Cheap wigs, candles, enough leather to scare the bovine population of Texas and astoundingly gorgeous Eastern Europeans. You know what that adds up to, right? Loony fun-filled porn, the kind your dear friend Brent Blue loves to tell you about, and they don't get loonier than "One Track Mind." The focus is where it should be, on the very lusty seedy sex, but do try and follow the plot. Just try, at least.
In the first scene, Drago Lembeck and Igor are soldiers who loot a house, which is lorded over by a peculiar nude painting that looks so very ominous (like a tranny Ozzie Osbourne). Something turns them on suddenly and they are naked and sucking, uniforms still covering their rock-solid bodies. The blowjob given is decent, but the fucking is better. Drago as a bottom is absolutely cockmad, riding his top in an unlikely position and just plowing all the way down the bottom of it. They flip flop so they can fuck on the cold concrete stairs, those pesky uniforms still hiding too much skin! Drago returns to bottoming to get fucked bent over and then takes Igor's cum shot to his smooth chest. Staring at that bizarre painting, he cums on Igor's chest. Possessed by the image even after sex, Drago shoots Igor and then fondles the painting with his gun.
Things are even odder at Vilem Cage's place. Looking ever-butch in just a mini caftan and sunglasses, he's dropping his cigarette ashes into a slave's hands, the slave masked. Some narration explains that the painting hides codes for demons and then Vilem heads a four-way, with his slave, a spikey-haired cutie and a long-haired blond hottie. The latter two are loud and having fun as Vilem jerks off while his slave licks at his toes. The blowing between the spikey and long haired guys is okay talent-wise, but full of loud excitement. The slave, in his mask, kneels among the other three to suck them all, going back and forth on three quite hefty dicks (Vilem's is gigantic) with feisty intent, though he doesn't go very deep on any of them.
Drago's grandson (also played by Drago) currently owns the painting and is planning on auctioning it off, much to the chagrin of the scary narrator, the rightful owner of the painting.
Apparently having tired of the four-way before it really got started, Vilem heads to another room in his house where another slave is to be his plaything. This curly-haired youth comes with a strong hunky brunet. Vilem fucks the slave, who sucks the third man. Vilem is one hell of a top, looking just grand as he works, but barely getting much of his cock inside his bottom with most thrusts. What works here are the positions. At one point, Vilem is fucking his slave, who is in a 69 with the third guy, still wearing his sunglasses just like Vilem. Suddenly, Vilem is getting deeper into the slave's ass, maybe because the sucking is keeping him so occupied. The hot brunet fucks the slave alternately with Vilem in a few positions before the brunet creams a fantastic load right on the slave's ass. Vilem gets the slave's shot on his impeccable chest and then unloads on both of the others.
The young Drago is apparently as possessed by this painting as his grandfather was, sporting an arsenal of leather equipment and even burning holes into his t-shirt with a cigarette. As long as he doesn't mar that perfect chest of his! His hard cock springs out of a leather g-string, and he looks mighty hot in not much more than it and boots. Slapping on a pair of heavy duty gloves, he starts licking his fingers, his cock twitching. It wants the rubberized attention. So, he beats off and then fills his ass with an array of items, starting with a hard set of anal beads that fit quite nicely. He quickly cums into his hand, eyes transfixed by the painting.
For reasons I can't say I completely understand, we flash back to 1919 where we finally meet the demon behind all of this, and yes, he does look a lot like Ozzie. A dejected army officer is in his lair and soon his plaything. This beautiful brown-haired officer with the shoulder tattoo quickly falls under the spell and sucks the demon, who has a nice long cock. The noises they make are a bit more than the actual action merits, but spunk does count for a lot in this movie. The sucking is fleet so the demon can fuck the soldier. It's not the most penetrating fuck, and they are wearing so much clothing that it's often obscured. A missionary position works quite well and then the fuzzy-chested soldier rides with good zest until it's time for both to cum.
The demon then forces the soldier to sign a document, giving him rights to everything in return for the demon clearing up whatever mess the soldier found himself so dejected about. However, the soldier died before finishing his service to the demon, so his ancestors have been afflicted with the burden. The current ancestor aims to find the painting, destroy it, and free his family from their wicked servitude.
