Not getting enough rough and tumble bullying in high school, some of the bears at the "Hard Cock Hotel," a clothing-optional retreat, have checked in just hoping to get something started. There's even a wrestling mat at the ready when guys like Dan Rider (the humpiest stud here, bar none) get the notion to mix it up with the other unsuspecting guests. Mark Andrews, a smooth 40-something, doesn't respond when Dan aggressively flirts poolside. Trying a different approach, Dan does the adult equivalent of pulling Mark's pigtails, shoving him onto a slippery rubber mat and waiting to see what Mark will do.
As with all the wrestling sequences throughout, the men reach a kind of critical mass where the pins and holds become less about putting an opponent in his place and more about getting something completely different started. Mark and Dan wrestle for several minutes, but their silly grins tell the real story. And just when it seems like Dan and Mark have come to some sort of physical truce, blond Brok Austin inserts himself into the fray. But by this time, Dan just enough steam left to make a salacious invitation for his two opponents, an invitation which is quickly accepted. Cut to Dan's hotel room where Mark is choking on Dan's cock. Dan keeps the pressure on by grabbing a handful of Mark's hair; this is one match he intends to win. And just like on the mat, Brok adds his two cents, putting his cock alongside Dan's for sucking. Dan's hairy, solid physique makes his fuck buddies look less than fit, even though they match him stroke for stroke. Everyone seems to be working hard to get their nut. Who knows if the air conditioning is on the fritz or was turned off on purpose, but by the time Dan decides to start fucking Mark, all three men are red-faced and perspiring heavily. The match comes to a conclusion with Mark burying his face between Dan's legs, nuzzling and nuzzling until this sexy power-bear finally erupts.
Tom Cage and Dakota Phillips didn't really have the acting chops to convince me that there's anything other than the best of intentions behind their heated, angry exchange. The imagined conflict is more humorous than anything else, but they're easy to forgive because they're both attractive daddies. I mean, really, who says, "You're cruisin' for a bruisin'" these days? Thankfully after their nude sparring, complete with put-on barbs and insults, these stocky studs decide their petty disagreements could be resolved more quickly with oral sex than mock slaps. They don't even bother to take their mischief indoors, sucking cock and rimming right there by the pool, in full view of the other hotel guests. Tom, a tough-looking daddy who could be blood related to Dan Rider, is a hungry tiger, especially when munching on Dakota's chute. But beyond the intense ass-eating, the scene is over before it really gets underway, the guys blowing their loads a few minutes after getting started.
The final "match" features three gents (Maxx Summers, Jeff Brookes and A.J.) fully engaged in water-soaked horseplay, followed by poolside tag-team wrestling. Director Paul Carrigan made sure these guys were completely worked into a lather before taking them to the bedroom for sex play. Jeff, another bearded dude with a happy stiffie, is quickly surrounded by Maxx and A.J. who tear into him with the same level of energy that they brought to their pre-sex warm-up. This trio is nicely disparate, Maxx seeming to be the youngest, A.J. the most traditional daddy, and Jeff just being plain hot. There's a goodly amount of positive fuck enthusiasm here, especially when Jeff decides he wants some dick in his ass. He self-assuredly sits on A.J.'s cock while Maxx works him from the front, keeping a concentrated look on his face while he rides the good vibes. Jeff is definitely using A.J.'s prick for his own pleasure rather than the other way round. Is there anything sexier than a bottom selflessly pressing his own joy buttons? His lusty grunts and groans make this the flick's best ass-banging.
At times the footage seems a little bit red and the half-hearted wrestling goes on a bit too long. But between the three bearded muscle bears -- Dan, Tom and Jeff -- there's plenty reason to make a reservation at the "Hard Cock Hotel."
DVD features: Chapters; gallery; behind-the-scenes footage; trailer ("Wrestling Auditions"); and no regional coding (playable worldwide).
A DVD Review by Rick Forrent