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Dominic Ford | 2014 | 383 |
Description source: promotional material
Survivor meets hardcore gay porn in season 4 of Dominic Ford's highly anticipated reality game show "So You Think You Can Fuck"
In the opening episode of Season 4, we meet the two teams that will be competing against each other. Even though we are only in week 1, one team is working smoothly together, and the other is having some problems seeing eye-to-eye. Which team will win 500 points for beating the other in the group challenge? Which two porn stars fuck, and who do the expert judges think did better? Another 500 points are up for grabs as the judges determine who they think did better in the sex scene. Who will win this 10-week game show? Only YOU can decide that, by voting for your favorite contestant every day!
Is this the hottest episode of the entire season? It might just be. The challenge this week finds both teams competing for viewers in live cam shows on Cam4.com. One team proves more competitive and puts on a full sex show, along with an amazing cumshot. And then in the sex scene, Tommy Defendi pounds Armond Rizzo in a million different ways, and the judges go crazy for it. This is the hottest thing you'll see this week!
In episode 3 of So You Think You Can Fuck, Season 4, the contestants have to do the most dreaded thing any porn star is ever asked to do: act. In this fun group challenge, the boys write and direct their own opening to a porn scene, set in the Wild, Wild West. Then Bryce Evans and Vance Crawford flip-fuck on the Wild, Wild West set. This episode is sponsored by Sold Out Clothing, who created the outfits for all the contestants this year.
This week, the contestants film a scandalous commercial for Squirt.org that involves a priest, a confessional, and lots of sins. One team will win and bring back 500 points for each teammate. Then, Trenton Ducati and Tommy Defendi have an intense sex scene that leaves the judges stunned at how hot and steamy it is.
In this episode the contestants strip down to their underwear and get into a Lube Fight, sponsored by SpunkLube.com. Which team wins the sexy battle? Then, Armond and Vance find themselves in a world the judges describe as Pandora and have a hot, passionate fuck. Who do the judges think did the best? Watch now to find out!
In this episode, we see just how incompetent our two teams are when it comes to canoeing. They are racing, but it's almost a race to see who doesn't drown. After one team's surprising victory, Landon Conrad and Bryce Evans have a super hot flip-fuck on the shores of Lake Wannadoomee.
In this episode the contestants compete in a photo tournament. There are 3 rounds, and 2 contestants get eliminated after every round. In the first round, the guys see who takes a better photo for online hookup site Squirt.org. They pose with laptops and mobile devices, showing that Squirt.org can be accessed on any device. 4 out of 6 guys advance to round 2, in which they strip down to Andrew Christian underwear and try to take the sexiest pictures they can, showing off their AC underwear. Only 2 remain for round 3, in which the contestants need to show off Spunk Lube. Who wins the challenge? Find out now! Then, Armond Rizzo gets taken for the ride of his life, on Landon Conrad. The judges think this might be the best scene of the entire season, and you need to watch the preview to see just how athletic and crazy this scene gets. It's amazingly hot!
This week, the contestants have to compete in a relay race that will test their strength, speed and silliness. The need to swap clothes, look funny with things stuck between their legs and in their mouths, and get wet. It's old-fashioned camp game week at SYTYCF! Then, a highly anticipated pairing: Tommy Defendi bottoming for Bryce Evans. Tommy is jerking off in the outdoor amphitheater. Bryce hears something while he's hiking in the area and goes into the secluded amphitheater to explore. There he finds Tommy with his huge rock-hard dick throbbing. Of course Bryce can't resist. The two have HUGE cumshots that shoot at the camera (be sure to watch this one in 3D). The judges love it, and so will you!
In the final episode before the grand finale, the contestants back-stab each other in one final 'every man for himself' challenge called 'You're Fucked'. Then, in the last sex scene of the season, Trenton Ducati fucks Vance Crawford with his enormous cock. The judges go crazy for this final scene and so will you!
In this special SYTYCF never-before-seen update, watch the Blue Team as they compete on Cam4.com to get the most viewers. They won this challenge because the show was extremely erotic and sexy. It involved a lot of interaction between the three contestants and a giant cumshot by Tommy Defendi.
