Our naughty Professor Radcliffe sets out to determine whether gay men or straight men possess the larger penis size. In time he finds out, but only by sampling a large quantity of each. Mmm...
We begin in a college lecture hall, where cover boy Mike Radcliffe plays the part of the studious professor. Did I say studious? I meant horny. Professor Radcliffe invites volunteers from the class for his various demonstrations. He measures them flaccid, then with erections, gingerly fondling their manhood and groping their fine looking bottoms. He explains that often times his volunteers are somewhat intimidated by being naked in front of their classmates, therefore unable to achieve a full hard-on. He assists in this matter by sucking them enthusiastically.
The cast is not individually identified, but there are a few recognizable players here. The first student is jacked off as the rest of the class watches, mesmerized.
Two more students volunteer and get the professor's deluxe treatment. He sucks the first, then the second, then they suck each other. Some notes are made during the process, in keeping with the ongoing research being conducted. Eric Evans force-feeds his cock to the teacher while asking, "You like that, slutty professor?" It would seem that he does, as he peels himself down and gets sucked by the students.
Sam Crockett plays the concerned college Dean, certain that Radcliffe is having way too much fun on campus. He becomes intent on catching Radcliffe in the act of having sex with his students. Crockett contacts campus security with the issue. They promise to look into the allegations, setting up the delectable Richard Raines as a decoy student. Well, you can guess where this goes. Raines gobbles Lex Kyler's wiener, then bones him in the ass. I repeat, Mmm
Since Radcliffe gets called out of town (to present at a sex conference), he appoints Carlos Cruz to conduct his ongoing research on his behalf. Cruz shows up to the home of Eric Evans and brings out more than the tape measure. Evans watches as Cruz gobbles his meat pole, then plugs the professor's assistant in the ass with it for good measure. This satisfies each tremendously.
Elsewhere on campus, some unknown hottie hooks up with porn veteran Michael Vista and licks his butthole clean. Not surprisingly, the mystery man goes on to fuck Vista's ass silly. In the end we never do learn who possesses the larger cock, gay or straight men, but I suspect that we knew all along.
- Burny Edmonds