WARNING!
Josh Vaughn
Benjamin Bradley
Benjamin Bradley
Distributor | Released | Length |
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All Worlds Video | 2006 | 120 |
Disclaimer: I, Brent Blue, being of soundish mind, hereby promise not to make any wisecracks at the expense of blonds during my review of "Blond Leading the Blond." I won't say that being blond implies a lack of brain cells (although that color isn't exactly fooling ... oops, sorry) or that they have more fun (because this is porn, everyone is having fun). Now, having all heaved a collective sigh of relief that I will be so humane in my treatment of the peroxide pixies in this narrative, we can move on.
So, the theme here is blondness. All of the studs in the video have dyed their hair blond. Very blond. It's cool to see some of these guys, vets of many flicks with other hair colors, go to such lengths to make this film work. Director Doug Jeffries is careful to use a color palette surrounding his men that makes their tresses stand out. But, in the end, hair color doesn't determine sexual appetite, so as pretty and interesting as these guys look, it's their combined skill and awesome energy that make this one cook into a white-hot sunburst.
The first scene finds enormous hulking Tyler Riggs waiting outside the bathroom for hairy reedy Brett Mathews to emerge. Tyler, all beef and tattoos, leads Brett into a shower where the two make out. Brett hits the clean tile immediately and jerks his head around severely to give Tyler's juicy piece a dedicated blowjob. With his eyes staring up at Tyler, he does a smashing deep-throat, no easy task given the size of Tyler's cock and the size of Brett's face. Excellent camera work shows it from every angle. Brett then slithers underneath Tyler to lick at his asshole, shaved clean here to just its tanned state. Once his tongue has darted enough, it's Tyler turn to suck Brett's long very rigid dick. By the time Tyler rims Brett, the latter has veins popping out on his forehead so large I was afraid he was going to have a stroke! Tyler is very sweet to the hairy crack. He's saving all of his energy for the fuck. When he inserts his dick, it's with one big thrust and he's down to the balls. Brett's ass is very welcoming to all of Tyler, who doesn't need to strain himself getting all the way in with a manly fuck. With his abs crunched, Brett sits on Tyler, who can't help but thrust up at Brett even though Brett is mighty capable when left to do the riding. If possible, the dick seems to go even deeper here. A true gentleman, Tyler then jacks Brett off before doing the same to himself.
Mike Powers and Adam Faust are two guys who look like they mean business. Adam has put only a hint of blond in his hair, and the rest of his hirsute body is all natural. He's rugged and full of imposing attitude as he plays pool by himself. Inked Mike looks on, playing with the hardness in his jeans as Adam does everything to encourage it. Without a word, the very tall Mike comes up behind Adam and starts groping away. Adam literally bends over backwards on the table so Mike can bite at his pierced nipples and enjoy his clipped chest hair. He then tears into Adam's pants so he can liberate the cock and start sucking it. Adam writhes as Mike alternates his talented sucking with harsh slaps to Adam's chest. Mike then chews at Adam's ass, a big open expanse that is only missing a barker to invite in guests. The next here is a wonderful rimming coupled with a sturdy fingering. Mike takes a break from Adam's ass so Adam can spit and swallow his exceedingly thick uncut cock. This beer can is a beaut and Adam thoroughly enjoys playing with it. It was of course inevitable that Adam would take this stiffy up the ass, and he does so happily. Mike teases with a slow start, but then peels off with an excitable plunder that might give the pool table permanent indentations from the shoves Adam is getting as he bends over it (forward this time). As I said, these two really mean business, so their fuck is a mutually zesty piece, with Mike clearly loving every second of burying his big one in Adam's experienced ass. The two suck face until it's time to unload on each other's legs.
