WARNING!
Julian (Rivers)
Voodoo
Distributor | Released | Length |
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Rascal Video | 2004 | 145 |
Description source: promotional material
8 Studs from the World of Straight Porn PULL IT...OUT! Only Award Winning Director Chi Chi LaRue Could Convince These Beautiful Men to Strip, Stroke and Shoot for Their Fans on the Other Side of the Fence!
Director Chi Chi LaRue's reputation as the No. 1 rule-breaker in the porn industry gets another boost with "Str8 Shots," featuring straight porn studs. And the great thing is, they are all such good sports about it. Each segment is introduced by Nicole Sheridan, who right off the bat says: "Bigger is not always better." (All together now: Whut-evah, girlfriend!) Ironically, this intro is for Julian, who is not a stranger to gay porn, and whose uncut slab-o-beef is legendarily huge. Julian, who has acquired some interesting new tatts since the last time I saw him, works his cock while using a motorcycle for a prop. He begins wearing a leather motorcycle jacket and very faded jeans, which show off his bulge nicely as he strokes it through the denim, and later, his white briefs. One thing that always impresses me about Julian is how fucking hard his cock gets. Here, he smacks it around, strokes it lovingly, and sometimes, it's just standing straight up in the air without him even touching it, and through it all, that huge cock just stays rock-hard. Julian is not one of those well-hung guys who need a cockring to keep it up. Of all the strokes Julian shows off, though, the most impressive is when he reclines and uses both hands to hold his dick (and there's still some left over) as he thrusts his hips upward, fucking his own hands. His cum-shot is massive, leaving big globs of white stuff all over his hairless and tattooed torso and stomach. Blond, buff Mario Rossi is up next, and in her intro Nicole says that some guys jack off in a way that makes you just want to lick them -- well, amen to that, honey. Mario's tight muscles and fat, uncut meat look tasty as hell. Mario spreads his legs wide and jerks his cock, with Chi Chi's lens going for a tight shot of his dick, balls and exposed ass. What makes it even more appealing is that Mario is perched on a mirrored floor, giving us a prime view of his equipment from two different angles at the same time. Mario has two cum-shots, soft of. The first one is a small one, only a few drops emerge from his cock, so maybe it's only pre-cum -- but the finale is a huge gusher that drenches the mirrored floor below Mario. Voodoo goes Mario one better by giving us some prime viewing of his ass. Voodoo has intense and sexy eyes, a very long uncut cock, and a tight body. He wears white boxers and a white shirt that are drenched with the spray from a shower, making them pretty much transparent. Voodoo seems to know his audience, and the way this stud shows off his butt and hole is tantalizing. Water sprays over his body throughout the scene, and then he wets down his body with a creamy load at the end. The scene ends with Voodoo slowly rinsing off the load, and flashing a dynamite smile for the camera. Macho stud Pascal St. James is like the high school coach that you always fantasized about: muscled, masculine and handsome in a strong, silent kind of way. Using his own saliva for lube, Pascal works his dick, which has a nice upward curve, to a full and impressive erection. I love the shot of Pascal from underneath, his body towering like the Colossus of Rhodes, his balls shaking as he jerks his meat. Pascal isn't shy about showing off his ass, either. His butthole, ringed with light brown fur, winks as he thrusts his hips upward, fucking his fist. His cum-shot is spectacular: seated facing the back of a clear Lucite chair, Pascal spurts all over it, and the white stuff streams down the chair as he continues to stroke out his load. Sinewy brunet Franco Del Toro shows off his smooth torso from the beginning, wearing an unbuttoned shirt and jeans. My impression is that Franco was not quite as comfortable performing as the other studs, because he has less interaction with the camera, but there's no denying that he has a beautiful cock. The primo view of Franco comes when he throws his legs over the arm of a chair, spreading them wide as he jerks off and plays with his balls. When he blows his load, Franco aims his dick at the camera and his cock erupts with cum, a huge load that seems to gush for a very long time. Muscle god Peter Shaft is as perfect as classical sculpture. As if that wasn't enough, Peter is also handsome as hell, with thick, dark brows that frame