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Distributor | Released | Length |
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Unzipped Video | 2004 | 120 |
The device that connects all of the action in "Be a Man" is dialogue that connects one scene to the other. It's a pretty ingenious way of linking four disparate scenes, including a customs office, a military latrine, a construction site, and a locker room together. As the title suggests, the line "Be a man!" is the universal exhortation used in all four.
In the opening scene, there is yet another clever play on language. Lanky hunk Claudio Martin plays a customs officer who is holding German stud Jason Hawke. Jason tries to communicate with him in German, but Claudio doesn't speak the language. Jason murmurs to himself, this time in English, "I'd like a piece of that -- I'd show him how to be a man." Well, surprise, Claudio does speak English, if not German, and he understands every word of Jason's promise. Claudio stands and unleashes his dick on Jason, who is seemingly undaunted by it's impressive size. As Jason greedily blows Claudio, his cheeks bulges out with the head of Claudio's dick. It's such a huge piece of meat that you can almost see the outline of it as Jason struggles to fit it all in. Claudio then sits and spreads his legs wide, his erection reaching for the skies, and his asshole teasingly visible. Jason again gets down on his cock, and as Jason blows Claudio, Claudio reaches back and plays with Jason's asscrack, spreading his creamy cheeks apart so he can get at Jason's hole with his fingers. Claudio goes down on Jason next, then Jason gets on a folding table, and Claudio tickles Jason's asshole with his tongue, Claudio's practiced technique makes Jason moan with pleasure. Jason then lowers himself onto Claudio's cock and rides, and there is a sublime angle of the action, with Jason's thighs straddling Claudio and Claudio's huge dick buried deep inside Jason's hungry ass. Claudio then fucks Jason reverse-missionary, with Jason on the floor, his ass in the air, and Claudio sliding into him facing in the opposite direction. Again, the view here is superb, and in one shot you can see Jason's ass being plundered by Claudio's huge dick as Jason jerks his own cock. Jason shoots his load in this position, and the cum drips down on his throat and chest, unfortunately missing his open mouth. Then Claudio pulls out and stands over Jason, releasing a load that rockets from the head of his dick.
The next scene is a three-way that takes place in a military latrine. Hot boy-toy Sebastian Tauza is on cleaning duty when two soldiers wearing only tighty-whities and boots approach him. One of the soldiers, Rob Romoni, orders Sebastian to lick his boots clean, and Sebastian does, while the other soldier, Theo Blake, looks on. It isn't long before Sebastian has both dudes' hard cocks in his face, and then Rob bends Sebastian over and gives him one hell of an energetic rim, so much so that it made me squirm in my seat. Theo gets a taste of Sebastian's ass, too, and then he alternates sucking off Rob and licking Sebastian's ass, while Sebastian props himself up on a sink. Rob and Theo then kneel side by side and take turns sucking on Sebastian's uncut dick, which is a real beauty. Rob then fucks Theo from behind and strokes Sebastian's dick at the same time (great multitasking, there, Rob). Then Theo fingers Sebastian's ass, and Sebastian's abs look great as he takes almost all of Theo's hand up his ass. In the finale, Rob is fucking Sebastian sidesaddle and Sebastian shoots his load. Both Theo and Rob shoot on Sebastian -- Theo cums first, and then Rob pops, leaving ropy strands of cum on Sebastian's chest and stomach.
Construction worker Troy Punk whines to Collin O'Neal that his boyfriend has left him. Collin knows a good opportunity when he sees it, and he is only too happy to console Troy. When Troy and Collin take off their shirts, each revealing a well-defined chest covered with hair, they look very hot together. (Sidebar on Collin: I have quickly become one of his biggest fans. Not only is he achingly handsome, he has onscreen charisma to burn.) In this scene, he really shines. He drops to his knees and mouths Troy's jock pouch, which is already bulging, and then Collin pulls Troy's pouch aside and releases his dick. Collin goes right to work, deep-throating Troy's dick and rubbing his beard against Troy's shaved ballsac until he groans with delight. Troy gives Collin a lot of oral attention next, starting with the straining elastic of Collin's jock pouch, and moving on to Collin's dick, with a wet, sloppy blow. Collin then spreads his thick thighs wide for Troy's tongue. As Troy gives Collin an erotic rim, the camera focuses on Collin's smile, which looks incredibly sexy, framed by his beard. Collin fucks Troy from behind as Troy rests one foot on the rung of a ladder, and the view, from underneath the action, is superb. Then Troy puts on a hard hat and sits on Collin's dick, riding it as Collin enjoys the action. Troy kneels and jerks off, his orgasmic cries muffled by Collin's dick, which is stuffed in his mouth. Collin then shoots, and he produces one of his trademark loads, which is impressive for both its volume and its trajectory. Seriously, this dude is a hazard: he could put someone's eye out with his cum-shot.
