The setting for "Soccer Academy" is just that, a haven for wannabe footballers. The narration sets the tone. "Here we eat, breathe and live soccer. And we have to, because you need to be focused on the game 24 hours a day," we are told, because the narrator then turns dark and tells us that the academy is a Darwinian hotbed of survival techniques with testosterone-fueled boys all trying to outdo each other. Sounds fun!
Our over-ripe narrators then tells us that due to this goal-lusting boot camp atmosphere, "sometimes we end up fighting ... and sometimes we end up fucking." Sounds even more fun!
Into the showers we go with a few of the boys, few exactly as physically ready for porn close-ups as, say, soccer superstar David Beckham (I know, that's reaching high). When the rest of the boys go, one of the thicker guys, Julian Coombes, with a tattoo right above his bushy pubes, pushes Daniel Greak down onto his cock and rather forcefully face-fucks him, soon tucking a finger in his sucker's ass too. It's not a particularly comfortable blowjob, but Julian, who is soon topping, isn't interested in niceties. When fucking Daniel, he gives him a selfish plug from behind. It's best shot from underneath, where full insertion can be shown. Julian actually tries to be friendly for a second in blowing Daniel, but then it's back to fucking, this time with Daniel on his back for a bit before returning to their preferred doggy position. The scene's highlight finds Daniel guzzling down Julian's load.
Our narrator tells us how he was introduced to "gay sex," his biggest problem with it being the fact that once he's done it, he feels he has to continue (awwwwww). In another part of the locker room are two more guys, one a gorgeous brunet with a tight body and brow piercing named Anthony Squillari, and Walter Pirano, a somewhat rounder guy with some tattoos. After a good deal of kissing and groping, they swap blowjobs, with Walter spending more time on his pal's uncut pecker. Anthony is very ass-focused, making sure either his tongue or his fingers are inside Walter's hole at all times. Until his cock is ready, that is. They start up against a wall, where Walter allows Anthony in completely with a wide-open welcome. It's a strangely slow fuck, but things improve when the guys flip. It turns out Walter is a fine top and hunky Anthony a willing bottom. Both take each other's shots right on their tongues.
There's another problem having sex with other guys at the academy: loose lips. Not just the kind that eagerly slurp in cock, but the kind that tells embarrassing tales, so the guys have to be careful. I'm not sure what's so careful about the old "I'll spot you during a bench press" in the gym routine, but it works for the two there. The one doing the exercises is meaty darker-skinned muscular Oswald Leon, who takes an immediately interest in mauling his paler reedier friend, Santiago Masur, both covered in sweat as the scene starts. Santiago has a lovely long dick that gets deep-throated by ardent Oswald. Rimming is also a favorite of this zesty performer, who went into Santiago's hole post haste. Oswald has a thrillingly massive thick dick that is tailor-made for topping. He has Santiago orally worship it and then turns around the soon-to-be-bottom for more rimming and fingering. Oswald takes his time teasing Santiago before finally inserting, but damn, when he does, he gets his entire piece in with one jab! Santiago helpfully works backwards, so both of them are active and spunky as they grunt in time to the rhythm. Missionary fucking on the weight bench gives the camera up-close access and the bottom cums being hammered. He then gets coated in a load from Oswald.
A perk at this school is getting to scrimmage with professional players, who, we are told, haven't lost their own zeal for guy-on-guy sex. Back in the locker room, Anthony is catnip for dark-featured pro Abdul Raman, who slides behind him and starts pawing at the boy. Abdul pumps his uncut cock as he plays with Anthony's hole, both with his tongue, fingers and even the poking head of his dick. As they are making out, in comes Julian, the portly forceful top from the first scene, equally as interested in Anthony, the guy I consider to be the academy's MVP so far. Anthony blows both, going back and forth on them as they grab for his oral attention. Anthony gets his first ramming from Julian, really insistent in his deep topping, but then Anthony sits on Abdul and rides like a champ. This bouncing ride is the best fucking in the movie. Julian cums just watching it and then leaves the other two alone for more ass pounding. Now Abdul kicks into high gear, really taking advantage of the superstar bottom's desire to please. Anthony sucks down Abdul's load and then tosses off one of his own.
Interestingly, one of the coach's jobs is actually to teach the new boys "about anal sex." From the matter-of-fact way we're told that, it sounds like it's in his official job description. We are given an example of how this works when the rugged older coach comes across a new boy bent over and grabs for the crack poking out of his shorts. Obviously the new boy knows what is supposed to happen, because he massages himself waiting for the coach to go further than just the light touching. After a somewhat ungainly kissing section, the coach starts silently fingering the trainee, then using the smallest of dildos to open up the hole. Next inside are anal beads, certainly a must in any coach's kit. The coach, who wears the demeanor of a scary perv the whole time, blows his charge and then goes back to using the dildo and the beads. It works for the kid, who shoots a load with the dildo in him.
DVD features: Chapters; trailer ("Scamps"); and no regional coding.
A DVD Review by Brent Blue ( http://ManNet.com )
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