"Excuse me. Can I get the "Knuckle Sandwich" on whole wheat or just rye?"
"Honey, don't ask questions. Just know it comes with plenty of, er, mayo."
"Eh?"
"Let's go to the video."
The first scene starts with the very colorfully tattooed Josh Edwards in a harness, red jock and boots. He's all alone, but who needs a playmate with the kind of toys in this room? He starts with a ribbed dildo, something he can slide in and out of his hole with little friction. The dildo is neat, but not as neat as Mason Garet, a scary shaved-headed guy with lots of ink who looks like he means business! He decides Josh can handle a bigger dildo, and so he can. It's then time for one of those titular knuckles, and Mason uses both of his to open Josh as wide as he can go. Mason has a coy smile on his face as he digs in deeper and deeper. A leather wrist band means he can fit only so much of his arm, but the toys don't have such restrictions. Large anal beads are next, and Josh shows just how much sphincter control he has with them. Things take an unexpected twist when Mason reclines on the floor so Josh can shove an enormous dildo into him, followed quickly by his arm, which goes way into Mason. Mason is so good a fisting bottom, that he can change positions without Josh ever having to remove his hand. Josh alternates between the dildo and the arm as Mason growls in delight. The two then jack off their Prince Alberted-cocks, Mason with Josh's hand still inserted. They look exhausted at the end, but that good exhaustion when you know you've just worked yourself to the limit.
He-man Matthew Ford, looking very sexy in a red leather shirt, is the luckiest man in the movie, because he has one of fisting's best ever bottoms as his scene partner, the incomparable Kent North. After only a little tongue-swapping, Matthew is already shooting his fingers into Kent's ass. Kent is thankfully wearing ass-less chaps, because it's a crime to hide his best feature. Matthew fits Kent with a buttplug, but then impatiently fingers him as well. He twists his fingers around the dildo inside Kent's ass, proof that Kent is going to make Matthew work creatively in handling this ace ass. Bearded Matthew has lots of fun jamming more and more fingers into Kent, with the plug still in there. Kent's ass gets a breather when Kent blows Matthew, an easy task for the compulsive deep-throater. Matthew, who has an average cock, fucks Kent, which of course isn't showing off Kent to his best, but Matthew is a nasty top and rages around in Kent. Back to the real stretching, Kent is made to take a series of really long and really thick dildos, all of which he shoots up his ass with unbelievable ability. Not only do they fit, but when he rides them, he does it with a speed that normal bottoms taking normal dicks would find hard to handle! Consider all of the above foreplay, because Matthew is finally ready with his gloved hands. On all-fours, Kent's ass swallows Matthew's fist expertly, the glove line gone along with half of Matthew's arm. No matter the position, it's always impressive, and Kent looks totally fresh and comfortable the whole time. Kent cums and then Matthew sits on his chest to unload a wild load all over Kent.
The third couple in the dungeon are tiger-tattooed redhead Adam Faust, looking particularly butch here, and graying daddyish Til Wegman, eager to take orders from Adam. Adam doesn't seem to be in the mood for opening Til up, so he lubes his glove and sends his hand right in. Til's asshole is a gaping cavern, and even the first insertion meets with absolutely no resistance. Adam is able to use both hands, alternating speedily in and out of Til's inked ass. It's almost too easy for Til to take Adam's fists, which makes you wonder how much practice Til gets on a regular basis! So, Adam spices it up with some toys, but it's his fists that always look best inside Til. In the middle of a punch-fisting sequence, Adam commands Til to flip over, with no intention of removing his hand. Adam then returns to his feisty fast alternating fists, going so fast he looks like he's working with a punching bag. The surprising thing here is that though this is technically a thrilling session, these guys don't have much chemistry. It's almost like a last call pairing, but hell, they do make a hot pair of butt and hand.
Lastly, we have strapping bald Rocky Torrez and one of my personal faves, redhead Tim Rusty, a handsome lean guy who always looks like he's taking his lunch break from a Wall Street job to head to a dungeon where he can't wait to show off another skill set. Bearded and with a hairy chest, Rocky is 100% prime beef, and when he sees Tim's little hole, he's enraptured. Using spit as lube, he starts to work it with his tongue, pulling the cheeks wide apart and letting Rusty flex the muscles to show off too. Rocky starts the invasion with a very long dildo, one the size of Tim's whole back! But, in it goes all the way. Rocky makes sure of it, but Tim ain't complaining. Rocky playfully tells Tim to hold it in his ass while he picks out another one, teasing Tim by slowly returning to his ass. Rocky reveals a totally winning personality, absolutely loving Tim's ass and making it the star of the scene. Another eye-popping dildo fits snugly in Tim, and Rocky notes, "you're gettin' ready for the big one, mister!" Wow, what were these dildos? They are enormous! Of course Rocky is referring to his paws, which he leaves ungloved. Lubing his arm to the elbow, he has Tim sit on his hand, and Tim slowly works himself down inch by inch. Tim is in control here, and he makes sure to go as deep as possible. It's damn deep. Rocky sweetly tells Tim to get read for some missionary fisting, but the position change doesn't alter their ability to keep going at their wonderfully frantic pace. Now Tim can stare right into Rocky's eyes, smiling too, and Rocky can do the same, bonding them while Tim is opened wider and wider. Notable here is that Rocky isn't flashy. The excitement here comes from two perfectly matched performers, and Rocky is still smiling when he cums on Tim's ass.
"I get it now. I'll take it to go."
"There's an extra charge for that."
"I'm okay with that, just hurry it, them, up!"
DVD features: Chapters; gallery; trailers ("Mister Fister," "Slam Dunk" and "Twisted"); no regional coding (playable worldwide).
A DVD Review by Brent Blue