Simply put, "The Missing Link" is amazing. It doesn't seem possible, but Chi Chi LaRue has given us yet another fierce two-parter. From the MTV-velocity montage opening to the cum-drenched finale, this is one of the best of the year (2001). Through it all, Blake Harper is the glue (or goo, if you prefer) that links the eight sex scenes together. He pops up between the scenes in black-and-white to say something philosophical or raunchy and we quickly segue into the next episode of depravity. (The following descriptions will of necessity be brief, since this is such a long production.)
The first scene is a tale of two sailors and two leathermen. Leatherman Rex Sterling is an all-American type with a nice muscular body, while leatherman Aaron Parker is bearded, fair and dangerous looking. Sailor Jay Ross is as cute as a button, smooth and tanned, and sailor Troy Banner is tall, goateed with a long powerful cock with a meaty head. The men trade blows and then Aaron rims Rex, then Rex rims Aaron. Then Troy shaves Rex's long hair with clippers as Jay blows him from below. Troy fucks Aaron as Rex fucks Jay. Everyone cums big loads.
The next scene, an assplay oriented one, features big-eyed Brad McGuire, hot daddy Kenny Wolfe, musclestud Steve Cassidy and über-bottom Jackson Price. Newcomer Kenny has hair as black as coal and a scruffy beard to match; his cock is thick and his body hairy. The opening scene is framed through Jackson's leather chaps (he's standing on a platform and the other three are across the room groping and kissing). Things heat up quickly as Steve sucks Brad, then Jackson sucks Brad, Brad rims Jackson, Jackson sucks Kenny, Brad and Steve rim Jackson, Kenny rims Jackson, Brad blows Kenny, Brad rims Kenny, Steve blows Brad (with a brief moment of Brad pissing into a bucket), Brad fucks Steve doggy-style, Brad rims Jackson and Steve, Brad then shoves a chain up their butts and slowly pulls the chain out -- link by link. All cum big loads on Steve, the human cum-rag.
The action moves from chains to pumps. The next sequence begins with coffee-colored musclestud Tom Lynx pumping away with his cock and balls encased in a Lucite tube. He pumps and pumps until everything is swollen to enormous proportions. Lance Gear then enters the room, removes the sheath, and blows Tom's puffy cock. Meanwhile, in the background, Mitch Ryder is waiting (a slim-goodie with a long cock). Tom and Lance reward his patience by taking turns sucking on his cock. Mitch then fucks Lance missionary on a table, and Tom does Lance one better by fucking him doggy- and missionary-style.
The next scene is a down-and-dirty orgy. It starts with blue-eyed devil Adam Wolfe and goateed Latino Alex Burbon off in a corner trading blows and rims as musclebound Mike Radcliffe, biker dude Mark Reed, swarthy Mondo Moore and goateed daddy Scott Ramm are clustered on the other side of the room sucking and rimming. They go at each other fervently, with sweet kisses, hot mouths on cock, tongues flickering in asses, reciprocating back and forth. Eventually, Adam fucks Alex on the floor and topmen Mark and Scott takes turns fucking bottoms Mondo, Tigger and Mike. All shoot nice loads.
*** INTERMISSION ***
Nino Bacci, Tom Katt, Adam Hart and Brandon Warner are up next. The action here is excellent -- two couples, each passionately tearing each other apart. In the foreground, Tom sucking Adam; in the background, Nino sucking Brandon. Then, trading places, Nino sucks Adam as Brandon sucks Tom. Nino then rims Adam as Brandon rims Tom. Individual shots and close-ups of both couples punctuate shots as both couples are going at it. Adam then fucks Nino doggy-style with deep, hard thrusts. Adam fucks Tom missionary and then Brandon lap-fucks Nino to climax. Adam and Tom splash their loads on Nino's chest and Brandon pops on Nino's backside. Bacci is a serious pig-bottom here, which culminates in a big finish on a sofa, with gobs of goo all around.
A very horny bunch, Logan Krewe, Adam Wolfe, Brandon James and Deacon Frost meet up to trade blows and rims in a big airy room. The kissing here is passionate and deep. This scene nicely showcases some great oral work -- deep-throating and deep-rimming galore -- everyone equally participating, no prima donnas. Then, Adam, Brandon and Deacon blow their big loads all over Logan's face. Afterwards, Logan stands up, cum dripping off his jaw, and pops off his load. This is a slick and sweaty scene.
