When "Brokeback Mountain" was released, both the title and theme of the movie gave the rather automatic parody rights to porn, wouldn't you say? As always, director Doug Jeffries can't make things easy on himself with just a tongue-in-cheek gay spoof, so he's thrown in the ladies. Why can't they be part of this tale of forbidden love? They make things even more forbidden, even more taboo, even more alluring.
It's the middle of a desert war, but the nights are freezing. Two grunts have to huddle together for warmth. The impending danger seems to goad them into an awkward short-lived sexual experience. In the morning, it's all anger at what they've done.
Eighteen months later, calm has returned to the world, in the form of the American countryside. Dean Campbell, one of the soldiers, is now married to brunet stunner Shy Love. They do make a delicious couple. Dean is buff, pale and tattooed on his chest, showing the first signs of a tentative mustache, and Shy has long hair, big lips and teeth and isn't stingy with knowing eye make-up. A postcard arrives from Tommy Blade, the other soldier, making Dean nervous. When Tommy shows up, it's with a diner waitress T. J. Hart in tow. Talk about hot couples! Tommy (who bears a resemblance to Jake Gyllenhall), the ultimate tall, dark and handsome, with swirling ink and a rock-solid body and T.J. Hart, one of porn's absolutely most fetching female stars, is a stacked blonde with a truly beautiful face and amazingly shaped tits. T.J. knows the score just by looking at the guys, so after dinner, she gets things started by asking Dean and Shy to kiss. "A real kiss," she notes. Finding Shy's kiss lacking, she plants one on Tommy that ends with his face in her breasts and the kissing battle starts anew with passion brimming.
When the sex happens, the boundaries of the couples are not broken. Tommy buries his face in T.J. pussy and powers through a munch session that has T.J. braying in real delight. However, the star of the scene is Shy, who gives Dean's long dick a worshipful blowjob. She is happy to gag with every thrust from her man, so determined to get all the way to the bottom that she'll try anything. After sucking his balls, she actually opens wider than before and damn it if she doesn't nail the deep-throat! As Shy continues her gag routine, T.J. blows Tommy, but it's the looks thrown back and forth between Tommy and Dean that are now the focus of the scene. Of course, that's not to say they ignore their women. Tommy is delighted at T.J.'s work. With his abs heaving, he fucks T.J. as Shy does a wondrous ride on Dean. Tommy is a powerhouse fucking T.J., shaking her body all over the place, but Shy's bounce, seeming to go feet in the air, once again steals the scene. She is obviously a pro at this position. T.J. rims Tommy's asshole and gets it very wet, while he watches Shy continue her up-and-down plow on Dean's cock. T.J.'s French-manicured nails in Tommy's butt are fun, but even more fun is the dildo she straps on to fuck him. Dean now goes at Shy missionary, slamming at her with the fervor she has already proven she likes. The action moves back and forth fleetly until the guys sit on a couch to cum as the ladies pleasure themselves watching. Dean drops his on Shy's immaculately round breast and then Tommy blasts.
The next morning, the gals discuss the evening's ado. Apparently, Shy's sex life hasn't been that exciting, but the addition of another couple has helped. With the men gone, T.J. decides to take Shy even further and kisses her. She licks all over Shy's body and then lets Shy do the same. Both have fantasy breasts, and they know it. T.J. goes down on Shy with a fast-paced finger and a tongue that knows the zone. Shy's shaved pussy is a great working space for ace T.J., who digs around and keeps her partner guessing. Shy gets her chance to lick twat, smiling as she gingerly tickles the wide experienced lips. For a sexual naïf, Shy certainly is dexterous when using her tongue and a metal dildo in combination. She fucks T.J. vigorously. Shy herself submits to the dildoing as she rubs her clit in the same rhythm. She even takes it up the ass with T.J.'s finger replacing the dildo in her pussy.
Tommy and Dean go walking up the hill and Tommy wants to discuss their issues. Tommy is the more earnest of the two, admitting being jealous of Dean's wife in fact, and pressing Dean to make a decision about their future. However, Tommy also says that he intends to have a good time and drink it up while he as in town, waiting for Dean's decision.