The last scene, in a locker room, features handsome Alex LeMonde as a trainer who is attending to a boxer after a bout. The boxer, Patrick Downs, is a gorgeous brunet hunk who looks great in a pair of satin boxing trunks. For that matter, he also looks great in nothing. Alex's idea of physical therapy involves kissing Patrick and then force-feeding him his uncut dick. As good looking as Patrick is in general, he seems to improve with a dick in his mouth -- there's just something about a gorgeous guy who's also a cockhound. Alex then pulls down Patrick's trunks, and the view of Patrick's voluptuous ass, framed by the straps of a white jock, is awe-inspiring. Alex bends over and spreads Patrick's cheeks apart, exposing his tight, hairless pucker. Then Alex explores Patrick's hole with his tongue and fingers, and I have to admit, I was jealous. Patrick turns around, and his jock pouch is full to bursting. Alex pulls the pouch aside, releasing Patrick's throbbing erection, and goes down on him. Then, in a very hot oral worship scene, Alex gets on the changing bench and Patrick uses his tongue to tease Alex's balls, dick and ass, while begging Alex to fuck him. Of course, Alex does fuck Patrick, and the scene is the best of the entire production. Not only does Patrick's ass look just amazing as he sits on Alex's dick, director Chi Chi Larue (who certainly knows a thing or two about hot ass) uses multiple angles to show it off. Just when you think it can't get any hotter, Alex reaches around to grab Patrick's asscheeks, one in each fist, and spreads them apart. Alex also fucks Patrick missionary, and his balls slap Patrick's ass with each thrust, and again, footage of the action is excellent, capturing the view from close-up and side angles. Patrick cums while Alex is still fucking him, and then Alex reaches up and squeezes the last drops of cum from Patrick's dick as he jerks himself off with his other hand. When Alex leans in to kiss Patrick at the end of the scene, and there's a big drop of cum still on Patrick's neck, but it's impossible to say whose it is, because both studs produce major loads in the finale.
To bring the story full circle, Jason returns at the end, having arrived in Brazil. He wonders aloud what kind of trouble he can get into there. Like after that scene with the customs officer he has to wonder?
DVD features: Chapters; cum-shots chapter; trailers ("[2]: The Movie" and "In Bed With"); and playable worldwide (no regional coding).
A DVD Review by Martin Cox
Legendary porn icon Chi Chi LaRue has directed four of the hottest sex scenes of the year in the latest Unzipped Video release, Be A Man. Although the plot is lame and the scenes seem a bit long at times, there is much here to enjoy over and over again. Of particular note is the best blow job you will see on screen this year. But more about that later.
The plot, such as it is, involves four men having some hard times. The men who are with them help them commiserate, usually by giving them an even harder time with their dicks. In the first scene, goateed Jason Hawke arrives in Brazil only to be detained by a gruff security officer played by Claudio Martin. Not knowing that the guard understands English, Hawke laments his being detained. The bedroom-eyed Martin tells Hawke to be a man about it.
That's all it takes for Hawke to show off his ample manhood. Martin, who has beautiful lips and very light chest fur, enjoys the tongue worship his balls receive from the youthful Hawke. While Hawke is bent over sucking Martin's rod, Martin starts fingering Hawke, then puts the butt fingers in Hawke's mouth. Hawke starts begging for more, and Martin rims him.
