I want to escape from America and head straight to the hallowed grounds where the hunky men of "Escape from Sydney" mate like horny koalas. I'm a proud American, I am, but Remy and Kurt made me fall arse over tit in love with their good looks, ferocious sexual chemistry and homeland. They turn up last, and the preceding three scenes are just as intense. But the blokes, the most interesting aspect, natch, have to compete with the gorgeous Australian countryside, replete with steamy lagoons, sun-dappled forests and rocky hillsides.
Kristian Winter is a sleek hiker, moving about a hiking trail, sweating up a storm as he plows through the forest. He quickly meets up with OzDick, a muscular man with a spectacular ass and stout cock. They are soon going at it hammer-and-tongs, trading butt-rims and dick-sucks in and around a lagoon. After the oral work, they retreat to the rocky shoreline to fuck, Kristian sliding his exceptional erection in OzDick's large ass, sinking in deep, pushing harder and harder with each thrust. They change positions, Oz goes legs-up missionary on a boulder as he rhythmically works with Kristian's movements to maximize the impact of the big schlong blasting in and out of his butt, they return to doggy, and then Oz gets on his knees to suck Kristian off, taking a messy facial in the end, cum dripping off of his bushy goatee.
OzDick and Kristian have a three-way next with Marc Amon. Marc is slender like Kristian, and hung like him too. They kiss a lot and trade blows, and then big-dicked Kristian gets fucked in a variety of positions by even bigger-dicked Marc. The fucking here, and throughout, is really intense, plenty of sex noises left in (heavy ballsacs slapping against sweat-slicked buttholes, loud grunting and groaning, etc.). The scene is devoted to Kristian getting his ass pounded by Marc, but there is a great sequence where OzDick sits on Kristian for a quick fuck, but the scene belongs to Kristian and Marc's superb anal antics.
Rock-climbing with Trent Andrews and Jake Meyers turns an already extreme sport on its ass, fetishsizing an already kinky enterprise. The harnesses, ropes and restraints make for kinky props, giving the mid-air suck-rim-fuck Jake Meyers enjoys from Trent Andrews one for the record books. Jake is a sinewy looker with big pecs and a big-headed cock. Trent looks as if he could be Remy's brother -- muscular, hung and handsome. They trade blows (Jake twists around, dangling from a rope, to gobble Trent's hard bone, in a Cirque du Soleil-style maneuver) and Trent fingers and sucks Jake's puckered hole, preparing it for the harsh harness-fuck to come. Jake, strung up in his climbing gear, is fucked sling-like by Trent. A sexy and unique approach, to say the least.
The finale, with Remy DeLaine and Kurt Johnson, is an amazing match-up of two astonishingly macho Aussies. Kurt is working on his farm in a scenic valley trying to repair a water pump. The sun beats down as Kurt's statuesque body sweats, every muscle gleaming in the sunlight. Remy comes walking over a nearby hill with a dog. The dog is soon forgotten as Remy takes in Kurt's hairy physique. They kiss and touch under a gigantic tree, Kurt groping Remy's crotch, getting his first understanding of the enormous penis within. He drops to his knees, unzips Remy's jeans, Kurt's jaw drops (um, literally and figuratively), and he then goes to town sucking what appears to be one of the biggest dicks he's ever seen (it certainly is one of biggest I've seen, and I've seen some big ones, don't cha know). Kurt, undaunted, shoves it in his mouth and down his throat for an oral workout that has to be seen to be believed. Remy returns the favor, chowing down on Kurt's slender pecker, but Kurt, understandably, returns to sucking Remy time and time again throughout the scene. They trade eager rims, Kurt burying his face deep in Remy's bubble-butt. But Remy really spreads Kurt's fluffy cheeks apart and stares in awe at the hairy buttcrack briefly before shoving his face in, it's as if he is marveling at what he is about to conquer. And conquer it he does, sliding that crazy-beautiful cock of his all the way in as Kurt grunts and mutters encouragement. Remy rides Kurt's ass but good, eventually flipping him over to dump his spunk on his hairy belly, Kurt brings himself off last, Remy wipes the sweat from his brow, they kiss, and one delightful afternoon in Australia comes to a most satisfying end.
DVD features: Chapters; trailer ("SexGaymes: And the Winner Is ..."); and no regional coding (playable worldwide).
A DVD Review by Butch Harris
Not only is it very difficult to shoot sex in the great outdoors and to make it look sexy and clear, but this is also done in the great outback in Australia, where there is plenty of weird and unusual wildlife. Now, Pistol Media, a branch of Raging Stallion, has taken its very sexy exclusive Remy DeLaine on a trip to the wilds of Australia to see what he comes across.
Shot exquisitely just outside the city limits of Sydney, all of the meat in this DVD is pure Aussie. First, Kristian Winter, with glasses on, sweats up a storm going through the forest and comes across Ozdick and Marc Amon, a former Cazzo superstar. Their three-way by a stream has bald Ozdick with his goatee sucking with great delight. Winter does some fine rimming and then pummels Ozdick, then Amon pokes out from a nearby boulder and gets his rocks off with them, topping and bottoming to an explosive orgasm. Ozdick is a fine muscular specimen with a big ass and a thick dick who lets Winter's long rod slide easily into his butt. His legs get thrown up as Winter plows into him and then cums all over his face and goatee.
When Amon joines in, they do a lot of sloppy kissing. Their dicks all hang together, and it's easy to see that Amon's the biggest man in this trio. He takes Winter in a variety of positions -- doggy-style, missionary, every way, with balls slapping up against the sweaty butthole and Oz encouraging it all. It's odd to have a three-way right after a two-way with the same guys. It would have been more diversified to move one the scenes to a different part of the video (it affects no story), but it doesn't matter, it's still pretty hot.
The next scene has some real rock climbing with Jake Meyers and Trent Andrews. Meyers is hanging on the ropes, and the two of them are licking and fucking in mid-air like trapeze artists. With harnesses and ropes, this is one of the most unique sex scenes and one for the awards books. Jake's strong pecs and big dick gets caressed slowly by Andrews' fingers, which find their way to Meyers' butthole. Then Meyers grinds his butt into Andrews' hard-on, making anything with a sling and harness on the ground look simple. This is truly something you've never seen before in a sex vid.
The last scene takes place near a water pump. Kurt Johnson is trying to fix the pump, and Remy Delaine comes along and offers more than a helping hand. Johnson stands in the sun with sweat dripping down his muscular body, and along comes a horny Delaine with his dog at his side. They kiss rather tenderly under a big tree, groping each other's burgeoning hard-ons under their jeans. Johnson looks amazed when he is on his knees and unleashes Delaine's snake and then has to figure out how to get it in his mouth and down his throat. He does it pretty well, with only a bit of a gag, and then Delaine makes Johnson squeal as he slips his sheathed sword between his butt cheeks. Yes, it starts as a low grumble, then a grunt, then a pained howl as Delaine rides his ass. After they unleash their loads on their hairy chests, they kiss and bid each other a fine afternoon and lumber on their way.
There's no shrinkage among these Aussie guys as they dive into the cold streams for a dip. The guys have tattoos, natural body hair, eyebrow piercings and friendly smiles. It makes you want to make travel plans to say, "G-day," to a guy and see if it's as easy to land one of them as it's shown in this "escape."