So, the foursome visit a local cowboy joint filled with sex-ready types. There is Kelly Wells, a thin long-haired blonde with long lashes who plants a kiss on Shy right in front of everyone. When Shy decides she wants to take care of "MY needs," the place dissolves into a luscious orgy. Shy is on the pool table with Tommy doing a ferocious pussy-lick, while big tattoo-covered Brian Austin macks with her. Tommy, whom I'm previously seen only in all-gay flicks, is, with Shy, the oxygen of this scene, the most uninhibited performer. His tongue knows no boundaries when it's flicking around a twat. Meanwhile, Brad Star, so named because of the star tattoos above his pelvis, is being blown by shaved-headed Sledge Sawyer while Kelly slurps at his mammoth cock. This leaves T.J. in the middle of Dean and Keith, sucking the former and being eaten out by the latter. This room is packed to capacity with exciting performers, ladies willing to choke and men who muff-dive with incredible passion. The players do move around. Dean comes to share Sledge with Kelly, Keith and Brad play with T.J. and, in a great move, Sledge rims Dean, who tongue-fucks Kelly's hole. That leaves fellow sexpigs Tommy and Shy to share sucking duties on Brian, the two literally fighting over who can keep his dick in mouth longer. Brian looks almost fearful that they are going to tear the cock right off of him in their competition. The fucking starts with dependable T.J. getting it from Brad while blowing Keith. He plows her but good, and she is able to bleat even with a dick in her mouth. Kelly is the lucky recipient of Sledge's powerful dick, and he rams it in her, and though Kelly could probably handle two more at the same time, it's Sledge who gets fucked by Dean, making Sledge work as top and bottom simultaneously. He's incredibly adept at both. As for Shy, she's back in her favorite position, riding on Brian and going high in the air with Tommy playing rubbing her crotch as teasing help. This is the third time in as many scenes she's been fucked, and she shows no signs of tiring. Keith gets a chance to fuck T.J. as well, his eyes popped out in an "I can't believe I'm doing her, dude" sort of way. Sledge takes a break and sits down for a cocksucking from Kelly, who has Dean fucking her up the ass. Tommy plays solo bottom for Brian, while sucking a dildo strapped onto Shy. Tommy, and I'm sure not by drawing the short straw, ends up on the floor with all the other guys standing over him to cum, the gals encouraging them. If Dean doesn't want to spend his life with Tommy, I volunteer!
Tommy and Dean get to spend some time alone. It seems they do want each other and Tommy plants a sweet kiss on Dean that gets things started with heat. His creamy body looks fantastic in the moody lighting and he looks far more comfortable in his role as wanton lover than Dean, though Dean soon gets into the mood as well. Tommy slowly makes his way to Dean's hard dick and starts sucking, now fully engaging in the sex they have always wanted to have. He deep-throats Dean with finesse, looking like he wants another few inches to prove his stuff. Dean then works on Tommy's thicker cock. His is not as stylish and polished a blowjob, but the depth is noticeable as Tommy coos, "I love you so much." Tommy starts rimming Dean with a light tongue, gently flicking it around Dean's tight pink hole with the camera way up close to the action. But, it's Tommy, whose beautiful ass might be a beckoning lighthouse to tops everywhere, who gets fucked. Dean has a smooth time of it, pulling far out and getting far in as Tommy gyrates his ass up and down to keep Dean working harder. Tommy retains the spirit of the scene, both as a bottom and in his acting, working more towards making the fuck work than even Dean. They switch from doggy to missionary, where Dean is able to work at a faster speed. Here, he engages in some full in-and-out blasts that Tommy seems to enjoy. Dean fucks Tommy while jacking him off to an exciting cum-shot and then pulls out for his own.
"Bi-Back Mountain" is an extremely well-rounded feature. Sure, the all-male finale is romantic and touching, but it's only the culmination of excellent man-on-man, girl-on-girl, everyone-on-everyone sex. All this, great location shooting, wonderful production values and a scripted plot as well! It's worth mentioning again that Shy Love and Tommy Blade (every scene here features at least one of them) are the standouts, but they are actually the leaders of a worthwhile very game cast.
DVD features: chapters; cum-shots chapter; gallery; trailers ("Semper Bi," "Tourist Hunting," "Trannified" and "No Cover"); bloopers; and no regional coding (playable worldwide).
A DVD Review by Brent Blue