Martin returns the oral favor with some good foreskin work on Hawke. Both men are uncut, and there is a brief attempt at dick-docking. Martin puts Hawke on his back, and goes deep with his tongue up Hawke's dark tunnel. Hawke fingers his own ass, then licks his fingers. Finally, Hawke sits on Martin in a reverse straddle. With Martin's massive boner poking his prostate, Hawke's own hard cock bounces every which way but loose.
Hawke gets on his back, lifts his legs over behind him, and Martin plugs him from a standing position. With his own dick pointing in his face, Hawke gives himself a pearl necklace, and Martin finishes himself by jacking on Hawke's belly.
In the next scene, dark-haired Major Rob Romoni and his assistant, blond Theo Blake, stand above Private Sebastian Tauza. It seems that Tauza isn't doing a very good job scrubbing the latrine floor. After threatening him, Romoni advises Tauza to be a man and take his punishment. And what punishment it is! Tauza has to lick Romoni's and Blake's hard pricks, and he stops his complaining pretty quickly.
Romoni is all heart here, as he gives Tauza's hairy ass a good licking. Blake fingers Tauza, then moves into a full finger fuck while at the same time blowing Romoni. Romoni and Blake take turns blowing Tauza, then place their lips on each side of his boner, and Tauza fucks both their faces at once.
Romoni finally penetrates blond Blake while standing and is thus able to jack off Tauza at the same time. When Romoni does get around to sliding his cock inside Tauza's ass, Tauza can't help but moan in shock. Tauza's moans of ecstasy are for real, and after Tauza brings himself off, he quivers uncontrollably when Romoni pulls out of him in what looks like a second climax. Tauza was definitely "in the moment" in this scene, and you can really feel the intensity of his orgasm. Blake and Romoni both end by pumping their loads onto Tauza's chest.
Next up, furry coverman Collin O'Neal tells blond Troy Punk to take his recent breakup like a man. Soon enough, Punk has his face in O'Neal's crotch and his hand in O'Neal's thick chest hair. Seeing two handsome men grind their hips on each other while rubbing their hairy chests together is one of my favorite pastimes, and LaRue allows these two men ample time for erotic foreplay.
Not only is O'Neal one of the hottest muscle bears around, but he also has dick for days. When he slaps Punk's face with it, it's practically assault with a deadly weapon! I almost came without touching myself when O'Neal, oh, so slowly penetrates Troy and begins a full-length hip-thrusting boning. O'Neal alternates between slow ass massage and hard, fast prostate punching.
Unfortunately, Punk has some hardware problems near the end, but O'Neal has enough cock for both of them. Punk pumps himself to climax while sucking O'Neal, and O'Neal finishes by shooting several streams of cum straight into the air.
Finally, we come to the last scene, which includes the hottest moment in cocksucking you will see all year. Downcast boxer Patrick Downs has just lost a big bout, and trainer Alex LeMonde has to tell him to be a man about it. Downs is a young Rock Hudson type, and LeMonde is a Frenchman who learns a thing or two about French lovemaking.
When Downs swallows LeMonde's massive boner, he goes all the way down on it. This may seem de rigueur, but when Downs then sticks out his tongue to tickle the top of LeMonde's ballsac and gives the entire length of LeMonde's bone a full tongue massage, LeMonde can do nothing else but pop his eyes out in ecstasy and amazement. LeMonde reacts as if he has never experienced this before, and you can really feel his thrill.
LeMonde gives Downs a great boning, and LeMonde's big low-hangers do a real nice bouncing act throughout the fuck. The camera catches so much erotic detail that it will seem like you can feel LeMonde's balls slapping against your ass as well. Worked up to fever pitch, Downs' ballsac gets so tight around his balls that you half expect them to explode. Downs splashes out a squirter, but the big finish belongs to LeMonde, whose body becomes rigid and rock hard as he jacks to climax.
The only quibble with this video is the length of the scenes, although there is so much good material that the only way to improve them would have been to add an extra cumshots here and there. But with Tauza's uncontrollable shaking after climax, and one of the best blow jobs in memory, you have two of the best moments in porn for all of 2004. These few intense seconds, along with the handsome and masculine cast, make this video a must-have,and mark it as worthy of repeated viewing.
- Matt Woods