WARNING!
Distributor | Released | Length |
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Adonis Pictures | 2006 | 90 |
Who says cum and blood can't mix?
Tina Tyler comes home to a dark apartment to find it unlocked. Is there someone in the bedroom? Or maybe the bathroom? Or is it just the cat? No, it's Bonesaw, who kills her in the most unique and cost-effective manner I've seen in a while.
The movie, suggested by the gorefest "Saw" movies ( http://SawMovie.com ), lurches into even scarier gear when Bobby Williams finds himself in a grimy bathroom in just his boxer briefs (which protect his fucking amazing ass). On his ankle is an electric brace and he finds out the voltage the hard way, while getting instructions from a speaker on the sink. He is told to go into a room where hairy rugged Ty Hudson is having his ass eaten by handsome colorfully tattooed Brandon Irons. The voice gives him cryptic information, and will only allow him to watch the two guys. "After they cum, something is going to happen." "What? "Something terrible." Nobody in porn plays the naïf better than Bobby Williams, who aces the acting here.
Whatever is going to happen is going to happen, so at least Ty and Brandon are enjoying themselves. Brandon's tongue goes way into Ty's fuzzy butt, pulling the cheeks wide apart so he can dig in. Ty then turns around so Brandon can blow him. Brandon's wanton mouth does good work on Ty's thick piece and Ty takes his time when he gets to deep-throating Brandon. He reeks of piggishness here, staring up at his partner with such desire. Brandon's milky asshole comes in for some heavy munching as the guys maneuver themselves all over a forklift. It's Ty who ends up legs-in-the-air with Brandon fucking him. Brandon is given to potent forceful thrusts, which casual Ty takes as complete relaxation. He keeps his cheeks spread for Brandon's depth charges and they take their act all over the machinery. I didn't know forklifts could be so sexually useful. The guys cum just like the voice said they would. Bobby is then given a puzzle to figure out by the voice, who gives him one minute to figure it out or he gets another big shock. Bobby gets the answer right, but not everyone survives this ghoulish plot.
At the police station, detective Jason Tiya gets a rather amusing call from psychic Rob Romoni, who claims to have seen murders by a man in a mask, and not only that, the masked killer has his ex-boyfriend!
As for Bobby, he's given a series of brain-scratchers. There are three doors that can be unlocked by his answers and they only net him one door. So, the clever maestro of the macabre tells him he has 15 minutes to get off the guy behind the door or the guys dies and Bobby has to continue alone. "What if I can't?" Oh, please, Bobby! All I have to do is look at you and ... oh, wait, I'm not in this movie.
In the opened cage is tall youthful brunet Brett Mathews. Bobby darts over to the hairy-chested cutie and starts feverishly sucking his cock. Ever the gallant talent, Bobby gives it a ferocious working over, using his expert tongue and speedy hand. Brett pants as if any moment is going to deliver the cum-shot as Bobby works him over wet and hot. The clock may tick, but that only means more dick. This is an insanely interesting reason for a blowjob (courtesy of writer and director Jett Blakk) and it's shot, performed and edited with such tension that the urgency is 100% believable. With ten minutes to go, they kiss for a bit (well, the have to have some fun) and then Bobby dives into Brett's ass with the same hardworking tongue. Again Brett moans like it's coming quickly, and Bobby sprint rims with flair. Six minutes left and it's time for Bobby to fuck Brett. Come on, Bobby, you can do it! And he does. His topping is wonderfully pretty and very efficient. No time for posing here, he just rams ahead into Brett with power. So little time is remaining, but Bobby is doing the absolute best he can do with his imploring fuck. Bobby cums, but will Brett get off with only seconds remaining? His cum-shot is large and long-lasting, but did it beat the clock?
Back at the station, Rob shows up to continue warning Jason of what he's seeing. An infuriated Rob gets the runaround from Jason and decides to deal with him himself, and Jason is then distracted by police pal Mark Hansford, a hunky tall guy with graying hair and a gorgeous accent. He pops out his hard dick and Jason, shorn of hair, but chiseled as a man can be, gets to sucking. The previous scene didn't have time for pleasantries, so here Jason gets to show off lots of sucking styles. He has no problem taking the entire cock, but he also likes to play with it, much to the glee of its owner. Jason has an unimaginably massive cock, and Mark slaps it into his mouth with huge desire. The thickness is enough to make a man reconsider a continued infatuation with blowjobs (or perhaps increase it), but Mark wraps his lips around it and keeps as much in as possible. Naturally, Jason's dick fits just perfectly in Mark's ass. Once it's securely in, Jason goes wild fucking Mark. He's feisty and fast, as strong as those meaty thighs and ripped abs will allow. Watching the ease with which Jason is able to part Mark's cheeks and actually get in shows great ability on both their parts. Jason keeps up his incredible pace, slowing down only to tease Mark.
