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Distributor | Released | Length |
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Catalina Video | 2006 | 120 |
Description source: promotional material
HOT BUTTERED COP PORN from director Josh Eliot is Catalina's Movie of the Year 2006. It features a cast of 13 all-male action men in over 2 tasty hours of hard-core, finger licking man-fun.
The movie begins with International Superstar Tamas Eszterhazy. Tamas wakes up, takes a shower, and jacks off his big International Superstar meat.
Hot Latin cop Marcos Pirelli answers a trespassing call and finds muscle dude Mike Power coming out of the shower wrapped in a towel. Marcos wraps his lips around Mike's fat cock and starts sucking. Mike returns the favor on Marco's uncut cock. Marcos is gorgeous as he gets on all four to offer up his eager cop-hole for Mike to pound.
Ben Damon lures big Italian cop Nick Capra into his room. He drops Nick’s pants and starts sucking on his rock hard cock. Fucking Ben’s mouth is just a warm up for Nick. Then he cock attacks Ben’s boy-hole until he shoots his hot buttered cop load.
Meanwhile cute-boy Dario Ventura has followed Nick. He gets a room of his own and jacks off his huge, uncut Latin cock.
Super hunk Tamas Eszterhazy is ready for some hot buttered cop action. He sticks his cock down Cameron Steele’s throat and pumps his mouth good. Cameron is so turned on he can’t wait to spread Tamas’s ass cheeks and fuck his hot cop ass. Cameron pumps his load. Then he buries his tongue in Tamas’s ass until he shoots, too.
Hairy chested Manu Maltes doesn't waste any time with Edu Boxer. He pulls out his cock for Edu to suck. Edu then gets his cock sucked. Manu swallows it deep until he shoots a load. Then Edu spews his man-frosting all over Manu’s face.
Scott Spears answers a call for breaking and entering. When he encounters Sebastian Rio with the loot, Sebastian begs to be let off the hook. He grabs Scott’s crotch and the hot buttered action begins. They swap blowjobs. Then Scott throws up his hot cop ass for Sebastian to fuck.
In the last scene of the movie, hairy hunk Marco Montana is paired with hot buttered cop Mike Grant. Officer Mike flips Marco over & starts licking his hairy butt before he fucks him and they shoot their hot buttered wads.
The police force in Palm Springs may have a fair amount of crime to deal with, but in Josh Eliot's "Hot Buttered Cop Porn" (destined to be one of the best movie names of 2006), the great thing about the crime here is that it doesn't come in too quickly. Each officer is allowed oodles of time to handle the perp, long enough to set him (it's always a him) right with some sucking and fucking. If word gets out about the leisure time allowed on each crime, it seems to me that police officers from around the country would be flocking to relocate!
Over the credits, Tamas Eszterhazy has made a good argument for waking up early. After a swim, he does his exercises, showers and jacks off. All of it couldn't be more luscious. Tattooed on his back and down his arms, he has an amazingly chiseled body, basically shaved head and well-placed facial hair. A fat uncut cock completes this heavenly man and he certainly delights in using both hands to please it. One a time or two at a time, he pumps hard, clearly getting the most of his time alone. Once finished, his clothing goes on and he's ready for another day as a cop.
At roll call, the officers are given their assignments. Most aren't thrilled about them, but particularly upset is a female officer who finds nothing good about working with these guys, especially their "two-inch needle dicks trying to poke me."
