Another in a semi-regular series of weekend liberty in San Diego fuck flicks from the master of military sex romps, "Horny Weekend" is typical of these Dirk Yates extravaganzas, straight, or at least straight-looking, military types turning their full attention toward cock and gonad satisfaction in cheap motels and other sleazy venues. As such, it lives up to its predecessors, especially in introducing us to a major star, the boy-toy on the cover named Lucas, a slim-toned whirling dervish who simply cannot get enough dick in his mouth or up his ass to satisfy his cravings.
We first meet him in that typical room, in his shorts on the bed, on a cellphone, leaving a message for a buddy who has obvious stood him and his buddy, Aiden Banks, up when it came to a promise to show them around San Diego. In comes Aiden, a dark-eyed, hawk-nosed and nicely tanned Mediterranean type, just out of the shower. He drops his towel and asks, "Wanna party?" The pale, tattoo-flecked Lucas is a perfect contrast to his buddy, and the intensity of their coupling is among the best seen in quite a while by this long-time Yates observer, the kissing is deep and hard, and the sucking is invigoratingly active (both are blessed with serious honkers). But it's when Aiden sticks his fat cock up Lucas' butt that the real action begins, Lucas is a fabulous bottom, throwing himself up into Aiden's thrusts, kissing him while impaled, holding on to the cock with his muscles as Aiden rolls him over and then up into different positions. Not one to be labeled as a pure bottom, Lucas then flips Aiden onto his back and fucks him just as hard, punctuating his thrusts with kisses until he pulls out and showers Aiden with cum. They go side-by-side for Aiden's cum-shot, then kiss and Lucas gets up to go find his buddy.
His buddy turns out to be Sledge Sawyer, a tall stalk of corn who is otherwise engaged at the time visiting another weekend libertarian, the hirsute and hung Bill Ray. Bill is in another seriously decrepit motel room stark naked and flailing away while looking at a magazine filled with naked women when Sledge walks in. Bill has obviously been waiting for him, and Sledge has obviously been with him before, they get right down to business with Bill stripping his buddy and sliding his mouth over the long cock before they slip right into a vigorous 69. These guys are typical of the Yates stable, Bill, who looks to be in the over-30 demographic, has a solid, pretty pecker that is surrounded by an enormous bush of hair, while strawberry-blond Sledge has a cock that is in bazooka territory and a fairly hairless body. While they are good orally, it's Bill's rimjob on Sledge's pucker that catches the eye, and roils the crotch, here. The guys sticks his tongue way up the hole, which is framed by a white set of orbs that have scratch marks on them, obviously, Sledge gets reamed a lot. Still, it is Bill who's the bottom here, as Sledge slides into him sidesaddle for a brief fuck that ends in a mutual cum-shot all over the hairy guy's chest. They finally kiss to end the scene.
Meanwhile, Lucas is out looking for Sledge and winds up in an alley where a pick-up truck is blinking its hazards and the slightly roughhewn T.J. Davis is stroking his bada-bing waiting for a blowjob. Cut in the same type of mold as the great porn star Sam Crockett, T.J. lifts his T-shirt up over his shoulders, slides his jeans down, spreads his legs and waits for the always-hungry Lucas to drop to his knees, which he does in a flash, eyes wide and mouth open. Shot with great lighting and from a number of angles, the blowjob shows us what a huge task Lucas has, the head is almost as wide as his full jaw, but this kid loves cock and the challenge presented by T.J. excites him into near obsession. Soon both are fully naked in the alley that leads T.J. to abandon his trade ruse and to drop down for a taste of Lucas' impressive post-pubescent prick. They move onto the flatbed of the pick-up and get all 69'd up, with Lucas on top, and the shots are fabulously erotic. He slips a condom on T.J. and shimmies up to sit right on that log. He rides it as though it was just six inches (it's at least that wide), and then spreads out for a missionary-fuck that is the best of the flick before he creams and T.J. sprays him with his stream.
Still looking for Sledge, Lucas stumbles into a porn shop where his pal Aiden is already cruising the clerk, a humpy jock boy named Stetson, who looks like the love child of Eddie Cibrian ("Third Watch") and Dean Cain ("Lois & Clark," etc.). Then Sledge walks in, and the party starts again. Aiden and Lucas drop to their knees and start blowing Sledge as Stetson looks on from behind his desk, pumping his pud. A general orgy ensues that is not the strongest scene in the flick, especially since the extremely hot Stetson (whose crotch looks like it's recovering from a pube trim) remains in trade mode throughout. Still, Lucas, Sledge and Aiden do a good job of servicing Stetson and each other (Lucas and Sledge have a particularly hot joint encounter with Stetson's rod and their mouths). Lucas and Aiden eventually bottom for the other two as the sun sets over the San Diego harbor.
DVD features: Chapters; gallery; trailers; and no regional coding (playable worldwide).
A DVD Review by Bo Champion