hot bedroom eyes, and a great smile to boot. But when Peter pulls down his briefs and reveals his cock, it's clear that this stud pretty much hit the genetic trifecta. His meaty, thick cock and round, fat balls are fantasy material, indeed, and it's a huge thrill to watch this stud take a break from stroking his meat to pull on his ballsac, and then go right back to jerking off again. Dude, if you went into gay porn, you could be instantly famous, I'm telling you. Chi Chi has a lot of fun with the set in this scene, putting Peter in a see-through globe chair that's suspended from the ceiling and making it spin around. While Peter goes around and around, the camera captures short, thrilling views of his body, particularly his butt and his cock as he keeps it erect with a lot of stroking. Peter's cum-shot is impressive for its trajectory and its volume, jetting out and splatting against the side of the chair and drenching it. Goateed stud Rick Pirelles muscles are aglow with sunlight that streams through a plate glass window. Rick wears only a pair of white boxers, and he pulls the waistband under his balls and reveals his cock, a delectable looking piece with an ample foreskin. Using his own spit (the lube of choice for straight guys it seems -- who knew?), Rick strokes his cock until he spews his load all over the window. Rick moves in and rubs his hard dick against the window, and then he stretches his foreskin over the head of his cock, which is still dripping cum, a hot way to end the scene. Last but certainly not least is Kurt Lockwood. Kurt's shaggy-haired, tattooed love stud looks are great, and he jumpstarts the scene by starting off stark naked and already stroking his cock. Kurt is hot in a tough-guy kind of way, but he looks much more innocent and cute when he bites his lower lip while he jerks off. Kurt's other great attraction is the way he looks right into the camera and growls how what he's doing feels great, and that he knows we're watching and getting turned on -- he couldn't be more right. His verbal teasing is great, and it totally makes his scene heat up. A light sheen of sweat breaks out on Kurt's tight body when he delivers his pop-shot, and when he shoots, the cream flies everywhere -- it's no doubt the best load of the entire production. But the part that really made me lose it was when Kurt lowered himself onto the screen and slapped his cock in his cream, smacking it around noisily. Who knows, doing solos for a gay audience might win these straights studs a whole new fan base. After all, we can always pretend they're fucking us instead of women. Review courtesy of Martin Cox, www.ManNet.com
After some 12 years atop the gay porn food chain, a few years ago, directrix Chi Chi LaRue began helming straight porn for Vivid Video. And no wonder, what with megastars like Jenna Jameson and Tera Patrick currently blazing, not to mention a scorching selection of prime, grade-A heterosexual beef. The studs of straight porn don't look like Ron "The Hedgehog" Jeremy anymore. And no one but Ms. LaRue could convince these stunning specimens to wank their gorgeous cocks for a jack-off video aimed at their gay fans.
Eight of them whip it out for this video: newcomer Franco Del Toro, Kurt Lockwood, Peter Shaft, newcomer Rick Pirelles, Mario Rossi, Pascal St. James, Voodoo. Straight starlet Nicole Sheridan hosts the enterprise, and she just happens to be the wife of Voodoo, whose brother is Del Toro.
I have to take a moment now and cop to my bias: For quite some time now, I have been passionately attracted to Julian, the eight featured star, and his classically handsome profile, athletic build and jaw-stretching salami. He's the box cover model, and I wouldn't care if he did nothing but stare into the camera and twiddle his thumbs for two hours.
He appears in the first and best (of course!) vignette. Positioned atop a motorcycle in front of a chain link fence, wearing jeans and a leather jacket, Julian's masculine appeal is clearly emphasized. He is emblazoned with too many oddly placed tattoos for my taste, but that's a quibble. Julian is directed to gaze into the camera and grin as he works his meat; your heart will definitely beat a little faster when he rolls that gigantic sausage out of his tighty-whiteys for the first time. He proceeds to cup his balls, snap the boner back against his chest, all the usual J.O. scene manuevers, then works himself into a climax: "I'm gonna fuckin' cum," he grumbles. "Do you want me to cum?" Yes, please. Julian proceeds to catch himself by surprise by blasting sticky white ropes of cum all over chest and shooting himself in the face.