The first hot cop in action is Marcos Pirelli, the strapping sunken-cheeked Latin brunet who responds to a trespassing call. Gun out in front, he snakes his way through the house until finding mammoth-cocked Mike Power, so surprised he drops his towel to show said cock. Covered in tattoos, he tries to explain to the officer that he can't go anywhere until he gets a new passport, and Marcos takes pity on his situation. Marcos deems Mike's cock "much more valuable than money" when they discuss a way for Mike to thank Marcos, and Marcos goes way down on the dick. This slab of thickness is no easy piece, but Marcos and his wet comfortable mouth gobble it to the balls. This flick's action certainly starts off with a heaping lot of oomph due to this blowjob. Marcos undresses so Mike can have fun with his uncut cock, which he does by way of a tickling tongue and teasing mouth. When Marcos sits on all-fours to get fucked, he throws his butt waaaaay out and lets Mike go ramming into it. Sensing he has a bottom who can handle him, he's rabidly strong with his fuck, burying all of himself in Marcos, and doing it with gigantic slashes that find him pulling almost all the way out with every blast. At one point, he does the equivalent of push-ups in Marcos' ass, but without bending his arms. His control is extraordinary. As he's doing Marcos missionary, Marcos lets fly a bounder cum-shot and then Mike slams at him until he's ready.
A loitering call comes in and bike cop Nick Capra is on the case (apparently this is as bad as crime gets in Palm Springs). Nick finds the Dario Ventura sitting in a van jacking off, he says because a guy at the resort across the street is so inspiring. So, Nick chases after this man, all the way to his private room, "to have a chat." Nick is not at all surprised to see handsome youthful Ben Damon in the room, back for his "usual roll in the hay" with the hottie officer. This is an awfully tourist-friendly police force! So, Ben gets to sucking on Nick's humongous cock, not at all neglecting his balls as he chews his way down Nick's inches. Nick takes a spin on Ben's very long one, deep-throating and doing a good hand-mouth combo. Nick's ingratiation mouth gets Ben cumming quickly, but he's hardly done with the cop. Instead, he parks his smooth ass down on Nick's dick and rides. Ben has always been a sterling bottom and once again proves his abilities by bouncing fiercely. Nick actively fucks as well, full of aggression and lips pursed far enough to reach the next room. He cums on Ben's spent ass and hopefully that will keep Ben until he returns to town next year.
Big-eared laddie Dario has taken a room at this resort and sits down to watch a conveniently-placed Catalina sampler, full of vintage pre-condom cum-shots. The lean muscled cutie beats off his own uncut power piece watching the splashes come his way from the screen. The action on the DVD almost upstages his double-fisted handiwork, but the camera spends enough time on him. The section of facials really does it to him, and he pops himself while watching.
Tamas himself gets the residential burglary call, where he finds security guard Cameron Steele, who works for the development with the crime. Butch Cameron, all solid hard muscle and big eyes starts lusting over Tamas, who readily admits he's not into the "babes" Cameron used to hook when he was on the force. Cameron is cool with that and the two start making out with tongues ablaze. The mammoth dick that Tamas has only used himself so far speeds down Cameron's throat, with the intense sucker happy to find ways of getting much of it in there. Commanding Tamas looks ravishing standing naked and being worshipped, but he's not content doing that, so he face fucks Cameron with awesome force. Tamas then wraps his hand and mouth around Cameron's fat cock (the beer can type), just as giddy sucking as he was in getting it. Tamas then bends over and takes a classic statue position again so Cameron can fuck him. Cameron shoves a lot of power his way, but elegant Tamas is ready for it, begging for more and harder. Like the fuck in the first scene, it's a case of a bottom being an ideal partner for his big-dicked partner. Anything less would leave too many inches unused! Cameron's pile-drive missionary fuck has Tamas in a tough position, but it works as well as the rest, causing Cameron to finish. He then eats Tamas' ass until the bottom is ready to blast for the second time that day.
