["SexPack One: Four Tight Tales"]: In "Men on Black," big slab-o'-furry-beef Eric Evans meets a smaller slab-of-less-furry-beef, Brent Banes. Eric's been in the porn biz many years, but unlike a lot of stars who begin to look haggard after a couple of years, Eric just looks better and better. Brent isn't classically handsome, but he has a kind of square-jawed, rugged straight-boy face that goes well with his muscular body. He looks a little bit like Vin Diesel. They're both decked out in leather harnesses and they're in a black room with a big black cube in the middle at an appropriate height for fucking (although it seems a little hard for our tastes). Brent is wearing a funny chastity belt. It's a kind of shiny metal codpiece, which Eric uses a key to open so that he can start sucking Brent's stout but thick meat. There are close-ups of the tip of Eric's tongue darting in and out of Brent's gaping piss hole. Eric's chaps come down so Brent can give him a highly enthusiastic blowjob. This scene has no music, just slurping and moaning and a little sex-talk. Quite realistic. Eric gives a long rimming to Brent's puckered hole; Brent sucks Eric some more while feeling up Eric's big muscles. (You know, that's something often missing in porn. They get these guys with fantastic bodies, but nobody ever touches each other. How can they resist?) Eric gets his own hole rimmed and finger-fucked, and then he slips on a rubber and fucks Brent, who's very expressive about his enjoyment. Brent continues to feel up Eric's body during the fuck.
["SexPack Five: Dirty Deeds"]: I've seen the main act of this scene performed before, but never for this extended a time and never with such determination. But, let's get there first. The players in "Cock Stuffer" are Matt McGrath, a tall very hairy guy with a big bushy goatee, and Joe Stack, by far the biggest man in porn you can still call "cute," with his adorably friendly face but massive muscular build and shaven gray hair. Matt has his dick pierced and Joe tugs at it forcefully as he throws his entire body into eating Matt's balls. No, that's not fair. He's not eating, he's DEVOURING them. He slaps them, he chews them, and he pulls them. There is nothing he can think of to do to Matt's balls that he doesn't do, and nothing Matt doesn't mind. This guy is totally impervious to pain. And, man, is it hot. Sweat pours down Joe's face as he slams his face and hands around this guy's balls. If you're still wondering why those clunky black boots are such a popular item of gay attire, when you see them tied to Matt's huge balls, you'll remember why. Joe dumps a ton of weights into the boots, and still Matt takes it all like a good soldier. After a little more ball torture (which is somehow sensual rather than frightening), the cock-stuffing comes in. Matt takes a long stainless steel rod and slides it in his dick. He doesn't flinch. He starts slowly, but then picks up speed and teases the whole cock with it. He slides it all the way in as Joe's hard dick with its own piercing can be seen on the side of the screen furiously being jacked in excitement. "That's fuckin' incredible," Joe coos at one point -- and he ain't kidding. Joe not only strokes Matt's dick with the rod inserted, but he also blows it in the easy highlight of the scene. Expert Joe gets his mouth all the way down the dick with the sound inserted! How many dangers does that act contain? But, the payoff of seeing it is worth any squeamishness you are supposed to feel. At the end of the scene, Joe fucks Matt rather gratuitously (anything would be easy after the cock-stuffing display) -- of course the rod is still in Matt's dick -- and then Joe finishes by stuffing his own face into Matt's crotch to inhale the cum he just spewed there. Now, a few things make this scene so incredibly special. First is the camerawork itself, altering between color and black-and-white, and shot from a dazzling array of interesting positions. Second is the pure enjoyment a dependable pro like Joe Stack gets from seeing this done up close. The impressed look on his face isn't acting, I hope. Third? Well, the fact that Matt McGrath discovered he could pull off this feat and wants to share it with all of us.
["SexPack Seven: Pigs in Heaven"]: In "The Other White Meat," Buck Philips hooks up with young blond Aaron Tanner. It's red-hot and edited lightning-quick. As these two men climb a set on stairs bare-chested, Tanner practically mauls Buck. Playing with his chest, and licking his pits, it's not long before Aaron is sniffing out Buck's rear. He places his head near Buck's ass, just before Philips removes his pants and then shoves backwards. Aaron virtually makes love to Buck's cheeks -- carefully eating and lapping the hairy crack. When Buck turns and stands over Tanner, Aaron uses that wicked tongue on Buck's throbbing erection. Right there on the stairs, Tanner aggressively takes Philips' ass. It's a muscular screwing, with Aaron keeping pace with Buck. Like a hot little sexpig, though, Philips is at ease giving or taking. After his own ass has been filled, he plows Tanner missionary. Buck's muscular and sweaty legs look especially dynamic here, as do his balls slamming against his co-star.
["SexPack Eight: Sky's the Limit"]: In "Desert Dreams," dependable hairy Mark Evrett is in the desert, hair a-covered with fuzz, sitting on a rock jacking off. He smiles and looks up at the sky, the camera loving to watch his shapely abs. His cock is a handful for himself, and he has a unique overhand masturbation technique that keeps the solo interesting. Surprisingly low-key synthesizer music urges the feeling of dreaminess and the editing keeps Mark's time to a minimum, showing just enough to appease the appetite. Throwing stickiness all over the place at the end.
["SexPack Ten: This End Up!"]: This scene takes place outdoors between smooth intense Michael Soldier and Raging Stallion's Man of the Year 2003, Tom Vacarro, looking his absolute best with a lot of shadow on his face and his chest hair so edible. Michael takes a good long time working his way down that chest, pausing at the nipples. He finally does make his way down to Tom's dick, which is way too massive for Michael to deep-throat, but which he attacks with total fervor. He closes his eyes and takes in whatever he can, with Tom's hand on the back of his neck helping him keep up the wonderful speed he's using in wetting the cock. Michael then leans up against a tree so Tom can suck him, starting out with a deep-throat as Michael grows in his mouth to a size that makes all that gulping more difficult. However, Tom, his tongue on the bottom of the shaft, actually manages to hit the bottom of it again fully hard. Tom works slowly, the ultimate tease. Michael may have a different speed, and goes back to it when he returns to blowing, but it's no less sexy. Both belong in this scene. On a compost heap, Tom pokes around at Michael's ass with some mock-fucking. There's a stunning camera angle from above Michael's body that shows Tom seemingly fucking him (though he's not), with Michael using his fingers to pull Tom's cock at himself. Instead of giving it to him as he wants, Tom instead increases the tease by rimming Michael instead. Now he's in full-attack mode, getting in as deeply as possible. Finally, Tom begins his fuck, at first taking it nice and slow and then, once he has Michael growling, fucks him fully. Speed, focus, depth, you name it. Tom uses every trick available to plug Michael. The fucking is absolutely sensational, and Tom twirls it off like he's clipping his toe nails, the easiest most natural thing in the world. It only stops when Michael has a cum-shot in the middle of it and then Tom joins with his blast.
DVD features: Chapters; trailers; and no regional coding (playable worldwide).
A DVD Review by Butch Harris