behind-the-scenes footage (starting with the models trying their best in English, and then going on to explain their roles in their native languages); and playable worldwide (no regional coding).
A DVD Review by Brent Blue
Phil St. John is the latest American director to make his way across The Big Pond to work his magic with the never-ending crop of Eastern European boy-man beauties. The result, Czeski Friends, for Euros Films, is a charming loop film, each episode of which is performed by two or more uncut, unspoiled hunks against a pastoral setting that only enhances the timeless, primal action unfolding before it.
St. John's reputation has been built on such down-and-dirty street-kid titles as Taggers and Double Delights, but the change of venue (or perhaps the influence of his codirector, Vlad De Cull) has momentarily obliterated the raunchy urban grit. Here, in five idyllic sequences, 14 fresh-faced, clean-cut youths (all billed only under their Christian names) yield innocently to their hormones, as if male-male sex were the most inevitable thing in the world -- what Irving Berlin once called "doin' what comes naturally."
The first vignette, entitled "Going Boating," features a classic blond-brunet coupling. It opens as a pair of naturally muscular buddies (respectively, Jeren and Viktor), as uninhibitedly naked as Adam and Eve, carry a canoe through a verdant, Eden-like forest to a picture-perfect lake. They paddle around a bit, then return shoreside to fall into each other's arms and trade tongue-kisses in the golden afternoon sunlight.
Using a vivid series of tight close-ups, St. John and DeCull trace the mounting sexual heat with great intimacy. Against a vibrant blue sky, Jeren slathers his way down Viktor's lean torso to suck his waiting erection, and as the lush musical soundtrack soars, they glide into a cozy 69. In this position, Viktor begins exploring Jeren's ass, and in no time, the blond has climbed aboard the brunet's airborne erection for a gleeful lap fuck. Next, they shift to doggie position and finally flop down against the canoe to bring themselves off. Viktor drops pearls of cum all over his pubes, and Jeren sprays his own chest with a series of mini-geysers before they snuggle into a post-coital kiss.
"Lost in the Woods" is the title of the next piece, and it is the best loop of the film, largely because of the presence of a handsome, effortlessly butch backpacker (Selden) who loses his way in a Hansel-and-Gretel-like forest and the short, musclebound blond (Roland), who finds him. Knowing smiles lead to kissing, caressing each other's musculature and holding hands as they wend their way out of the woods. But first, they stop to make love. Selden sprawls against a big bolder, and Roland, still fully clothed, mounts him for a rash of heated kissing. Soon each has dropped his trousers, and the eager-to-please Selden kneels to service his benefactor. He is an instinctual cocksucker.
Although Roland turns out to be the top man, it is Selden who is the aggressor, the one who drives the scene. Before long, he has pulled a blanket from his backpack and dropped onto it on all fours, his inviting butt in the air begging for penetration. (And that is a sight to behold!) Roland, of course, obliges and plows into him. To a litany of "Yah-yahs" from the alluring power bottom, they shift into scissors position and then to doggie style against a tree, kissing all the while. Both detonate notable ejaculations before the scene ends with Selden murmuring, "Super." And indeed it is.
The third sequence, "By the Lake," features a glorious brunet specimen (Tadeusz) and his blond counterpart (Olle), who made such dazzling debuts in Herve Handsome's Med Troopers, as, respectively, Todd Miller and Tad Harrison. The scene, lakeside on a blanket, begins with great promise. Their easy familiarity plays out beautifully as they race through a minor spat and a chase through the tall grass before Tadeusz flops down in surrender and Olle lands atop him for a grinding make-out session. Soon Olle straddles his supine friend and feeds cock to him, and though Tadeusz possesses one of the most protean countenances in film today, here he seems uncharacteristically half-hearted. (He is also plagued by erection maintenance problems.) Furthermore, the versatile talents of Olle are wasted, for here he remains strictly trade. They fuck in two positions (with Tadeusz bottoming) and deliver decent money shots, but the expected magic is muted.
Set in the overgrown weeds outside a deserted farm building, the fourth tale is entitled "Honza's New Camera." It features a tall, lanky blond with perhaps the most perfect natural pecs in Eastern Europe, originally a William Higgins discovery (Honza), a sleek brunet whose hair is gelled to a fare-thee-well (Michal) and a curly haired bottom boy (Pedro). As the title implies, Honza has a new toy, and he quickly finagles the other two into posing for nude photos. You can guess where that leads. The pix get more and more explicit as Honza directs Pedro to suck Michal (whose smile borders perilously close to a smirk, as if he is constantly telling himself, "This is not as good an idea as I thought it would be.").
Unbeknownst to the trio, another striking farm youth (Peter) watches from a distance, stroking his own thick erection. While Honza continues to direct things, Michal is induced to pierce Pedro's bubblebutt as Pedro services the photographer. Though embarrassed by what he is doing, Michal is clearly enjoying the sensations, and the sight sends voyeur Peter over the top with an eight-streamer explosion, the best of the film. Then he leaves as Michal and Pedro shift to a side-saddle fuck on the ground and Honza pounds his load all over them. The other two's money shots are pretty terrific, too.
The finaletto and finale, entitled "Country Life," cross-cuts between a pair of sultry brunet boy friends (top man Riko and bottom boy Pavel, making out in a meadow) and a pair of gym-built muscle gods (blond Eric, usually billed as Eric Flowers, and brunet Aabeel) who are not boy friends, though Flowers clearly would like them to be. First discovered raising quite a sweat sawing down a tree, Eric and Aabeel soon strip buck-naked to finish their task and indulge in a round of innocently homoerotic nude wrestling. When Aabeel shows no signs of responding to Eric's come-on, the blond wanders off and comes upon the first couple reveling in the heat of oral sex. Instantly erect, he seems inspired and heads back, his hard-on preceding him, to Aabeel. Eventually, they do work their way through an energetic jackoff session, though neither ever touches the other.
Unsatisfied, Eric hurries off to further observe Riko and Pavel, now fucking in the tall grass. When he is invited to join them, he does not hesitate, and Rico gives him one helluva blowjob while continuing to fuck. (Riko is an amazing sex machine.) Finally, Eric gets a taste of man-ass when Pedro sits on his upright erection for a blazing lap fuck. His own hard-on weaving like a flagpole in a breeze, Pavel simultaneously gives head to Riko, clearly relishing the multisensationed experience. All remain rockhard from start to finish. Riko, with a mighty roar, comes first; Pavel is next, grinding himself down to Eric's pubes as he sprays off globules of spooge; and finally Eric explodes with a pair of flying streamers into the air before the scene ends with a friendly three-way kiss.
Czeski Friends is an enchanting journey through the forest of guiltless sexual experimentation, and it may well be the best film director St. John has yet made.
- Jerry Douglas