Ah Wilderness! Remember summer camp? Sleeping in a tent, hiking through wooded trails, getting back to nature, hot tight boy butts - er, okay, so maybe we didn't go to the same camps. Director David Collins' Campfire Guys is filmed entirely at the exclusive gay campground Camp De La Fierte, in Quebec, Canada. We're told by the narrator that this is one of the places the guys from Montreal escape to after a week of hard work.
Thery Donaldson and Toniteau Christian begin their adventure with a hike in the dunes adjacent to their tent. What little dialog there is, we begin to realize, is in French, so there are a few subtitles. Believe me, they aren't necessary to expand the plot. Through binoculars, Christian and Donaldson spot Pat Patrick and Chris Simone engaged in a naked squirt gun fight. Apparently, Patrick is the loser in this battle as he has to take Simone's rod up his tight hole. Street urchin Patrick's uncut boy meat pops quickly to be serviced by Simone. (Note: All of the erections in this film deserve a ssprong or twappttt sound effect as they spring with youthful verve from tight briefs)
In the next scene, Donaldson and Christian catch Sebastian Max and Patrick Labelle in a naked swim. Unfortunately, it's never quite clear who is who in the cast in this scene, but when Max and Labelle are joined by hikers Justin Cruz and Alexi Ferron, it's clear that these backstreet boys are cut from the same mold as the singing group. Sporting trendy hair and tight hot asses, these boys waste no time getting to the action. There is daisy-chain suck action, hot hole licking, ass munching and finally a group squirt onto the chest of the unidentified Mar or Labelle.
In the meantime, Donaldson and Christian, who have been watching the scene from afar, finally break open their own cookie jar and go at it in the woods. Donald's tanned vascular body plows Christian's boyish white ass. Donald shoots his own milk on Christian's milky white back. Christian solos his wad all the way up to his eyebrows to end this camping adventure. The weekends never seem long enough, do they?
Fans of lean, tight boys with hot, bubble butts and spring-loaded erections will find lots of adventure in these woods. At the end of the video, there are phone numbers and information for Camp De La Fierte, so that you can re-create your own version of the wilderness adventure.
- Harry Bayer