Officer Manu Maltes, a hairy gorgeous he-man, has the best assignment of all: "Officer Counseling." It seems that Officer Edu Boxer (just as hairy, just as gorgeous and just as he-man) has lost his voice from trauma (or because he doesn't speak any English). So, he sits at home in a tank top, chest hair and tattoos writing his responses to Manu, who is noticing his crotch more than anything. I think Edu's shining eyes, tucking inside long lashes, know he can flirt with Manu, and he writes a series of notes designed to get Manu all excited. So, bearded Edu grabs his dick and Manu can only respond, "well, buddy, I'm here to do whatever it takes to get you out of this depression." There really is a fraternity in the police force, no? Manu declares that Edu will have to start on him first, but they kiss so everyone has time to disrobe. This hulking pair of supreme big guys have boatloads of chemistry, and when Edu starts sucking, he means what he's doing, intending to get it all sucked, even with Manu face-fucking him. Now that Manu's decree has been satisfied, he gets busy blowing Edu, which he does with a fast-paced mouth and lots of lust. The camera very wisely spends time on their chests, perhaps their most significant body parts (though their hot faces and the rest of their muscled bodies really do compete). Manu is able to cum just from sucking Edu, and Edu, who can vocalize enough to grunt, lays a wowser on Manu's face and neck.
Near midnight, there is a breaking and entering call. Scott Spears actually knows the perp, the captain's son, Sebastian Rio, a hunky Latino with a bit of facial hair and big brown lusty eyes. Citing the face that he's just turned 18 (at least a few times, I'm guessing), he grabs for blue-eyed Scott, who of course takes him up on the offer, in the backyard of the house he just robbed! The first sight of them together is shot far away, and it's obvious from that distance just how deliciously huge Sebastian's double-digit cock is. However, Scott sucks it wondrously, managing to take every last bit of it down his throat in a quiet but spectacular blowjob. They might not be the most chiseled of the gang, but they are a perfect pair because Scott's talents are made for a cock like Sebastian's. It would be hard to top that performance, but Sebastian gets the second sucking. Scott's cockringed dick is a thick one, given a very wet expressive going over by Sebastian. Sebastian tops, stuffing his dick into Scott's ass with the same ease he did his mouth, and seeming to enjoy this more. Scott's ass competes with his mouth for the best hole in this scene and Sebastian has a whale of a time making a case for the ass. After a speedy fuck, he pulls out to cum and then helps the officer shoot as well.
A drunk and disorderly call comes in the middle of the night, where lightly bearded hottie Marco Montana is splashing in the pool plastered as big burly Mike Grant comes to take care of the situation. The very-tanned accented Marco plays drunk very well, clowning around and still managing to look ravishing. Marco is the gardener on the estate where he's trespassing, so of course offers up anything to get out of the scrape. Officer Mike tells him he can't give him what he wants, but Marco persists that he can. "A good fuck. Yeah, that's what I need, a good fuck!" Marco offers to be Mike's bitch for the night to save his job. The flick's second sultry nighttime scene kicks into gear immediately when brawny Mike strips down and lets Marco at his dick. He has an awful lot of focus for a drunk, managing to keep his mouth parked on Mike's dick the most of the time, not minding Mike's gag-inducing face-fucking either. This spitfire goes so quickly he looks like he's blowing in fast-forward! With Marco cooing at him in Spanish (and still playing drunk), he crams his dick down Mike's mouth with unsubtle friskiness. Now he's in charge of the scene and he makes Mike work damn hard on his cock. For the first extended time in the saga, there is major ass-eating, with Mike stuffing his face into Marco's hairy ass to lick with yummy expressiveness. The forgiving officer declares Marco's ass "beautiful" as he fucks it. The strongman top plows ahead into Marco with an almost romantic air, but not forgetting the power too.
For the sake of these officers, I certainly hope the crime wave continues for the next day, because it seems as though these guys work best with cocks drawn instead of guns. If you ask me, I think some of the criminals know this already and committed the crimes hoping to get caught! Understandably so.
DVD features: chapters; cum-shots chapter; additional scene (from "Cute Enough to Eat"); trailers ("Cute Enough to Eat," "Service Area," "Junior Meets the Bear Patrol" and "Bear Boned"); and no regional coding (playable worldwide).
A DVD Review by Brent Blue