Ambitious and yet somehow less than totally satisfying, this German production is weird and sometimes wonderful in equal measures.
What it does offer up in excess are very large, uncut cocks, a German specialty. The main gist of the story involves a male brothel where you can have your heart's desire, and pick it in the most high-tech way imaginable. The client enters, a silver fox with a briefcase, and he's shown in by a raven-haired madam who leads him to a screen where the action takes place.
In the first scene, a trio of horny cuties dressed in what looks like shredded aluminum foil togas get it on in a blinding white setting. After mutual cocksucking all around, the blondie in the group takes on both of buddies, opening his ass for a pair of thick, long dicks. While he's being slammed, blondie blows his load, and then he watches as his buddies do the same.
Silver fox isn't buying it. He asks for more, and the madam next shows him another three-way, one where the action takes place on a cyber-beach. The three don the skimpiest G-strings I've ever seen, and their cocks are barely contained within them. Again, there's hot cocksucking all around before the dudes move on to fucking, and when that happens, it's a jaw-dropping view of a huge dick sliding into a tight, hairless butthole. More big loads end the fuck sequence.
And yeah, you're probably way ahead of me here, but silver fox once again isn't happy. The next scene is the weirdest of the bunch (and that's saying something), a Wild-West, latex, piercings and tattoos mix that has to be seen to be believed (you can't make this stuff up, really). Completely encased in a rubber cocoon, with a rubber hose for air, one of the guys in the scene is pretty much immobilized in the beginning. Soon, though, the cocoon comes off and out pops a beautiful butterfly -- no, wait, that's another program. Instead, when the two men in the scene are completely naked, they have a hot ass- and dick-eating session. Moving on to even heavier-duty sex, the guy not in the cocoon (who has an enormous dick, even for this production) slowly pushes his way into the other guy's ass. It isn't long before he's completely ready to be fucked hard, adjusting to the pole like a pro. Just before the two men shoot their loads, he's bouncing on it like a pogo stick.
Next, there's more aluminum used, this time to make chrysalises from which four hung cuties emerge ready to go. They're all thin twinkies and all ready to suck and fuck in a 60s-inpsired "Laugh-In"-style set complete with Swiss balls (for a touch of the more modern, one presumes).
Finally, our silver fox is treated to a view of the cover boys, who are, yes, hugely hung and ready to go. Oiled down, both dressed in a very bizarre blend of kilt and rubber, these guys are hung like horses. After much oral action, including one very interesting, pointy-tongued rimjob, The paler of the two gets fucked royally by his buddy, taking it from behind and also missionary. Never does his own huge cock go down, even when being pronged by this guy's pole.
The ending is, fittingly, just as weird as the rest of this production, which isn't perfect, but is never boring.
DVD features: Chapters; cum-shots chapter; behind-the-scenes footage; trailers ("Premium Porn," "Berlin Male" and "Berlin Bastards"); solo (Jan Amronsolo); and no regional coding (playable worldwide).
A DVD Review by Martin Cox