I'm not sure if the title refers to Major Carlo Cox of this spry military tale or to the expected reaction from the four nicely packaged scenes within, but I'd venture to say that both are fair references. Led by the supremely sexy Carlo, the soldiers of "Major Hardon" do good work under Paul Barresi's able direction.
Carlo, with solid muscles tucked under glorious chest hair, is jacking off to gay porn, when in walks handsome brunet Ben Campezi. Carlo doesn't mind the interruption and soon Ben and his perfectly coiffed hair are hunkering down for a blow. He gulps Carlo's dick and keeps sucking, stripping off his shirt to reveal a smooth buff chest as Carlo gets to reciprocate the sucking. Carlo is lively and efficient with his blowing, and Ben takes it with appropriate lust. Carlo starts to finger Ben as he's blowing him and then his dick has replaced his fingers. Fucking with momentum from his strong abs and muscular ass, Carlo is an aggressive top, shoving all the way into Ben's yummy ass. Ben flips over to take the fuck doggy and really shows off those cheeks, with Carlo building even more steam until he's ready to shoot halfway up Ben's back. Ben has a dotter to end the action.
On the stairs, right below the American flag, twinky Asian Kyle Roberts is delivering a blow to a pair of fatigue pants that the camera slowly reveals as belonging to swarthy and handsome Steven Richards. Kyle works very hard on Steven's long dick, which is easily bigger than Kyle's whole face. A naked Carlo walks through the action and tells them to "carry on," and Steven trades places with Kyle. Steven quietly blows Kyle's long thin cock with no problem. However, Steven seems far more excited when he gets to plow Kyle, his dick amazingly fitting fully in Kyle's hairless little butt. Steven actually has a very easy time of it, with no resistance from Kyle, leading to a fine fuck. Things are even smoother when Kyle ends up on his back, with Steven so confident he gives Kyle a sortie of full in-and-out shots. Steven has a gigantic shot all over Kyle's shirted torso and then Kyle has a juicy shot of his own.
Carlo asks Captain Sean to discipline blond beefy Sean West. Sean isn't upset when Raul tells him of his task, asking merely, "What are you waiting for, Captain?" He shoves his ass in Raul's direction and the latter provides a rim. It's a tasty one, delivered to a hairless butt by a frisky exploring tongue. Raul then blows Sean with the same energy, taking Sean's upward-hooking cock and foreskin with appropriate glee. Sean blows Raul, who also possesses a noticeably large dick. The camera notes Sean's continuing hard dick, but not at the expense of the fine blow Sean is delivering. Raul fucks Sean doggy, slapping Sean's ass as the bottom backs up on his cock. This is another slip-right-in-there fuck with no friction and no push-back. Good close-ups show the workmanlike action from both, who then fall into a sideways position that gets Sean to cum mid-fuck. Raul aims his cum right at Sean's belly button and it all falls there.
Major Carlo is sitting in his room with Jack Sanders, who notices Carlo has only a bed in there. Carlo can't think of what else is needed, and Jack can only think of condoms, which Carlo promises will appear later. For the time being, Carlo reveals his dick and Jack takes it with the best blow throughout the flick. He amazingly deep-throats all of Carlo's thickness. Carlo then gets to keep the action humming with an equally talented sucking of Jack's sizeable cock. Carlo then delivers a face-fuck to an upside-down Jack and then they make it an eager 69. Ever the able top, Carlo gets to fuck Jack, and the parade of effortless fucks continues. Jack has a very welcoming butt and Carlo uses a lot of energy to conquer it. He then throws one of Jack's legs in the air and fucks the bottom on his back. Here, he works up a ton of speed, and, in no time, Jack has plopped cum all over himself. The unquestioned star performer then blasts his second load on Jack's wet cock.
Like a crisp pair of military-issued pants, "Major Hardon" has a comfortable feel, with absolutely nothing but a few puns and a few pairs of fatigues interrupting the eager sex along the way.
A Video Review by Brent Blue