The scenic design for the third scenario is luscious. On a dark blue bed set against flowing gauzy white curtains, Matthew Mayfair and Ryann Wood are nestled in bed. Matthew, sporting long bangs and hair that looks like it was born to be blond, has a delicious body somewhere between twink and whatever comes with slightly slower metabolism. Ryann is beefier, with short hair and fuzz on his chest covering pierced tits. Rod Barry, wearing only the white undies that are allowed in this scene, comes to their room and gets hard watching Ryann start the blowing process. As he easily gulps all of Matthew, uncut Rod looks ready to explode for lack of participation. Matthew further teases Rod by exposing Ryann's hot ass, which he fingers just feet from panting Rod. Rod will have to watch without Matthew's obvious invitations while the other two trade suckings. When Ryann is comfortably doing Matthew again, Rod joins the fun to go poking around at Ryann's ass. All devilish smiles, Rod pulls the hole as wide apart as it can go, with the camera diving down in there along with Rod's fingers. Rod stands on the window sill and has Ryann lick his asshole, which quiet Ryann does with a nice grace. Rod doesn't forget Matthew, stepping over to him for some sucking and rimming as Ryann looks on with mouthwatering jealousy. Finally, they get to do Rod together, with Matthew in the ass and Ryann on the cock. Teamwork is a wonderful thing. A few oral positions later (including a heated double attack by Rod and Matthew on Ryann's dick), Rod is finally ready for the fuck he's been wanting. He goes trekking into Ryann's butt, the latter with his throat stuffed full of Matthew, and the oomph from Rod is winning. It's another no-frills fuck because it's so easy for Rod to slip in and out, so Rod helps keep Ryann's mouth solidly on Matthew's dick. When Matthew fucks Ryann, he's even more punishing, but Rod makes him work even harder by putting him in the middle of a three-way fuck. Matthew is ordered to work back on Rod with whatever speed the star demands, and it all sizzles. Rod has enough cum in him to toss it back and forth between the boys as he's spewing it and then disappears before they coat themselves in cum.
The cover boys of this bleached extravaganza are Josh Vaughn and Benjamin Bradley. My unabashed love for Benjamin Bradley and his work borders on the shameful, but here is he well-paired with Josh Vaughn. With deep-set eyes and a bit of cockiness, he has a boyish face, but his tattoos and earrings begin to tell a different story. Benjamin, flashing porn's sexiest pair of eyes and a body even more smoothly chiseled than usual, is paired with Josh in a cunning flashy music video edit as the intro to the scene. Things only slow down when Josh holds onto Benjamin's hard cock and toys with it, not even looking Benjamin's way at first. Watch closely as the blowjob starts, because there are some very interesting choices here. First is on Benjamin's end. He swivels his hips (using the muscles only from the abs to the ass) in a gyrating motion into Josh's face with such a gentle motion, but it's so Porn Star (with intended capital letters), so knowing. And Josh isn't just delivering any old suck-a-thon. Instead, he's directed to look directly at the camera, wherever it is, so that there is a series of craning shots all over the place with Josh's eyes following at every turn, yet still managing to deliver an incredibly sensual deep-throat to a beaming Benjamin. When Benjamin goes to suck, he's not about to let any tricks get the better of him. Josh tries to face-fuck him, but he plants his hands on Josh's hips and deep-throats all on his own. His sucking is feverish and passionate compared to Josh's purposely different style. Though his eyes do not follow the camera, the camera often follows his eyes, which ratchets up the heat every time. On another exotic pretty set of whites (and lit so the guys are washed out just a tad to melt into each other), Benjamin squats on a cube to have his divine ass licked by Josh. Rounded to perfection, the asscheeks have just enough room between their muscle to allow in a face, and Josh takes full advantage with a hearty feast. The wetting gives Josh the right to fuck Benjamin, which he does with some explosive thrusts. As Josh's stomach becomes awash in droplets of sweat, he goes in harder and harder, plowing to his balls each time. Of course, Benjamin is perched in a position ideally suited to show off his body and ass while it's getting so well rammed. Josh returns to the hanging chair so Benjamin can slurp around in his ass. This Benjamin does with a tickling tongue that seems to be everywhere at once. He is being as grandiose as possible and I think he knows it (earning those capital letters). His own stomach now glittering, Benjamin fucks Josh. Returning to the scene is that hypnotic gyration of his, but this time it's the energy behind his stunning fuck. Josh's ass is tight and he even looks a bit nervous, but on Benjamin's end, all is so tasty. He doesn't force himself in with any power that Josh can't handle, but he makes it look so damn pretty. It's a quick fuck before Benjamin blasts and Josh follows.
There you have it. Proof that non-brunets do indeed ... oh, you're not going to trick me into finishing that sentence! Just watch and see if you don't agree with the age old adage.
DVD features: Chapters; cum-shots chapter; featurette ("A Night Out with Benjamin Bradley," which follows Benjamin dancing in a bar and looking so damn hot it's amazing the place didn't catch on fire); trailers ("Boot Boy," "Delinquents," "2nd Inning" and "Lookin' for Trouble"); and no regional coding (playable worldwide).
A DVD Review by Brent Blue