In the next scene, Australian newcomer Peter Raeg -- a dark and attractive man with a tight body with an ass so big and muscular you just want to cry looking at it -- is paired with Lance Gear, a gorgeous specimen in his own right with, like Peter, a great ass. Lance and Peter have some anything-you-can-do-I-can-do-better sex. Peter sucks Lance like a pro. Lance sucks Peter like a madman. Lance pisses in a container and drizzles it on Peter. Peter pisses in a container and douses it on Lance. Peter rims Lance with warm, smooth licks. Lance chomps down on Peter's hole with gusto and plenty of saliva. Lance fucks Peter with solid, powerful strokes. Peter plows into Lance's hole like a bat out of hell. They then mount the handles on a big steering wheel before blowing hot loads to end one of the hottest flip-flops scenes I've seen in some time. Both men yank out creamy loads.
The next scene is pure genius. Blake Harper starts off with Jeremy Tucker. Jeremy fucks a bent-over Blake, and then the scene transitions to two very dark-skinned black men, Dex Black and Jay Black. Both of these men are incredibly beautiful with skin so smooth and lovely it looks like dark chocolate was poured over them. Blake thinks they're made of chocolate, too, because he eats and eats away at their buttholes. Then, quite surprisingly, he fucks both of them. Excellent!
Now, for the piece-de-resistance: a blockbuster orgy with super-hung Chad Hunt, Evan Taylor, Erick Martins, Joshua Kater, Marcus Iron, Tom Lynx and Carlos Morales. Erick and Tom blow Chad. Evan and Joshua blow Marcus. Joshua sucks Carlos. Marcus fucks Evan missionary. Joshua sucks Chad. Erick fucks Joshua, doggy-style. Chad sit-fucks Carlos. Chad and Evan double-penetrate Carlos -- Ouch! The action then segues into a fuck-a-thon, with Carlos as bottom. Erick, Evan and Tom gangbang Carlos missionary. Chad then brings up the rear with a Lucite dildo-fuck and then a thrusting fist-fuck. It's impossible to go into every position in which these guys find themselves, but everyone participates quite aggressively. The scene ends with a wonderful group jerk-off -- all over lucky Carlos.
It's not easy to get the best performances ever out of familiar performers and then squeeze in spectacular debuts in the same flick, but Chi Chi has done it. And no one but LaRue could pull off so successfully the kind of intensity shown here. But, make no mistake, there is only one star in "The Missing Link." It's not Chi Chi LaRue. It's not any of the many wonderful performers or behind-the-scenes technicians. It's not one individual element. It's the sum of all the great parts. The "star" is the video itself, and that's what makes this such a great effort. No one person, place or thing takes center stage for too long before the camera expertly whisks the viewer to yet another interesting person, place or thing.
Whatever you do, do not miss this "Link."
The DVD version includes the full-length feature; interactive menus; digitally remastered; chapter selections; slide-show gallery, and no regional coding.
A VHS + DVD Review by Butch Harris
Up for some kink? Well here it is, Bunky! All Worlds, Chi Chi LaRue and Dirk Yates have filled two tapes with 36 guys going at it for almost four hours of fetish frenzy. Sure, there are orgies galore as only LaRue can do, but there's also heads getting shaved, penis pumps, water sports,and chains being pulled out of assholes. The mail-order version contains "controversial" scenes that you won't get in the rental version, but I honestly couldn't tell you what you wouldn't get if you rent the video.
Before I say a word about the scenes, I have to say a few words about the cast. A quarter of the cast are newcomers, but you'd never know it. They completely hold their own with the vet sexpigs they share scenes with. And what an array of sexpigs they are! The cast is incredibly hot, and LaRue gets bonus points for having some racial diversity in the cast.
Blake Harper does a short teaser intro to each scene but only fully appears in the final scene. The first scene is a leather version of West Side Story but has the Sailors versus the Leathermen. Once they start "rumbling," it's every man for himself, with lots of sucking and rimming. Hot newcomer Rex Sterling gets a new haircut while doing some oral action, but it's fellow newbie Aaron Parker who gets best of show in this scene. Looking like a lean, hairy leather god, Parker proves to be versatile, verbal and shoots a huge load while being fucked by sailor Troy Banner.