Deserted army barracks, notable porn stars with oodles of free time, Matthew Rush. it must be Season 4 of Dominic Ford's "So You Think You Can Fuck." What will we be cooking up this time?." Two teams of seasoned pros competing against each other," we're told. Typically seasoned means "old," but here it's actually a positive appellation, given the competitors.
There is a read team (Trenton Ducati, Armond Rizzo, Bryce Evans) a blue team (Landon Conrad, Vance Crawford, Tommy Defendi). That's a whole lot of top-flight power! Squirt.org, soldoutclothing.com, spunklube.com, andrewchristian.com and ireadadult.com are the sponsors.
:: Episode 1 ::
As always, things start very early in the morning. Everyone looks amazingly pert for the pre-dawn. Off to the obstacle course the super six go. The one thing I learned is that nobody, no matter how hot he is, can make a coconut toss look sexy. After the blue team does it, cute little pipsqueak Armond Rizzo tells the camera about his teammates, "age tends to cause an issue," with a big smile. Trenton confesses he found the obstacle course "irritating." The blue team wins by seven seconds (there is no running clock, but I think we can trust the results).
Right there on the obstacle course is the first sex scene, pitting porn titans Trenton and Landon against each other. Landon does his best sucking Trenton, a tough task for anyone, but one Landon does with gusto. Trenton seems equally at home deep-throating Landon, proving that "seasoned pros" really do know how to make it sizzle. Trenton rimming Landon on a jungle gym and then crawling on top to get the same done to him is a nice feat, but then is the fuck, where Trenton tops Landon, the latter atop three tires. These tireless viragos flip so that Landon fucks Trenton doggie near a smoking pile of leaves and then flip again so that Landon cums riding Trenton under a picturesque tree.
Don't forget the judges, this time broadcasting from the squirt.com headquarters. Scotty B is back as the ringleader, but he has three brand new companions: Pierson Hayes from DailyXtra.com, Danny from Cam4.com and former porn star Ryan Russell from squirt.org. The judges overwhelmingly love the scene, and after discussing more about themselves than the scene, it's a draw: two loving Landon, two tickled by Trenton.
Episode 2
It's after 6:00 a.m. when the second day begins (once again, they look well-rested). The competition this time is to do a live show on cam4.com and see which is more popular. Armond is the chattiest of the three on his team (though Trenton keeps things on a fairly even keel), but Landon, who is either drunk or pretending to be, is a hoot. The blue team zooms ahead with viewers, so they get to be naked first. The red team's yapping causes them to lag behind in viewers, while the blue team gets enough to not only show Landon blowing Tommy and Vance, but also Tommy's mammoth cum-shot. Never a fan of live cam shows, I found this a rather grating challenge, but pitting two teams against each other is a fun idea.
The sex scene gives us Tommy Defendi and Armond Rizzo. They use the difference in size to good effect at the onset, with Armond standing on the bed and getting blown by Tommy, who barely has to bend down to do it. Tommy's prize-winning dick is bigger than Armond's entire face, but that doesn't stop the kid from being able to deep-throat it impressively. Tommy is not gentle forcing himself down Armond's throat, and thankfully not when he's ramming it all in Armond's ass either. He realizes quickly that Armond need not be handled gently. The two have no chemistry, but it's almost impossible not to be amazed by the fucking. That's a lot of cock in a very little ass! Stick around, because Tommy fucks Armond upside down ... literally ... and Tommy stuns with another of his volcanic cum-shots.
Predictably, the judges favor the blue team during the challenge itself, especially Judge Danny from cam4.com itself, since the challenge was an advertisement for his site. No one doubted how hard it was to get Armond crammed full of Tommy and award the points to Armond (and his team) for his power bottoming.
