As far as I can tell, there is no character who shares his name with the title "Major Asshole," none of the randy tops here are nasty without their bottoms wanting them to be, so I think the title must refer to the "major" good jobs put on by the assholes in the movie, the bottoms. There are four of them and they are all terrific, but then again, so are the tops, four major asshole fuckers!
Private Jackson Lawless has a complaint for Major Brandon Bangs, namely that his roommate keeps him up all night jacking off. Enormously muscled light-haired Brandon doesn't have a solution other than making tall lean Jackson fall to his knees and start blowing him. Brandon has a nice straight cock with a big head and Jackson sucks it smoothly, his own dick resisting the confines of his tight shorts. Off come those shorts so Brandon can fuck Jackson over the table. Brandon goes at Jackson with lots of power drilling, asking Jackson is he signed up because he likes taking uncut cocks as slashes forward. The whole table rocks with Brandon's pushy fucking, and when Jackson knocks the phone off the table, Brandon says, without stopping, "I'm not taking any calls!" The guys develop a good rhythm that transfers well to a stand fuck because Jackson knows how to push his ass out at Brandon and let his top continue the forcefulness. Brandon hops on the table so Jackson can eat his ass, stuffing his face into the untanned butt. It's only a brief respite so Brandon can fuck Jackson again, this time with the bottom on his back. Brandon and Jackson jack off the bottom until he has a massive spray that goes beyond his own shoulder! He then begs Brandon to cum, and Brandon does, right on his dick. Jackson thanks the Major for hearing his complaint. "Any time, just stop by my office," Brandon tells him.
Grunts Kennedy Carter and Adam Knox have the largest private room in the history of the army. Kennedy is looking at a porn mag and Adam is listening to music when they look at each other and decide to whip out their boners. Adam is a large intense man with start tattoos going down one arm and Kennedy is a handsome cut guy with his own ink. Kennedy announces he wants to suck Adam's really thick dick, so Adam lets him and is not at all disappointed by the feverish deep-throat. It's a very excitable blowjob, with Kennedy clearly having a great time delivering it. Adam is an even more eager sucker, using his hand and backless mouth to impress Kennedy with a superb blowob. He's a deep-throat machine, stopping only to play with Kennedy's foreskin. Kennedy has a pale hairless ass and Adam rims and fingers it with the same bombast. He then mounts Kennedy from behind, crouching above him to nail him with a tough gritty fuck. Adam is ceaseless in his thrusting, his balls slapping hard against Kennedy's ass over and over. I didn't think something so fast could be so hypnotic. Unbelievably, Adam is even better when he has Kennedy stand up and throw a leg up on the bed. Because the fuck is so damn good, it's allowed to go on for a very long time. Adam gets to rest a bit when Kennedy munches on his hole, but he's soon taking Kennedy's fingers and dick up there. The bunk bed set should blunt Kennedy's ability to give it to Adam hard, but it doesn't. He's as fiery as his former top. Not given the amount of time to fuck Adam that he had bottoming, he has to really rage fast before Adam cums being hammered. Kennedy can then pull out and cum on Adam's hand.
Watching Craig Reynolds shine his shoes from the back (it could be that carpenter's crack) gives tattooed hairy Alexsander Freitas a hardon, which he doesn't mind pulling out of his pants. So, Alexsander goes in front of bearded tough guy Craig and forces him to lick his boots before attending to his cock, which Craig does gleefully. Alexsander demands a deep-throat with every gulp and gets it, whether by Craig's doing or from face fucking Craig. These two enormously muscled guys are a good pair, able to play hard with each other without the fear of anyone breaking. Alexsander allows Craig to stop sucking only so they can kiss or so Craig can bite on his nipples. Craig seems content to do it all at once. After the two punch each other's chests a bit, Alexsander literally rips Craig's shirt off and then orders Craig to remove his pants, revealing all of that ass he's been wanting for so long, though he does command Craig to put back on his shoes after the pants go. More smacking, more kissing, more sucking from this testosterone-fueled duo. Gigantic Craig is ordered to bend over so Alexsander can fuck him. Talk about your easy insertions! Alexsander gets it in there with one thrust and then slams at Craig hard enough to get Craig's meaty cheeks rippling. Craig is such a big guy that he can take the momentum of his top without any shock to his body and Alexsander is not dainty. Just look at his thigh muscles and you can see how much power he's using in fucking Craig. They stop fucking now and then to kiss and punch, showing off their hard bodies against some very solid jabs. If it weren't for the kissing, one might mistake them for jungle beasts pounding each other in order to show who is the more dominant. By virtue of being the top, I guess that makes Alexsander the winner, but I see no loser. After another gloveless boxing session, there is plenty of cum to be spilt.
Kyle King goes to barber Heath Jordan to get his hair trimmed to military regulation. Boyish of face, but all man of body, Kyle is a delicious wonder and hairy-chested hunk Heath notices how buff Kyle has been getting. Near the end of the shave, Heath begins to massage Kyle's pecs, which I don't think is regulation. It makes Kyle hard, which of course beefy Heath can't help but notice. "I hope we're not done," Kyle says, reaching for Heath's package. They kiss a bit and then Kyle goes under Heath's shirt to lick at his nipples, just a delay tactic before he fills his mouth with Heath's cock. As he's sucking, Heath fingers Kyle's butt, showing no doubt of what he wants. So, Kyle turns around and let's Heath at it. Kyle commands Heath to stretch his hole, which he does while also rimming it. It's a gaping hole, and one finger almost seems like an insult. But, I won't complain about any time spent at Kyle's ass because the muscular cheeks and well-traveled hole are so hot. Heath adds a blowjob to his treatment of Kyle, still working his ass. Giving the hole a break, Kyle goes back to giving Heath a slurpy wet deep-throat where he gags and gags. Kyle sticks out that divine rump and seats it back onto Heath's dick, doing all the work while Heath watches it disappear inch by inch into Kyle. Kyle is then put in the chair, legs wide apart, so Heath can fuck him actively. Kyle roars in approval as Heath goes faster and deeper. Then it's Heath's turn to get fucked, so he crouches on the chair and so Kyle can slip inside him. Kyle's topping is brief as he is ready to cum quickly. Heath shoots with Kyle nibbling at his balls.
DVD features: Chapters; gallery; recap of fuck segments; cum-shots chapter; trailers ("Sanctuary II," "Sanctuary I," "Trust Me, I'm a Doctor" and "Hot House Backroom Exclusive Videos Volumes 18-20"); and no regional coding (playable worldwide).
A DVD Review by Brent Blue ( http://www.ManNet.com )
*** Highly Recommended ***