The current ancestor is definitely living that life, in the meantime. He and another scary soldier type have a guy playing a dog as their toy. This spikey-haired cutie is handcuffed, but licks himself in pleasure as the sound of leather crunching eggs him on. His soldier masters are pawing each other, feeding leather dildos to each other orally. These two make out with big intensity and then the current ancestor blows his friend, who has an absolutely enormous uncut cock, big enough for two, which is where the dog boy comes in. He gets to share it. The ancestor is then done by both before the dog boy rims him so he can be singly sucked by his soldier friend. The soldier in back plants himself on the ancestor's cock and rides nicely while sucking the dog boy. This is one of the better fucks of the movie, one that finds some actual deep penetration. The dog boy bottoms for his ancestor master in a few positions, fitting the cock very well inside his welcoming ass. The dog boy's insistent ride on his ancestor master is hot. The dog boy and the soldier friend cum on the ancestor's boot and then he creams big on the soldier's chest.
Third-generation Drago has taken to sleeping with the painting, while the demon gets a thrashing from a hooded man, which apparently he wants. The next scene has Drago and the demon, but I can't quite tell you how they came together. A dream? A possession? A lost reel of film? I'm going with a dream. Drago looks exceptionally sexy in a rope harness, flexing his muscles before the painting in a dungeon, and the demon comes in with a giant hardon. Together they suck the head of his walking stick. Only briefly, thankfully, before the demon blows Drago. Drago has one damn thick cock, so it's a chore for even this supernatural demon, but he works it as well as he can. The demon, appropriately, has a long tongue, and with a sneer on his face, he unleashes it on Drago's ass with some happy ass munching. The demon fucks Drago, once again proving his mettle has an excellent bottom. The demon may look freaky, but he knows he has a good man on the receiving end, so he's fast-paced about it all. This film's favorite position is the fucking ride, and Drago does it quite well, hitting the demon's balls with every push down. Drago looks delighted to be placed in a sling and fucked even further, though the demon is clearly tiring out at this point and it's only a quick fuck here before the demon is spraying all over Drago's torso. Drago cums on the demon.
Drago wakes up (I was right, dream) and the painting is gone. So, he pulls a knife out of his boot and snarls somethin' awful! The ancestor has stolen the painting (wait, wasn't the demon the one taking it in the dream?) and is about to take a knife to the ghoulish artwork when he's stopped by an unseen hand.
In the demon's "own private hell," he has three dog boys and two servants, not to mention Vilem Cage back for more. Hungarian porn lovers can't help but notice Eric Flower as one of the masked guards. With all that testosterone by a beloved Eastern European pool, it can only mean one thing: ORGY! So, the dog boys get busy sucking the guards and Vilem, loudly popping the big cocks in and out of their mouths. It's a hungry bunch of gobbles, with lots of good moaning and some spiffy saliva drooled on the dicks. Plus, the bondage themes are not forgotten, as the dogs are held in chains and manipulated as the masters want. Unbelievably big cocks abound, big enough for all three dogs to even share at once in the case of Vilem's. It's the dog boys who get fucked, as suspected, and all three are awfully tight. Of course, the cocks inserted are also really widening, so now the moans are for real! Strangely, the fucking is a bit tame. I would have expected the orgy work to be tip top here, for the whole movie has been leading up to it. The bottoms definitely want it, that's for sure. What does work is all the posing and shifting of guys. Mouths are rarely unfilled and the sucking remains spiffy. Riding fucks once again spruce things up considerably, but not as deeply here as in other scenes. I will give the director credit, for there is no idleness here. The guys are in constant motion, moving all around in different combinations, never forgetting it's an orgy, always groping for each other. Of course it's the dog boys who get the sizeable cum splatters on them.
So, if I have this right, the demon is now in the body of Vilem Cage, which makes sense in the last scene, but doesn't quite explain his earlier scene. Vilem, the demon, goes for a swim with a hardon and his sunglasses, the painting sitting right by the pool. Vilem starts to hear voices, the demon shouts "No! No!" and suddenly we're back in the dungeon where Drago is flexing again, in possession of the painting. He is then suddenly tied up and flogged by the masked man. What does all this add up to? I haven't a clue in the world, not a friggin' clue, but I sure had fun watching!
DVD features: Chapters; cum-shots chapter; widescreen; language selection; behind-the-scenes footage; gallery; trailers ("The Cockfather," "The Club," "Leather Inside," "Jailhouse Cock" and "Jailhouse Cock 2"); and no regional coding (playable worldwide).
A DVD Review by Brent Blue