:: Episode 3 ::
At 7:05 a.m. (it will be noon by the time they get to the final challenge), Matthew Rush wakes the guys for a little-loved Wild Wild West acting challenge. Each team has a few minutes to write a scene based on a chosen location. Unsurprisingly, the dialogue comes tumbling from Armond, though the blue team concocts a kookier scenario. They wisely choose the fur trade locale, rather than the red store's feed store. Both have their obvious puns, but Tommy is able to translate Landon's daffy idea into one the quieter Vance can get behind. When filmed, Bryce blunts Trenton and Armond's energy, while all three of the blue team players register successfully. Even Trenton admits the blue team deserved the win.
Finally, the shy boys get their time alone. Blond-tipped Bryce and Vance Crawford have sat around looking sexy while the more garrulous stars have had their turns. Their scene starts outside in a downpour, where beefcake Bryce is still hard as possible and deliciously handsome Vance is ever a scene-stealing workaholic. Once inside, the guys can open up even more. Vance wraps his lips around Bryce's dick for a nice blowjob and Bryce does the same to Vance with a big blast of oomph. Vance fucks Bryce with intermittent intensity. Vance then sinks himself down Bryce's cock while Bryce plugs him from below and then missionary, where they achieve their anal highlights.
I can't fault the judges for their general lack of interest in the whole episode, though they do try to point out highlights (one misses the snarkiness of previous judges). Ryan Russell is sexy as hell even fully clothed and talking. The votes go to Vance and the blue team.
:: Episode 4 ::
Sorry, gang, it's a pre-6:00 a.m, wake-up for a squirt.org challenge, shooting of a "controversial" commercial (involving a priest and a confessional, pretty much a porn standard, no?). There are costumes yet! Another acting challenge, swell. There is no way to guess the winner by seeing only a mash-up commercial of the three, but the winner is Landon.
Out in the sun again, Trenton is quickly on his knees to slurp up Tommy's boner with customary flair. This is one time Tommy can relax and not have to stage manage a scene because his partner is too stunned to perform. Let's face it, Trenton ain't small there himself, as we are reminded when Tommy squats down to suck him. The problem with this scene is the filming of it. Maybe it's the location, the sunshine or any number of things, but it's badly shot, a shame given the performers. They do eventually leave one location for another and it helps somewhat. I still think both guys deserve better, especially in what should be a clash of giants, but even a long topping session with Tommy slamming away and Trenton taking it all looks choppy and tame.
The judges are all wearing squirt.com sailor hats, but between those and the self-promotion, they do eventually have to discuss the scene goings-on. They are awfully kind to it, praising the guys for the pros they are rather than the scene itself. No arguing with Trenton being crowned the winner.
:: Episode 5 ::
It's Day 29 of the competition. Since the challenge is sponsored by the Spunk lube company, we are saved from another acting challenge. Lube wrestling is thankfully lowbrow and exactly the kind of thing we should be seeing in a porn spoof! Yes, I'm sure it's a nightmare to film and takes weeks to scrape off, but that's the behind-the-scenes stuff we never want to think about when watching our porn gods. So mute the action and just watch Tommy versus Bryce, Trenton versus Landon beating each other with balloons in a lube pool (the blue team winning both) and then and Vance versus Armond in hand-to-hand combat, fighting to pull each other's underwear off (it looks like it hurts, but Armond wins).
There is kissing to start Armond and Vance's scene, the first we've seen of that in five weeks. It's actually sweet. Armond grabs for Vance's ass and cock at the same time and then nibbles his way down Vance's chest to deep throat him. The sex scenes are proving to be disappointing in this year's competition, though I was looking forward to this one, being a fan of both performers. There is fun to be had in the oral, like when Armond keeps Vance's mouth full of his cock without letting him breathe, or a well-matched 69 that follows, but despite the choking, neither looks overwhelmingly thrilled. But, the scene kicks into high gear when spitfire Armond, with that ass is to die for, gives it over to Vance. Vance hits hard, grabbing Armond by the neck to do so (but show from above, it's washed out, get closer to the action, damn it!). Armond rides Vance loudly, but with the talent to back up every whimper. It's the best anal work of the entire season.