Am I the only gay man that thinks glossy black thigh-high boots should only be worn by hookers? Well, superstar Jackson Price has them on in the next scene, which features a ton of assplay. Price sucks all the other guys while they take turns rimming his hole. Brad McGuire really steals the scene, though, with his cocky attitude, rock hard cock, verbal commands and water sports with equally sexy Steve Cassidy. It's McGuire who shoves one end of a big galvanized link chain up Cassidy's hungry hole and the other end up Price's bottomless pit. The guys have looks on their faces as if this hurts I have a buddy who does this quite a bit and loves it and says it doesn't hurt at all. Maybe the chain was cold. It is pretty wild to watch the chain come out of both asses link by link though.
The next scene is a penis pump scene. Tom Lynx is the one pumping, but sexy Lance Gear comes in and sucks on the pump and the handle before sucking on Lynx's bloated cock. Gear is such a dickpig you forget how silly it looks to see him sucking a plastic tube. Sexy, lean Mitch Ryder is also in the scene, and he gets serviced by both studs before Ryder and Lynx plow Gear's ass.
The next scene is an orgy scene that starts out in small groups. The scene is a little too busy, with so much cutting away from one group to the next. It's hard to focus on any one thing going on for very long. When the groups get together, it's actually easier to follow. Alex Burbon and Mondo Moore have great chemistry with whoever they are with, and humpy Mark Reed is one my favorite "daddies." They do a three-way with Reed in the driver seat. and it's hot! Tigger also plays community bottom and gets plowed good and hard, then licks his own load off Adam Wolfe's boot. Hot!
The next segment has Adam Hart, Tom Katt, Nino Bacci and Brandon Warner in a four-way suckfest with the beefy Hart and Katt as the tops. Bacci and Warner give great head and rim the tops before Hart fucks the hell out of Bacci and then Katt. Everyone shoots their load on Bacci at the end. Hart pees in a bowl in the scene, but nothing comes of it. There's more piss in the next scene though. Hot newcomer Peter Raeg pees into a funnel for Gear. He then gets drenched in his own urine while getting gut punched by Gear. Gear then pees into his own mouth before the two make out. I'm gonna guess you won't see this on the rental! The guys rim, suck and then fuck each other. They are totally into each other, and the scene sizzles. Did I mention the nipple clamps?? As if that wasn't enough, the duo then fuck themselves on the handles of an old ship steering wheel. Ahoy, mateys! For a finale, the guys lick their own loads off each other's faces. Pretty damn hot.
The next scene is an oral-only scene, with lots of cocksucking, face fucking and rimming. Versatile Logan Krewe is the stud who gets a face full of cum by fellow studs Adam Wolfe, Deacon Frost and super-sexy Brandon James. Narrator Harper finally gets in on the action in the next scene. First, he sucks on Jeremy Tucker's big cock, then gets plowed by it. Tucker works up a sweat fucking Harper's hole. Next up, Harper gets his cock serviced by Dex and Jay Black before fucking them both. Harper is an awesome bottom, but this scene reminds you that he is powerful top as well! A sweat-soaked Harper blows his load all over all three guys in the end.
The final scene is another orgy, with seven guys in an industrial/dungeon setting. The action moves fast but is a lot easier to follow this time. Newcomer Joshua Kater slurps on Chad Hunt's big bone, then gets his ass slammed hard by Erick Martins. Evan Taylor sucks on Marcus Iron before being butt-fucked by the stud. Well-hung Carlos Morales somehow takes Hunt's hose up his hole, then gets a bonus when Taylor shoves his dick up there as well. Bottom boy Morales then spreads his cheeks for everyone in the room - twice! With Hunt fucking him, Morales asks for something bigger up his poop chute. Hunt obliges with his fist and then a very thick clear shaft dildo. You can look up the end of the dildo and see what Morales had for lunch. Yeah, that qualifies as kink! Finally, all the guys jizz all over Morales. Harper returns at the end to explain that the missing link is the missing part of him that will make him complete. Well, we know where not to look for it after that dildo scene!
This is an outstanding video by LaRue and company, with a great cast and great sets. The past Link videos always looked like they were filmed in tiny cramped dungeons. This one has lots of different sets and lots of room for the guys to stretch out in. While the group scenes are hot and offer a lot of viewing variety, it's the one two-way scene in the video that really sizzles. Maybe it's the chemistry between Gear and Raeg, but there is definitely a raw lust element there that isn't in all the bigger scenes. Still, there is so much going on with so many hot guys that this video is sure to please any viewer with the slightest hint of kink in their sexual diet. But what about mummification and eating out of dog bowls?? I guess I'll just have to wait for the next Link installment.
- Ryan Williams