Bret Wolfe is still nursing his miraculous new thingamagig from the last episode as he and Sister Roma (calling her sponsor) see Peter Ross released from Nick Capra's room. Sister Roma quips that she thought "this one" was straight. "Yeah, straight to the wallet," Bret notes. Honey, no one straight wears Speedos like that! Peter hasn't been paid in cash, but with a retro chain necklace. "Girls love a man with bling," he tells the others. But in the game of bling, who at Wet Palms will cash in the most?
Dante Fox has done his job in making sure that Jason Ridge didn't get to Europe, having tied him to the bed. Superbly handsome Dante insists he's protecting Jason "from making the biggest mistake of his life." Jett magazine employee Rod Barry furiously searches through Michael Soldier's files as Michael fumbles for his keys to the room and Rod manages to steal an important file as Michael gloats about the big "Man of the Year" party he's throwing. Gabriel Knight wakes up in Brad Benton's bed and gently untangles himself from Brad's arms. Half-awake Brad thinks it is Jason leaving. Rod, pretending not to care if Brad really slept with Gabriel or not, is there to bring him the file on Jettphetamine, the precise drug that has been making Bret so loony. It seems that a Jett testified in the suits against Jett Labs the first time this drug created havoc and Brad is going to get to the bottom of the case! Sister Roma learns something very interesting about the pills from the still-not-gay Peter.
Brad meets Barrett Long in an alley. Barrett is a representative of the man who can help Brad discover the truth about the Jettphetamines. But there are conditions. "You want the file, he wants the leverage and I want your load," he tells Brad. So, Barrett pulls out a video camera and sets it to record as he pulls out his unimaginably large cock for Brad to suck. Barrett, looking wonderfully trim and shapely, gets a knowing blowjob from ace Brad, who works as many inches of the monster as he can. For good measure (no pun intended), Barrett blows Jason as well. Then Brad bottoms for Barrett, who very smoothly plugs Brad's hole with the entirety of his dick. Working it with power, it's a smashing fuck on the part of both guys. It's not easy to play with Barrett Long, but Brad Benton is an ideal partner. Barrett rewards him with a massive juicy shot all over his chest. Given the file by Barrett, Brad shoots as well.
The file contains some very shocking news. Very shocking! It's so shocking that Brad calls Zak Spears to use what he knows, since it implicates Zak's brother Michael. Sister Roma finds Bret rooting through the plants for a hidden stash of his drugs and she tries to reason with him. He won't take advice from her, since she's "spent more time in rehab than Anna Nicole." Sister Roma wants to take the pills to Gus Mattox, whom she knows can help, as Bret admits his problem. "I've hit bottom ... even for a bottom." But, the intervention isn't much of a success when Bret dashes off to find more pills.
Brad goes to Zak, to confront him about Michael. You see (are you sitting down for this one?), Brad thinks Michael is suffering from "dementia lotsacocks." Zak Spears is about the only man in porn who can hear that and still keep a straight face, and is determined to send his unhinged brother away (back in Episode Three, Michael made Brad submit to a humiliating sexual episode, so Brad knows the full extent of his mania). Brad is worried that Zak will then close the Jett magazine (where he works), but instead Zak offers him a job as its editor.
Dante still has Jason tied up, but his light touches have given Jason a hardon. "Now I know how Patty Hearst felt," he coos. Well, Jason's character has never been the brightest in this pack. Anyway, dark swarthy Dante plays with the cock teasingly and offers to untie Jason if he promises to enjoy a sex session. How can Jason resist a hunk like Dante? Horned-up Jason blows Dante's meaty cock with his usual elegant style and then Dante does more ferocious work when he sucks off Jason. With one leg flung over Dante's shoulder, Jason bottoms for his captor. Dante is a top-flight fucker, pushing hard from his hips and getting himself fully in Jason's hairless welcoming hole. Jason has a splashy load being fucked and Dante is right behind him with a shot that re-coats Jason's chest. After they have finished and Jason is asleep, Dante informs his boss that they are done and he can show himself.
The captor is none other than Michael Soldier, exacting his revenge for the time Jason pushed him into the pool "in front of a pack of rabid nosy homosexuals" back in Episode Six. Michael then explains to Jason that the modeling gig was no more than softcore porn and he's been protecting him the entire time. Of course, his motives are not entirely mercenary. Jason is the top model for Bubble Underwear, and he doesn't want the supposed impostor Gabriel getting that gig. Gabriel and Gus have a heart-to-heart where Gus doles out loads of good fatherly advice. Gabriel is upset at all that has happened and he feels like a moocher. "That's what families are for," Gus sweetly notes. Papa Mattox is very disheartened to hear Gabriel say he wants to leave, rather than be seen as a "spoiled Jett heir." Paris Hilton doesn't have a problem with it, why should he?
Jason has the last mysterious line in this episode when luscious Ethan Marc shows up, no doubt to reclaim the boy-toy piece of ass he's delighted in for so long. Is Jason now "in bed" with the bad side of the Jett family and intent on ruining those in the Jett path, including Ethan? And what of Gabriel? Will he be able to resist Gus' adoring lovable charms, which work probably as well as a father as they do as a sex partner?
DVD features (Disc 2): Ability to view just the sex scenes; cum-shot reviews; gallery; episode synopsis; episode credits; WetPalms.com tour; original script notes available for computer download; no regional coding (playable worldwide).