Back in purgatory, Bobby wends his way to a room where Joey Milano and Kyle Lewis are handcuffed to a pole. He's had enough of the games and starts ranting. "What do you want me to solve a Rubik's Cube with my asscheeks?" Actually, if anyone wants my opinion, I'd like to see that, but again, I'm not in this movie. This time Bonesaw himself appears, brandishing a gun and promising "it's almost over."
Still going on is the Jason-Mark fuck. Mark is now on his back, able to watch Jason pound the hell out of him with that monster of a pecker. Neither is wearying and I think Jason is actually getting more devilish with his harder thrusts. He lets loose a substantial load on Mark's stomach and Mark finishes as well. Mark sees the paper from Rob on Jason's desk and convinces Jason they should follow the lead.
So Bobby is on his last challenge. He must "service" both Joey and Kyle and this time has 20 minutes, without stepping out of the circle. He complains that he has just cum and Bonesaw tells him, "You've never had a problem before." Clearly someone that Bobby knows is fucking with him. Oh, the penalty if Bobby can't pull this off? "You lose it," Bonesaw says and turns on, what else, a saw. The never-tiring Bobby goes over to craggy beefcake Kyle and model-hot Joey and works on them with his unstoppable mouth. They seem rather uncaring about the time as they kiss passionately while Bobby doubles his efforts and does both cocks at once. In every way, boyish Bobby is the ideal choice for this part, one that requires a huge amount from a porn star. He isn't allowed to give a calm sensual performance, but rather a determined one. Both Kyle and Joey have long dicks, and Bobby gulps them together with probably room in his mouth for more. Tick-tock, tick-tock. Bobby stands for the boys so they can co-suck him. Passing his cock back and forth between their mouths, Bobby is easily hard again, so that concern is invalid. He bleats in delight as he can spend his first moments of the film being worshipped, while Kyle and Joey define three-way sharing on his dick. Also notable here is the confines of the sex. Having to stay within the tight circle makes logistics here quite difficult, so adding to the timing issue is one of space. The scene brims with a "will-he-won't-he" excitement. Bobby tops again, getting to plug Joey, and all but stepping over the line, while long-haired Joey feverishly blows the bejeepers out of Kyle. Bobby dive bombs into Joey, parking himself in deep and gyrating around, having to maintain the space constraints. However, he's clearly enjoying himself, cooing over Joey's ass as he pulls the cheeks wide apart to watch his cock slip inside. Bonesaw keeps starting the saw to scare the men, but there is still time left. They are allowed a chair in the circle, so Kyle gets to bottom for Bobby by riding him. Kyle bobs up and down with bouncy glee, but Bobby has to be careful. His arm threatens to break the circle. Time is not on their side, but Joey sticks his muscular cheeks on Bobby's ass for a time and Bobby cums. Seconds remain, less than 20, and Joey and Kyle need to cum. I couldn't handle it waiting!
Well, cum and splooge do mix as this scene progresses, and Bobby bolts for safety. In just his undies, he bolts. The detectives show up to find the carnage and an apparently dead Bonesaw, but the twists keep coming.
"Bonesaw" is yet another envelope-pushing creative piece from Jett Blakk, who attacks even porn with the verve of a major studio release. The suspenseful script and editing allow for the sex to actually be part of the tense plot, which is no easy trick. There is not an extraneous moment here. There can't be in a horror film. One other thing any scary movie needs is a lovable believable hero, and Bobby Williams gives the performance of his career here. I've always been a big fan of his, but he exceeds even my expectations in "Bonesaw." This movie manages to scare and titillate at the same time, a gleeful send-up of horror films that it doesn't even need to wink at the source material -- playing it straight is the right way to go here, because jokiness would only get in the way. It's ideal just the way it is.
DVD features: Chapters; gallery; brain-teasers (I never thought you'd see that one in a porn flick -- but it's fun); trailers ("Running Wild," "Lust Counseling," "Bed Heads," "Thirst," "Star Crossed," "The Works" and "Inn Over His Head"); bloopers; behind-the-scenes footage (which is very interesting for this complex film); and no regional coding (playable worldwide).
A DVD Review by Brent Blue