Director Chi Chi LaRue's "Köllide: Director's Cut," beautifully captured by videographers Hue Wilde and Charles Stevens, is an all-sexer that brings together an international cast in action that skates a very thin line between kinky and just plain hot sex, all of it totally involving. Although it is reminiscent of LaRue's "Bolt" in execution and in style, it has a vibe all its own. Set in a rather dismal abandoned electrical plant (that nonetheless provides a perfect metaphor for the action that sparks the scenes), and with the men outfitted in military gear, the macho intensity is palpable throughout, including men like uncut German stud Thom Barron and tattooed hunk Steve Cannon alongside raven-haired Eddie Stone and Cory Koons, who once again turns in the sort of insatiable bottoming performance that had me drooling.
Thom Barron shows up in the very first scene, in heavy cruise mode with fellow Teutonic stud Christoph Scharff as Tristan Bennet's long, heavily hooded dick falls out of his coveralls like a python lazily rousing itself from sleep. Christoph and Thom tease Tristan with a mutual suck-off as Tristan's cock rises to full staff, and as the scene unfolds, these three slowly bring things to the boiling point with mutual sucking and versatile fucks that are astounding. Christoph's puffy, larger-than-life nipples are just ripe as hell, and Thom has never looked better, his golden-bronzed body completely buff and toned. The segment where Christoph reaches over and separates Thom's luscious buttcheeks for a long tongue-fuck by Tristan is a scorcher. Another sequence that had me reaching for the remote was Tristan's pile-drive fuck, shoving his cock so deep into Thom that Thom's erect cock rotates in a hypnotizing circle with each thrust. In the finale, Tristan gets between Thom and Christoph to be anointed by their spunk, which drenches his taut torso muscles, and Tristan then unleashes a spewing wad that drips over his fist as he continues to jerk his cock.
Gorgeous Eddie Stone, gay porn's answer to Angelina Jolie (for his beautiful dick-sucking lips, if nothing else), joins cutie Jan Fischer and Marlon Abdella in a three-way that could pretty much define the term. Marlon looks on enviously as Eddie downs Jan's lengthy meat, stroking his thick piece as he ogles them. Marlon doesn't have to wait long before both Eddie and Jan are working on his cock, bringing him into the action. Marlon's back is strong, providing an inventive prop for Jan as he rests on Marlon, whose on all-fours, giving Eddie the opportunity to sample both studs' bared buttholes at once. The fucking is as superb as it is dizzying, with Jan taking on Marlon and Eddie in turn. The scene ends with all three standing in a row, blasting off three voluminous loads.
In a study in sexual dominance bodybuilder Tim Sims works over his leaner, hugely hung charge, David Parik, with more than a touch of menace. Tim forces David to strip, then shoves his face into his armpit and down on one of his distended, erect nipples (this dude has nipples that look exactly like little dicks with permanent hardons). Tim's cock, when it's unleashed, is a real mouthful (which David finds out in a hurry), but David is no slouch in the endowment area, either, his long, hooked organ ornamented with a large Prince Albert ring. When the action turns to rimming, Tim bends over and bares a brown, hairless hole that David drenches with spit. The remainder of the scene is devoted to a long, hard ride that Tim takes on David's ass. David cums while Tim is still plowing him, and the action is captured in a great camera angle from below. The scene ends with Tim's load streaming out over David's wiry frame.
David is also in the next scene with Johnny Hazzard, Denny Martini and Tony Rangel. Making good use of the metal stairway in the background, the foursome morphs from duo to duo, matching up the studs in every combination imaginable. And in the end a four-way jerk off has each stud on a different step, jerking out successive loads in a cascade of cum-shots. Of all the views included in this interesting grouping, the most entrancing is that of Tony's bubble-butt, his hairless hole bared by Johnny's hands as they spread Tony's ass globes wide apart. Tony's fuckable-looking ass definitely lives up to its promise as the scene progresses and Johnny's cock prongs him hard from behind.
The finale, a formidable orgy scene, is superb. The energetic participants include Cory Koons, Jason Hawke, Steve Cannon, Joshua Adams and Jan Fischer, a fierce mix to be sure. They begin with a mating dance as they encircle each other and size up their intended sexual partner's prowess. Steve goes butt-up almost immediately, getting his hole reamed by Joshua as Jan watches. But most impressive is my man Cory, who sits on big stud Jason's erection and rides it with the kind of élan he's known for. All big hunk Jason has to do is sit back and enjoy Cory's hole as it engulfs his straining dick repeatedly. Later, just before the big climax, there's a tantalizing close-up of Cory's hole, spread wide enough to see the pink inside, and that's pretty much where I lost it. The ending has Cory kneeling and taking all the studs' loads on his face and body.
LaRue, my hat's off to you, for once again delivering a truly enthralling flick.
This fuck flick shows why Chi Chi LaRue has been one of the leading directors in the industry for little more than ten years. Set inside an abandoned plant, the feel of the movie is one of sexually charged isolation, a quiet place where men chance upon each other and have sizzling sex. Thom Barron and tasty Christoph Scharff start it off standing on a staircase, watching Tristan Bennet enjoy a moment alone. While Barron strokes his cock, Scharff decides that he plays better with others and goes down on Barron. There's something about a pretty boy with a big cock in his mouth that makes him look prettier, particularly if it's my cock -- but that's irrelevant.
