WARNING!
Blake Riley
Distributor | Released | Length |
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Channel 1 Releasing | 2006 | 120 |
Description source: promotional material
If you can't get enough cock sucking, sometime you just need to go Knob Bobbin'!
I have to admit up front that I am a giant fan of Chi Chi LaRue's all-oral flicks. They are never exercises in merely excising the anal, but wonderful celebrations of the fun that can be had with just the mouths. Though "Knob Bobbin'" cheats a bit in the all-oral department, that's not a quibble at all and this one easily joins the ranks of delightful no-penetration pornfests. It's not that anyone here seems relieved to be giving his ass a break, but instead excited to be using his mouth overtime.
In the plot, the cast members are on a retreat for men "addicted to anal sex," which is said by the narrator with an imposing voice that makes that sound like a bad addiction! "Two men don't have to fuck each other in the ass to get off," he says helpfully. Thankfully, this retreat is planned to show us how!
One couple that has come to this resort is Blake Riley and Patrick Fisher. In the evening hours, they are lounging at the pool and Blake admits to Patrick that he can handle "one weekend without fucking." As adorable as he and Patrick are, I should think just looking at each other could get them off! Blake, a vision in dark looks, lean muscles and a red Speedo, comes out of the pool to greet cute Patrick, his equal in all departments. First up, they make out and Blake's beautifully perky asscheeks are let go from their spandex cage. Patrick's thick boner comes loose as well and Blake nibbles his way down to it. There, he very tenderly starts sucking, going for a light sensual touch, mixing the blowjob with lots of kissing, but never forgetting the deep-throat he can so easily manage. The spikey-haired Blake is also capable of good speed and his long tongue does excellent licking that keeps Patrick clearly delighted. Blake rolls onto his back so tattooed Patrick can go down on Blake's multi-colored curved cock. He also starts off purposely slow, showing off his gulping skills. As Patrick sucks, Blake fingers himself and feeds the taste to Patrick. Next up is a 69 with Blake on top, that great ass fingered as they both suck with helpful sexy saliva. Blake makes the most of being on top, giving helpful facial reaction shots to the camera that so clearly adores him. It loves his ass as much as his face, and Patrick gets to tickle the hairy hole with his tongue in his most excited display yet. The camerawork does an excellent job of capturing the rimming up close. After Patrick is finished playing with Blake's ass, they get back into a 69 position so they can beat off. Both have big shots and it looks like one set of troopers has proved the motto of the retreat.
In daylight, Nick Horn and Nick Marino take their stab at using just their mouths. Where Blake and Patrick were fresh twinkier types, the Nicks are hairier, rugged and beefier. Nick Marino is covered in sexy black hair while Nick Horn has a shaved head and a goatee. There is lust in their eyes as they kiss heartily and grab at each other's growing crotches. Nick Marino's chest is so perfectly manicured, and it's a nice touch that Nick Horn spends copious time playing there. Out come the dicks and Nick takes advantage of a convenient pool chair to suck Nick Horn's dick positioned right at his face. Nick Horn has an ideal cock for Nick Marino's mouth, one he can suck wetly and deeply, pulling off with big popping sounds. He keeps his own thick stiff piece well tended in his hand. Nick Horn has giant balls to go with his dick, and his partner takes the time to delight them as well. Both Nicks are greedy. Nick Horn keeps his head on Nick Marino's neck to keep him fastened to his cock, not that Nick Marino shows any signs of wanting to leave the area. Nick Marino gets to lie back in another chair so Nick Horn can gobble down on his uncut dick. Beefy Nick Marino stretches all of his muscles and groans in appreciation of the hand-helping blowjob Nick Horn gives him so ably. Nick Horn takes it right to the back of his throat with each trip down the fat sausage dick. Nick Horn's lapping of Nick Marino's balls is extremely effecting, as he licks from just above the asshole all the way up the staff. Just when the hummers are humming, Nick Horn pulls out a condom and goes to fuck a wary Nick Marino, who knows it's against the rules. Jumping out of the bushes is Zackary Pierce, one of the instructors at this ban-the-buttsex retreat. His first instinct is to turn the guys in, but they have other plans for him. They take him to their bed and Nick Marino sucks both cocks as Zackary and Nick kiss. He was grand with just Nick Horn, but he's a wild man with two dicks. Nick Marino sits on Zackary so Nick Horn can both blow Zackary's enormously long dick and rim Nick Marino, who brays in delight at Nick Horn's deep probing work. Nick Marino has big meaty cheeks, and getting between them is lots of fun for Nick Horn. The lovers get to relax when Zackary dotes on their cocks with an expert mouth. They aren't idle for long. Nick Marino goes in for an ass-chew on the film's most outrageously hot ass, belonging to Mr. Pierce. Playfully, Nick Marino shares its taste with Nick Horn via sloppy kissing. Nick Marino's chest hair becomes the depository for everyone's blasts.