Scene two's Mario Rossi is quietly handsome, with dark blond, closely cropped hair and a subdued energy. He's framed with blue light and lava lamps in contrast to Julian's spicier scenario. Rossi maintains good eye contact with the camera but doesn't seduce the viewer so much as invite them in; that's an ability you're born with, because it can't be taught. Rossi sports a lickable, well-proportioned body, an attractive cock and blows a large, wet load. He's definitely someone I'd want to watch again.
Cutie-pie Voodoo appears in the third scene, propped atop a box in the corner of a large shower stall, wearing just a pair of boxers. In the looks department, Voodoo is a winner: Olive skin, jet-black hair, boyish features with a naughty twinkle in his eye. With his earrings and long eyelashes, he's pretty enough to seduce either men or women. However, he doesn't appear comfortable on-camera, and although clearly directed to make eye contact with the camera, he tries to avoid it. Eventually Voodoo loosens up, even pulling off his boxers to reveal a brief glimpse of a gorgeous, meaty ass. And that cock on him! It's a torpedo with an imposing bulge in the middle that dangles down halfway to his knees.
Pascal St. James is older than the others in this video and a little on the shy side, but he's just as built and smooth. As a side note, fans of hairy guys might have a complaint about this video: All of the men are shaved virtually hairless, with overly trimmed pubes. Apparently, women these days like their straight male porn stars smooth and plucked.
St. James is nicely framed with sunlight streaming through glass block windows, giving his scene a dreamy, romantic vibe. Whether he felt it or not, St. James gives off a confident, masculine air, and he has a lovely smile. In a signature LaRue move, St. James shoots his cum at the camera while sitting backwards on a clear plastic chair, giving the milky load a nice splatter.
A gorgeous pair follow: Franco Del Toro and Peter Shaft. Del Toro sports olive skin and a goatee, red lips made for biting and startlingly beautiful eyes. He's tall and lean, and takes the longest among the cast to relax. His smiles are uneasy at first, but he warms up and talks to the camera frequently ("I love fucking your tight hole," he purrs at one point.) His climax is a huge gusher. Whereas Del Toro is exotically beautiful, Peter Shaft is more conventionally gorgeous, like a buffed-out fraternity jock. Shaft works the camera like a wet rag; he's a hottie and he knows it. He even pulls a classic can't-fail method of seducing the camera by looking down at the the floor, then glancing upwards into the lens with only his eyes and flashing a Pepsodent grin. Works every time. His pop shot takes a while to surface, but it has some real distance to it.
Young Latino pup Rick Pirelles appears in a dreamy set-up at sunset atop a balcony overlooking West Hollywood. He leans against a set of glass sliding doors and rubs his smooth, humpy body up and down, teasing out his pretty penis. When hard, it has a long curve, and he spurts a good load.
Final scene is the irrepressible Kurt Lockwood. If you saw Kurt on the street, you might not notice him at first. But at a second glance, you'll likely recognize something familiar about him. More than just a twinkle in his eye, Lockwood has "It," that indefinable thing that makes an unknown a star. Lockwood's shaggy hair, smoothly muscular body, arm tattoos and appealing cock are all checks in his favor. But he's just so damned likable ,you want to climb into bed with him and join in the fun (watch as he waves goodbye to the camera after his cumshot). When he does blow a load, it's a freaking lava flow. This guy is a rock star.
I've never been a particular fan of solo videos. I generally need a bit more action and excitement. But Str8 Shots is smoothly constructed, with an appealing marketing hook that ought to rope in the curious as well as nonfans of solo videos.
- J.C. Adams