Since none of the judges are representing Spunk lube, the quickly go to the sex itself and Pierson even says Armond makes him want to be a power top. Talk about high praise!.Tough call for the judges, so they once again end up in a draw. When Scotty B suggests a group scene where everyone fucks Armond, judges included, it's not the worst idea . .
:: Episode 6 ::
Bring on the brawn. It's time for the canoe race challenge. Off to Lake Wannadomee we dash. Vance, claiming "I'm not very dexterous, so I wouldn't know how to work a fucking canoe if I fucking had an alligator chasing me," (last year's crocodile seems to have gone missing) does well with the first leg, even if Bryce over-splashes him with unsportsmanlike eagerness. Bryce hands Trenton a huge lead, though both he and Landon run into trouble turning around their canoes (it's not easy!). Armond has a gigantic lead, even after getting moored on the dock. He then nearly blows it again by leaning too far to the left (in any other context, no one could complain) and getting tangled up in the weeds, but he does make it back before Tommy, handing the win to the red team.
That little wooden landing jutting into the lake is where Landon and Bryce get to tear at each other sexually. The lesson of the previous scene is well-learned, so there is some very excitable kissing as Landon fishes out Bryce's cock and then sucks it. It's good work, the camera managing to watch Bryce keep up his posing and Landon's hard cock being readied all at the same time. Bryce surprised me with the energy he uses to cook up an impressive blowjob for Landon. After a lot of sucking time, Bryce stretches out on the ground so Lance can crouch over him and fuck him. These two have chemistry the whole time and the fucking benefits from it. A tricky sideways position with Landon in Bryce is a happy surprise. Landon's time spent bottoming is shorter because the guys are ready to blast almost immediately.
Judge Ryan has the best line of the series in saying the setting was "filmed like WWE meets ‘Duck Dynasty,'" and votes for Landon, with Pierce and Danny already having voted for Bryce. Scotty, as usual, votes and apologizes for it, not wanting to hurt the feelings of anyone he calls "my boy," which in this case is all six stars, but he makes it 3-1 in favor of Bryce.
So, two thirds of the way through the competition, for those of you who are keeping score . . good for you, feel free to share, because neither I nor the competition has remembered there are points in a very long time.
:: Episode 7 ::
A three-round "Photo Shoot Elimination Challenge.".What does that mean?.There's an explanation, but I'll sum it up quickly for you: squirt.org, andrewchristian.com, spunklube.com, with Adult Magazine (ireadadult.com tossed in for good measure). Round one: six Zoolanders enter, six Zoolanders pose, four Zoolanders advance. Round two: Four Zoolanders enter, four Zoolanders pose (in underwear), two Zoolanders advance. Round three: Landon versus Armond, lube dripping, abs crunching. After digital adjustments, we finally have a winner, the ever-peppy Armond.
Guess what? The following sex scene pits Armond against Landon (by chance-ish?). They start messing around in another downpour and then head for cover. Considering the volume of both performers, the sound of rain on canvas doesn't stand much of a chance. The size difference between the two is fully exploited. The guys never look each other in the eye, so we're in for another scene of technical loveliness, so that exploitation is a positive factor. When you see Landon's big cock hardening as Armond is literally bouncing his butt on Landon's on tongue, it's irresistibly sexy. The promise of it is delivered. Armond's truly inspirational tight delicious ass is exactly the kind of thrashing-ground locale in which Landon works best. With Armond twisting gymnastically, Landon smacks him hard from behind, both guys still louder than the rain. With his cock still in Armond, Landon walks them outside the tent and back into the rain without Armond's feet every touching the ground. There is still no pull-out in the switch to Armond riding Landon. Porn stars do make it look easy!
Talent and positions are the focus of the judges' critiques, which are overwhelmingly positive. Ryan plays Solomon and splits his vote (I don't think that violates any rules), but Landon is crowned the winner.
:: Episode 8 ::
The end is in sight! Yes, even the end of seeing our poor boys slog through another rainy day in underwear and sneakers. Let's get them through a relay race, and fast, because Matthew Rush looks like he's on the verge of inciting rebellion. Something about running, torches, switching clothes, poles, bananas and "bobbing for fruit." In slow motion too! Red team victory, blue team shame.