Wiry brunet Jesse Santana is all by himself on his opulent four-poster bed, touching himself and getting his cock nice and hard. There isn't a part of his torso this dimple-chinned cutie doesn't touch, and his dick's growth is barely contained by his undies. When he finally gives it an airing, it's revealed to be a sizeable prick with a fat head at the top defining it. He beats off, slapping his dick against his abs and pumping with vigor. Strapping hairy-chested Sebastian Rivers, with smoldering eyes and long lashes, spies him from the window as Jesse is not only jacking himself but also fingering his ass. All of those wet fingers disappearing up Jesse's shaved hole have Sebastian rock-hard in his towel. He finally decides to join Jesse, creeping slowly to the waiting dick and ever so slowly starting to blow it. This is one loving suckjob, delivered with absolutely beautiful in-the-moment sincerity by Sebastian. He is soon sprinting his head around the piece, gaining inches and even moving his hand to Jesse's ass. The looks Sebastian throws Jesse are so romantic and so red-hot. Jesse looks ready to burst the entire time Sebastian is working on his dick. Of course Sebastian knows exactly what he's doing when he slips the towel off his succulent dreamy ass so Jesse can work in a finger or two. Sebastian both sucks and gyrates his butt. As active as he is, he deserves some worship time, so Jesse applies his face to the luscious hole and licks deep. He bites, tongue-fucks and tickles, giving Sebastian the same care he got from the blowjob. The guys take up a 69 position so that Jesse can get in some sucking time, and he turns out to be a fine partner for Sebastian's professionalism and devotion. Jesse still looks as though he's going to cum at any moment, and Sebastian wisely exploits that, using his hand to bring him even closer and then going down with a soft mouth again to keep it from happening. Naturally, it's inevitable that Jesse can't wait any longer and with Sebastian poking around at his ass with his fingers, Jesse finally lets loose. Sebastian then adds his cream to Jesse's pelvis and a third couple has seen the light of oral delight.
Coaches Zackary and the dark-haired stunner Luca DiCorso wave goodbye to everyone with the slogan, "remember, fucking isn't everything!" He then grabs for Zackary and implores him to "fuck this horseshit, I want to get fucked!" Zackary is pulled totally off-balance by Luca's mad kissing and then they retire to the pool where the clothes come off faster then Britney Spears sheds husbands. Zackary is in no rush to bite his way down Luca's hairy chest, but Luca wants to be fucked. So, Zackary starts tugging at Luca's cock and Luca does the same to Zackary, only with his feet in a hot footsie section. With oral time at a premium, Zackary spends it wisely with a combo blowjob and rimming. Luca has both a stellar cock and ass to offer, so it's a win-win for Zackary. With Luca throwing his legs wide apart, Zackary definitely has a super time with the rimming. The sun is beating down on the guys, but the wetness on Zackary's face is all the effort of his tongue in Luca's hairy butt. They then go right to the fucking, with Zackary taking Luca sideways, his own bountiful butt clenched tight as he rams at Luca with intense speed. He's in all the way and the boys work up a huge sweat with the fucking they told everyone else was a no-no. It's a yes-yes when they do it because they do it so damn well. A change of positions finds the guys spread out on the chair with Zackary still going straight into Luca, showing no let-up in his second tricky position. Luca's delayed oral work finally arrives when Zackary sits on his face, giving Luca the chance to mainly eat his ass, but also spend some time sucking his dick. Luca's hard work pays off when Zackary spits out a giant shot and then Zackary beats off his mate to a zesty finish.
Long live the mouth! I'm not advocating tossing out fucking in the least, but when oral work is as die-hard and dead-on as it is here, it's almost forgotten, at least for the duration. Maybe in the sequel the three couples who kicked anal addiction will backslide (onto each other) and get to show off the rest.
DVD features: Chapters; cum-shots chapter; trailers ("Below the Rim," "Crack Snackers" and "Oral Exams"); behind-the-scenes footage (starting with a giggly Nick Marino, segueing into a New Orleans history lesson and moving on to Zackary and Luca keeping each other hard and ready during a break in filming among the goings-on that seem to have happened on this lighthearted set); and no regional coding (playable worldwide).
A DVD Review by Brent Blue