Scharff scarfs down Barron's meat sucking, and I mean sucking on it in a manner too seldom seen in porn. Far too many performers out there just simply bob up and down, which is not the way to do it, on or off-screen. Scharff and Barron join Bennet and get down to business, all without a word spoken. Scharff's uncut, down-curved meat is made to deep-throat; Barron and Bennet then prove my point. Bennet sucks on Barron a bit while Scharff primes Bennet's hole for Barron's cock. Bennet returns the favor (as would anyone who had just been rimmed by Christoph Scharff) as Scharff suspends himself over Bennet's face. Both guys then fill Bennet at both ends; Barron plows his hole while Scharff shoves his cock down his gullet. The underneath shot of Barron's thick pole disappearing into Bennet's gut is incredible. Scharff is the next to top Barron, who squats on Scharff's cock and rides him while blowing Bennet. Scharff and Barron stand to drop their hot loads on the reclining Bennet.
Jan Fischer, Eddie Stone and Marlon Abdella are hanging out near a stairwell, affecting that oh-so-familiar "cum hither" stance. It works; Fischer and Stone find a secluded room with several broken windowpanes, through which Abdella whips out his cock and watches the action. After Fischer and Stone make out for a bit, Fischer pulls out his cock for Stone. Although the oral sequence between the two are as good as we've seen from these two before, it's the incredibly sexy look that Fischer gives Abdella while Stone blows him that is absolutely smoldering. Fischer even grins a bit, looking from Abdella to Stone and back again. Stone shows off for the Arabic voyeur, slowly taking Fischer's rod while watching Abdella beat his meat. The boys switch, with Fischer blowing Stone while Stone watches Abdella's solo. The two finally take on Abdella, licking and gently sucking the head of Abdella's cock. Fischer then lays on top of Abdella's back for a stacked reaming by Stone. The boys stand up to let Abdella suck on their pricks before Abdella buries the bone in Fischer's ass. Stone decides he'd like a piece of that and tops Fischer while sucking Abdella off. For the climax, all three stand and shoot their goo on the floor.
David Parik is being pursued by the brawny Tim Sims, who finally catches up to him in the basement. Sims "forces" the rather willing Parik into a bit of submissive play replete with body slaps, crotch grinding and spitting. Parik submits and swallows the Teutonic titan down to the ballsack. If German turns you on, you'll like this scene; I have no idea what Sims is saying, but he makes it sound pretty fucking hot. For all I know, he's reciting his grocery list as he forces Parik's head down on his cock. Sims kneels and takes on Parik's Prince Albert, but Sims has more than oral play on his mind as he buries two then three spit-lubed fingers into Parik's pucker. The chemistry between the two is tangible, particularly in the anal scene when Sims reams Parik's ass with his thick cock on the stairs. And that's how Parik cums, shooting his pearly drops as Sims fucks him from behind. Sims decides not to waste his seed and garnishes Parik's ripped stomach with a spattering of sauer kraut.
David Parik then joins up with Denny Martini, Johnny Hazzard and Tony Rangel on the stairwell for some mutual oral fun. Parik pairs up with Martini as the ever-succulent Hazzard takes on Rangel. As Martini suspends himself on the railing of the staircase, Parik wedges himself underneath to eat his ass while Rangel sucks his cock. Typical in group sex, the guys mix it up; Hazzard blows the freshly eaten Martini while Parik busies himself with Rangel. Johnny Hazzard looks just as good fucking as he does getting fucked. In this film, he only tops, and Tony Rangel is the lucky bastard who opens up for Hazzard. Parik shows off his versatility by topping the intoxicating Martini. All four guys line up on the staircase for the moneyshot; Johnny cums first, the Rangel, then Parik and finally Martini
In the Director's Cut version, this next scene is on the second disk. While cruising each other in the boiler room, Steve Cannon, Cory Koons and Jason Hawke happen upon Joshua Adams sticking his tongue down Jan Fischer's throat while Fischer grabs a handful of Adam's goods. All five guys then start pawing each other and make out before, suddenly, Adams and Fischer are naked, chowing down on Cannon's bare hole. Hawke and Koons skip the oral action and go straight for a vigorous butt fucking; Koons braces against a pole while fucking himself backward onto Hawke's cock. The Adams-Cannon-Fischer three-way steams up as Adams drives his cock into Cannon's creamy white ass; this is the most verbal the film gets, which is not surprising, given the typical foul mouths that Adams and Cannon have. Seeing that Cannon is busy with Adams, Fischer decides that Koons needs both holes filled and promptly feeds him his cock. Fischer then tops Koons before all the guys line up around the kneeling Koons and cum.
The sexual encounters of the cast are reminiscent of bathhouse encounters: Rarely spoken invitations, murmured approval, deep breathing and mild commands. However, the potential of the final group scene disappears with virtually nonexistent cumshots from almost all of the performers. Other than that, this flick is a cock-grabbing pleasure to behold. For enthusiasts of Chi Chi's work you will not be disappointed; this one is a keeper. The first DVD includes extras like chapter section and pop-shot-on-demand; the second has a behind-the-scenes photo gallery, movie trailers, a PSA from Ms. LaRue and a DVD-Rom Feature.
- Jack Moore