For the sex scene, we start with Tommy just by himself in the great outdoors, his giant cock dwarfing the rest of nature. Along comes Bryce Evans, eventually, going for broke style-wise on half an erection (and half of Tommy is still bigger than most). The novelty of the scene is that Tommy bottoms. I know lots clamor to see the big boy topmen bottom, but it's not always an easy transfer. Tommy is usually a thrilling performer, but only when he's enjoying himself. That does not seem to be the case here, though that does give Bryce the chance to work damn hard to steal the scene, and it is way too lengthy.
The judges know it as well. They discuss Bryce's perfect skin, the bandana on Tommy's arm, the number of benches, their own experiences fucking dry wall and even attempt to coin a new phrase to avoid really discussing the sex. The unanimous awarding the points to Tommy is predictable, if academic.
:: Episode 9 ::
Anyone who has watched a previous season of "SYTYCF" will be expecting the fake surprise one-on-one catty interviews with Matthew where they get to hammer each other as per the script, called the "You're Fucked Challenge." That doesn't necessarily mean it's not fun, and we've seen worse acting in this very script-heavy season, but even Matthew can't stifle a giggle saying, "you weren't expecting this" to Vance, who has been the cleverest of the sextet in avoiding as much dialogue as possible. Armond, third up to promise that he's only picking based on strategy, not actual feelings, tries to refuse an answer for dramatic heft, but after 20 or so minutes of suspenseful music, he is forced to give an answer (Matthew could swat him like a fly, so don't piss off the big guy). Porn's all-time favorite smiling good guy, Trenton Ducati, does the best under the circumstances, but then again, I'm not sure how this is actually a "challenge," so I've already over-analyzed it. "I hope I don't lose a friend over it," Tommy tells the camera, before making his choice.
Oh, there is another sex scene, though it seems kind of anti-climactic at this point. Whether by luck or design, there appears a tractor in our little slice of gloomy South Florida marshland. That gives Trenton and Vance a place to play that we haven't seen yet. I will give Vance credit, he really goes for it trying to deep-throat Trenton. The boy is going to have a sore throat from all of that gagging, but he's game. Trenton skips right to an ass munch until we have to send the boys inside for the fucking. Vance actually stops breathing upon trying to sit down all of the way on Trenton's cock, and if it weren't for his understanding top, we might have seen Vance go from team blue to code blue. It's not a smooth scene, Vance's teary yelping seems awfully real at points and it doesn't allow Trenton to open up with full force (despite some positions that give him the opportunity, he remains a gentleman), but Vance deserves kudos for keeping at it. He also has a terrific cum-shot he swallows back from Trenton's fingers.
I have to take issue with the judges (or the script) here with the laudatory description of the scene as "rapey." Gay porn has a long history of hot rape-like scenes and I have no objection to the scenario in the least. My problem is that the scene is completely the opposite in conception and presentation, so the scripted use of "rapey" is simply irresponsible wording. The scene is notable because it shows a bottom going way beyond his comfort to make it hot and a top who is letting the bottom pace the action. I'm glad we all agree the tractor was an asset. The panel is split on awarding points.
The series pays tribute to Matthew Rush as if he's getting a Golden Globe Lifetime Achievement Award. He's already retired, so doing this is not part of his "porn career." The hero worship, which seems genuine, is awfully over-the-top, so as long as we're not writing an obituary we don't know about, okay, fine.
The winner is: Landon Conrad
DVD features:
Disc 1: Episodes 1-3; trailers ("SYTYCF: Season 3," "Sweatbox," "The Silence of the Cams" and "Whorrey Potter"); no regional coding (playable worldwide).
Disc 2: Episodes 4-6 (full episodes or just the sex); no regional coding (playable worldwide).
Disc 3: Episodes 7-10 (full episodes or just the sex); no regional coding (playable worldwide).
A DVD Review by Brent Blue ( http://www.ManNet.com )
*** Highly Recommended ***